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You Have To Be On Drugs For This

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THIS WEEKEND, RAFE REMOVES THE ROLES. not the food rolls. discord server roles. rafe made an awesome keto dessert using a recipe from “all day I think abut food.” caleb has been doing ALL the tourist stuff. rafe does a word of the week. new actor next week, with a new movie game!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: blueberry jamboree
low: tummy is dumb and also may be septic

caleb’s high-low
high: nephew visit
low: iphone is dumb

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who snuck cocaine into the whitehouse? lol.
– am I the only one that, when making a sandwich, eats a slice of cheese as I am making the sandwich every time
– what’s the best way to politely tell people on twitch that I don’t want to look at their art portfolio or purchase their services? (or do I just immediately ban them when they start asking?)
– how do I get banned from the podcast?
– so, have you ever had a realization that forced you to recontextualize literally everything in your entire life? because holy fuck have I had a weird couple of days and I’m still working on the vocabulary to explain it.
– does hugh grant make some of the worlds weirdest role decisions? I ask this on the heels of the wonka trailer
– worst actor that chooses the best roles/movies. e.g. for.me this was keanu. marvelous human, but cant act other than “I don’t understand” face. until the physical stuff in john wick.
– are there william h macy movies that rafe will enjoy or will her preconceived notions of a few of his roles enough to cloud her judgment so that she won’t like any of his films?
– thinking of death is motivating.
– road construction is my least favorite season

SAM ROCKWELL
MOVIE – the bad guys (2022) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8115900)
caleb 7.75/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – bad guys
k/da – villain

NEXT MOVIE – somewhere in time (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081534)
NEXT SONGS – time

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Farewell to Candy

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it’s the final john candy movie. not a horrible ending to a career, but sad it had to end so quickly. we have a new actor! guess who it is?!! you’ll have to listen to the podcast or join the discord. caleb talks about an upcoming visitor, rage has the owies, and there’s some talk about the fourth of july and affirmative action. did we check all the boxes? probably.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bear art stream
low: tummy hurts

caleb’s high-low
high: kid visit excitement
low: speeding ticket

HOT HOT TOPICS
– where did all my thumbdrives go? I had like 5 and now… nothing!
– who is our new actor? and.. omg its the rock with a steel chair!!!
– the 4th of july is still the greatest american holiday.
– what is john candy’s movie that holds up best? main/major actor movie, not the bit parts
– if john candy had a candy made for him, what would it be? chocolate? hard candy? taffy? what flavor?
– how do I redeem these bonus points? is there a catalog? do I get to pick from rafes pile of random junk?
– if you could travel back in time to witness one historical event, what event would you visit and why?
– is it necessary in this day and age to have friends who specialize in finding that one meme you can’t quite lay your hands on?
– have a bathroom network: knowing where there is a safe and clean bathroom near you when you are out and about running errands and whatnot is something no one should underestimate.
– did you ever watch the john candy cartoon series camp candy?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – canadian bacon (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 4.25/10
SONGS – breakfast
cisco houston – beans bacon gravy

NEXT MOVIE – the bad guys (2022) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8115900)
NEXT SONGS – bad guys

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This is an Opportunity

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top final actor vote!! voting ends july 5, 2023 at 5pm eastern. https://www.rankedchoices.com/cm9d

caleb had a tough week, rafe was too hot, and read upsetting news, but there was still fun to be had.
here’s what rafe read in the news: https://grist.org/accountability/gas-stations-underground-storage-tank-leaks-environmental-disaster

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: heating up
low: VPN blocks

caleb’s high-low
high: braves baseball
low: back problems

HOT HOT TOPICS
– in honor of july 4th: this will be someone’s last weekend with all ten fingers.
– the 3 things you absolutely wouldn’t do in any job interview.
– when a holiday falls on a tuesday or a thursday, a four day weekend should occur. going to work for one day in the middle of a holiday weekend seems rather unproductive.
– how excited should I be to find out a snoball (a.k.a. shaved ice) place is opening a block from me? ’cause I feel a 7 or 8 is reasonable.
– is reddit going to die? or is this temporary
– why does a sandwich taste better when cut diagonally versus being cut either vertically or horizontally?
– the most underrated fast food item, that currently exists on a menu. (also the most overrated item)
– what is one luxury you could live without but would be extremely difficult to give up.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – wagons east (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111653)
caleb 5.25/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – cardinal directions
NOFX – east bay

NEXT MOVIE – canadian bacon (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370)
NEXT SONGS – breakfast

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Tweeter Out The Buttholer

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dragon warriors has a “save the date” and rafe and caleb have to figure out the logistics – on this episode, of course. rafe might be moving servers in final fantasy XIV which is really only interesting to the people involved. caleb has a new friend to talk to about games. caleb tries to share how to make bangin potato soup and also how he’s successfully dating. caleb has news about an animal!! rafe keeps trying to talk and caleb interrupts and honestly it’s pretty entertaining. rafe saw pixels and caleb complains about all the horrible adam sandler movies. they eventually get to the sam rockwell movie, drunks. THE LAST SAM ROCKWELL MOVIE (for now). rafe and caleb disagree on this one, but no one is surprised about that. a year in review! favorite sam rockwell movies! least favorite! they do their songs about drinking. hooray, drinks and drunks. they go over the guesses for the new actor! someone got it right! you should like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded August 25, 2015

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