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A Series of Upnotes

QUICK HITS
caleb and rafe both talk about health as aging millennials. caleb also talks about delicious food. and cereal, what even is the point if you can’t have good cereal? rafe does a word of the week, there’s concern about toxic waste from ohio (not talking about the government figures this time eyo), and somehow they still end up having a pretty okay time. and rafe learns one of her favorite 80’s bands is from australia!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: taxes done
low: taxes NOT done?

caleb’s high-low
high: DC day
low: health

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are all these dishes in the sink?
– what the fuck is wrong with people? (context- our system is down, but they NEED to know if a payment went through. So when told, hey maybe call the bank since they keep record of that shit, they INSIST on not doing so) SIGH
– some breakfast cereals for kids are worse than candy with the amount of sugar they have.
– why do I cheer so hard when I see stone cold steve austin in a ref shirt with cut off sleeves?
– what deranged logic drives a grocery to put the cream cheese next to the eggs without any signposting?
– apparently fruit loops cereal straws are a thing. what food would you be happy to have as a flavor in straw form (to use with whatever beverage you like)?
– why does it feel so good when you order regular fries and get a single onion ring or a random curly fry in the container?
– what is the ideal milkfat for drinking white milk?
– the sketchers stay on during sex.
– choose one—Ice cream headache or paper cut
– do crocs belong in sport mode during sex?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – rescuers down under (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100477)
caleb 7.8/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – australian bands
icehouse – we can get together

NEXT MOVIE – nothing but trouble (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102558)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is trouble caleb is nothing

Nobody’s Talking About Ohio

QUICK HITS
MORBS AND JORBS. rafe has updates about her teeth and streaming. caleb is distraught over the train in ohio. there’s a return of the low mood but at least alvin ailey and rasiki were fire.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: filipino ube treats
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: date night, best indian food
low: garbage disposal

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how lazy can you be in customer service that all you do when a problem is reported, is to copy paste (sometimes adjust a few words so it doesnt look like you just copy pasted) the same error explanation that is found when the thing goes wrong, which is the same located in the help area for said thing going wrong?
– how is it that people still dont contact the place that holds their money and instead insists on contacting the people taking it to find out if they took it yet
– if you were close to blind in just one eye, how much would you drive?
– kansas city chiefs: how much whining should be allowed by a team that wins the super bowl?
– even if it’s windy out, shorts in 60 degree weather is still properly flipping off Winter, aye?
– all job listings should post an accurate account how much the position pays so that job seekers aren’t wasting time applying for a job that doesn’t pay well or doesn’t fit their requirements.
– forgetting your son is in basketball playoffs until the day before the big game and making your office staff scramble to reschedule your whole ass day of patients: great doctor or greatest parent?
– why does the food that is the worst for you have to taste so good?
– should his face be red?
– why does subway, worst of the fast food sandwich chains, sometimes slap?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – she’s having a baby (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096094)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4.75/10
SONGS – baby
led zeppelin – I can’t quit you baby

NEXT MOVIE – the great outdoors (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095253)
NEXT SONGS – nature