Tag Archive for patoogins

Rafe Drinks Spit

QUICK HITS
rafe gushes about bearsun and bowels. it’s an interesting time to be alive.
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caleb has wedding drama about the rehearsal dinner… again… but other wedding stuff is good!! we also learned about leftover whey: https://www.thespruceeats.com/many-uses-for-whey-1327494
caleb tried metroid dread, and rafe learned about metroid dread.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bearsun
low: gnats

caleb’s high-low
high: furybox & lady furybox
low: wedding pivot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– butts on my mind.
– how did the sauce end up being called? Or if not, why?
– is there a polite way to affirm someone’s nerves can handle playing metroid dread?
– so, you’re solving a murder mystery with the power of delusions. how fast would your new superpower go wrong? so far I accidentally made a demon lord, got my best friend killed, and got myself killed.
– apparently we dodged a bullet with amy adams. y’all hear about this fuckin dear evan hansen movie? apparently it’s a shambling nightmare of a movie.
– are banana chips a fruit? if I have them with my lunch, am I allowed to tell my wife I had fruit in my lunch today?
– FUCK COVID
– how do I snooze on a conference call but cover my ass when I’m asked to speak?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – he got game (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – game battle
wayne fontana & the mindbenders – game of love

NEXT MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
NEXT SONGS – kidnapping fight

Up On the Mic

QUICK HITS
caleb and rafe have a grand time bullshitting and laughing at their own jokes. caleb talks about his favorite food youtube channels where he gets inspiration, like j. kenji lopez-alt (who caleb tags on insta like a fanboy), babish, food wishes, and josh weissman. rafe is super stoked that patoogins (https://patoogins.com) started a line of artisan, local foods. now patoogins has delicious-tasting stuff to go with their delicious-smelling stuff! special shout out to macskull, for helping rafe download city of heroes homecoming. caleb and rafe also spend an uncomfortable amount of time speaking very close to the mic.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto carrot cake
low: eight years

caleb’s high-low
high: finished quantum leap
low: family got covid

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would brief jerky qualify as edible underwear?
– follow up: who is going to volunteer to try it out
– why am I going to all this effort to repair this damn paper feed roller?
– why did you skip my hot hot topic last week?
– why is fizzle basing a game strategy after my eat habits?
– why do some people actually like winter/any kind of cold weather? I’m miserable from october to at least april and don’t get it.
– GME sinking like the brick and mortar stores it represents, HODL or nah
– how many cans of fix a flat do you need to completely rebuild a tire and how do I hook my friend up with a bulk deal for both tires?
– what’s the best car you have ever owned (or leased)?
– if you could walk into a room with your own walk-in music, like in wrestling, what would it be? would you have visuals as well, like pyrotechnics or vertically-challenged people?
– are the detectives on law and order SVU kink shamers?
– we allow online gambling now for sports, racing, etc. so why is online poker still black-listed in the USA?
– which is your top 3 favorite ps1 rpg’s off the top of your head.
– is it nerdier to play video games or watch others play video games?
– was rafe’s palace always a palace, or was it like a small ranch that she kept building up? or is it simply a palace in her mind?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the master (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1560747)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – master songs

NEXT MOVIE – trouble with the curve (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2083383)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is trouble, caleb’s all curves