Tag Archive for presidents

I’m Tired, Boss

QUICK HITS
lol what the fuck is wrong with people, actually voting for trump? honestly not even about being a republican but the fact he lies almost every speech he gives and he has admitted to having no respect for women and he stole money from a charity?! like what? this is a person you want to represent our proud country? and let’s not forget halloween leftover candy! d&d STUFF. streamer STUFF. try to be happy, regardless of horrible shit happening. big hugs to all.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: streamer clips
low: trump

caleb’s high-low
high: dishwasher
low: trump

HOT HOT TOPICS
– well, starbucks red cups are back. so that’s uh… something?
– what is the best country for a permanent vacation?
– something something global warming earth the hottest its ever been…. thats the extent of my effort today… sorry.
– new video game releases should be scored not by the early critic reviews, but by how much rule34 content is created, and the rate it is created at. thoughts?
– summer, can you just…. not?
– WTF america… WTF?
– boobs!

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the lincoln lawyer (2011) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1189340)
caleb 7.25/10
rafe 6.5/10
MOVIE – the sessions (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249)
caleb 7/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONG – sex work
group x – prostitute song

NEXT MOVIE – the wind rises (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2013293)
NEXT MOVIE – earnest & celestine (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1816518)
NEXT SONG – animated theme songs

The Conspirator

quick shout out to jake stormoen – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! also rafe wants to share a funny twitter story (and you should follow them on twitter). rafe almost throws up at caleb using the word pus (starts at 2:48 and ends at 3:58). caleb found the best pokemon go subreddit. they talk rasicm, #AllPokemonMatter, donald trump’s star, and peeing. #RacismWow! caleb teaches rafe about roger rabbit. caleb gives the audience a peak into his thoughts on stranger things, which he’ll talk about on dudewatches. caleb tries to come to terms with his weird reaction to pop culture, and rafe reminisces about anime. then she warns against texting. they discuss the conspirator because, of course, justin long was in it. meany was in it, too. star trek dude. and caleb ruins the departed for everyone. rafe has a great idea about nail polish… super great… caleb struggles with a six degrees of bacon situation using oracleofbacon.org. they do songs about presidents, which prompts a trip down memory lane, namely about brad neely who is effing amazing. you know what else is amazing? mistaking the word “deck” for “dick.” lots of laughs. next week, their justin long movie is 10 years. they fight a bit about the songs, but rafe wins. ten and years! and gagging. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded July 20, 2016