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Not Allergic to Semen

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caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: sicky but wfh
low: wax everywhere

caleb’s high-low
high: shakespeare theatre
low: eating out

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which HHT would make the best random work email from your boss/management?
– what would wednesday be without memes? hump day, frogs, etc
– what makes a better pet? a camel or a frog?
– what happened in this world where men think it is ok to send unsolicited dick pics to women?
– why doesn’t christmas have its own traditional gambling game and what would be a good game to adapt to the role?
– masks haven’t been mandatory for quite some time, but more and more people are wearing them. yet there are still people who are wearing their masks under their noses. I don’t get it.
– white elephant gift exchanges are objectively bad, prove me wrong
– christmas shopping isn’t fun

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – christmas special! it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329737)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.25/10
SONG – christmas song within last five song
offspring – christmas (baby please come home)

NEXT MOVIE – being human (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106379)
NEXT SONG – human

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The Cookie Episode

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caleb and rafe take a bit of time on cookies because it’s the holiday season! also more food, the keystone pipeline political corner, ONE PUNCH MAN, computer bullshit, and tongues. yes, tongues.

mythica: stormbound is successfully backed! keep an eye out for it in the next couple years. you can check out details kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arrowstorm/mythica-stormbound

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: return to monkey island
low: no snow, face battery

caleb’s high-low
high: 5k
low: BSOD

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the moon: far away and really big, or freaky small and closer than you think – following you, always
– what more important in a metroidvania – the metroid or the vania
– is the chalupa overrated, underrated, or properly rated?
– corn or flour tacos?
– do y’all ever watch podcast movies out of order? If so, we watching home alone on Sunday?
– should we still stick it to the man if he happens to enjoy it
– why do I feel like I’ll disappoint the TAPS people if I end up homeless?
– you ever get those days where you start off fine but at some point your brain starts to smooth gradually for the rest of the day?
– have you ever just wanted to run away from it all and become bob the builder?
– what’s the best way to acknowledge criticism from your boss about your toxic workplace behavior, and why is it loudly yelling about the email out loud and threatening to sue your workplace for discrimination (because you have ADD)?
– what’s the best way to market a house in an undesirable location so some sucker lucky new owner buys it?
– ever been in or broken up a fight? real actual I want to hurt you fisticuffs.
– what do I do when rafe takes away my comfortable routines (like HHTs on wednesday, my dudes) and promotes anarchy? How am I supposed to live in this chaos without mass hysteria?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – volunteers (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090274)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – volunteering
David Kincaid – the irish volunteer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkpk0-0cfVU
“‘The Irish Volunteer’ is a song honoring the ‘Fighting 69th’ Irish Brigade, a legendary infantry unit composed of Irish-Americans that fought for the Union during the American Civil War. The brigade played a major role in several major battles such as Antietam, and the volunteers suffered some of the highest casualties of the war.”

MOVIE SPECIAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
MOVE – home alone (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785)
SONGS – rafe is alone; caleb is home

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Four Eyes Not Found

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games, a little bit of political corner, complaining about healthcare, and caleb saw much ado about nothing! speaking of shakespeare, we’re still completing the weekly insults. enjoy!
don’t forget to back mythica: stormbound. you can back it on kickstarter RIGHT NOW: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arrowstorm/mythica-stormbound

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: affiliate stream
low: soda stabbing

caleb’s high-low
high: coffee
low: funky

HOT HOT TOPICS
– will space exploration be available to all of us, or just obnoxious, excessively wealthy man-children?
– when do you give up hope on a trainee, and is it after the second time you have to tell them “please write using complete sentences, yes that includes capitalizing the start of the sentence”?
– we shouldn’t give special exception to video game franchises or companies because of their status. examples being nintendo and pokémon. the switch oled was unacceptable in its upgraded it still has drift which play station and xbox figured out how to fix more than 3 to 4 years prior and the state scarlet and Violet came out in was unacceptable at least do a play test like splatoon 3 did.
– have you, personally, developed the urge to eat turkey again, yet?
– if your dog kills a duck in a public park, are you required to clean it up or is using your foot to roll it into the pond good enough?
– what is the best “innocent” word that also has a sex meaning? e.g., snowball
– it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
– how many students should a single teacher be responsible for and why is the actual number more than what you told them
– how many students should a married teacher be responsible for?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – summer rental (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090098)
caleb 7/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – summer
jukebox the ghost – summer sun

NEXT MOVIE – volunteers (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090274)
NEXT SONGS – volunteering

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Pushing People Down Stairs (feat. Will Bloodworth)

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new guest new guest new guest!!! will bloodworth of everything fame joins rafe to chat about music, life goals, and everything. the old standbys are still here – shakespeare insults and new word of the week.

follow will on all the platforms!
twitter/hive/mastodon: @willbloodworth
insta: @neutralpartyanimal

and don’t forget to back mythica: stormbound. you can back it on kickstarter RIGHT NOW: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/arrowstorm/mythica-stormbound

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bloons td 6
low: work!

will’s high-low
high: love!
low: letting go

HOT HOT TOPICS
– people over 70 shouldn’t have driver’s licenses. if you collect social security, you shouldn’t be allowed to drive. ride the bus, figure your shit out
– how do you feel now that you’re 400+? over the hill? middle-podded? (and what’s wrong with people who ask you that on a birthday/just after?)
– what’s more essential, cheese or meat?
– best technically traditional thanksgiving dish? for example, my partner and I are making ground turkey onigiri for thanksgiving.
– why do frogs like stuffing so much?
– why can’t good pizza cost .99 cent everywhere? NYC has their shit figured out. get on it everyone else. also fuckin bagels man. $1.25 for a bagel is insane. I’m moving to NY.
– best pie for thanksgiving: apple, pumpkin or pecan.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – brewster’s millions (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088850)
rafe 7/10
will 6/10
SONGS – millions
mika kaneko – the hush of 200 million years (macross II)

NEXT MOVIE – follow that bird (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089994)
NEXT SONGS – bird

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