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Statement Pants

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caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store.

caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy randomizer show!! and fuckin chinos, man.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: spirit city: lofi sessions
low: turbo tax UGH

caleb’s high-low
high: home stuff
low: airpod amazon theft

HOT HOT TOPICS
– there hasn’t been a lot going on in get-fit-or-die-trying and I hope people are staying healthy.
– have you ever thought you were average or below average at something only to find out you’re actually well above the norm and were just utterly oblivious?
– would you work an extra hour a day if you were allowed a 2 hour nap during the work day, where no one can disturb you?
– what is the worst accommodation you’ve ever stayed in temporarily or while traveling? last weekend I stayed in an airbnb I’m convinced was incredibly haunted with the ghost of orgies past. on account of the amount of cuck chairs in each bedroom.
– belt loops! because of my weight loss, I’ve had to buy a bunch of new clothes. pants only have five belt loops now as opposed to seven or eight. it is different and difficult to get used to when putting on a belt.

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – jerry and tom (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120867)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
NEXT SONG – rafe is tom and caleb is jerry
catatonia and space – the ballad of tom jones

NEXT MOVIE – the con (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119865)
NEXT SONG – songs that have “con” in them

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A Series of Upnotes

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caleb and rafe both talk about health as aging millennials. caleb also talks about delicious food. and cereal, what even is the point if you can’t have good cereal? rafe does a word of the week, there’s concern about toxic waste from ohio (not talking about the government figures this time eyo), and somehow they still end up having a pretty okay time. and rafe learns one of her favorite 80’s bands is from australia!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: taxes done
low: taxes NOT done?

caleb’s high-low
high: DC day
low: health

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are all these dishes in the sink?
– what the fuck is wrong with people? (context- our system is down, but they NEED to know if a payment went through. So when told, hey maybe call the bank since they keep record of that shit, they INSIST on not doing so) SIGH
– some breakfast cereals for kids are worse than candy with the amount of sugar they have.
– why do I cheer so hard when I see stone cold steve austin in a ref shirt with cut off sleeves?
– what deranged logic drives a grocery to put the cream cheese next to the eggs without any signposting?
– apparently fruit loops cereal straws are a thing. what food would you be happy to have as a flavor in straw form (to use with whatever beverage you like)?
– why does it feel so good when you order regular fries and get a single onion ring or a random curly fry in the container?
– what is the ideal milkfat for drinking white milk?
– the sketchers stay on during sex.
– choose one—Ice cream headache or paper cut
– do crocs belong in sport mode during sex?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – rescuers down under (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100477)
caleb 7.8/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – australian bands
icehouse – we can get together

NEXT MOVIE – nothing but trouble (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102558)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is trouble caleb is nothing

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Finding Yourself With Wood

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how kind are you to customer service people? caleb gives spoiler-free reviews of guillermo del toro’s pinocchio and d&d, caleb has wood dreams, and bad dreams, and rafe goes on a rant about being nice to people. and taxes, amirite?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: found myself
low: taxes

caleb’s high-low
high: m&m’s
low: bad dream

HOT HOT TOPICS
– could the tech bros stop trying to get robots to write papers and just get some godsdamned cleaning bots to market beyond vacuuming?
– how early in the week is too early to be done with the week and want it to just be over?
– what’s the best fruit/veggie to add to water?
– when someone else’s kid gets on the spiny thing at the playground do I keep going mach 3 like when my daughter was on it solo or do I tone it down
– I will never understand austin texas, or the entire states of california and ohio.
– why is a high Luck stat considered good when it doesnt specify good or bad luck?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 2.5/10
SONGS – menacing

NEXT MOVIE – the rescuers down under (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100477)
NEXT SONGS – australian bands

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