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Allergic to People

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caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: the demon
low: work meeting

caleb’s high-low
high: game night
low: scientist allergies

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is one thing in the past you know someone born long after you doesn’t understand that you wish was around/still a thing today?
– is the rain-soaked, neon-lit roof of a parking garage better than a low cliff misted with salt spray at dawn for a fateful confrontation?
– tummy touches and crotch bumps should be a more common way to greet someone you know.
– smiley fries are better than dino nuggies. that’s my hot take
– pickles have no right to be as good as they are. you can choose sweet or spicy and they are also low in calories.
– one can never have too many memes.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – career opportunities (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101545)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – minimum wage job
they might be giants – minimum wage

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely songs

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Rafe Reads the News

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rafe reads the news and woah. greek train wrecks and other bad news. good news though, related to RSV vaccines, we got a surprise visit!? and more good news, caleb watched a cooking youtube video that was real bad. https://youtu.be/FBQ9uCMITTc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: party bear
low: window

caleb’s high-low
high: productive
low: not really?

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the modern equivalent of “fuck you and the horse you rode in on”?
– yoda was wrong. there is such a thing as trying.
– covers of songs, or the original. which is better?
– inflation has gotten ridiculous. $4 for a single slice of pizza at wegman’s is too much.
– with the success of cocaine bear and winnie the pooh: blood and honey, can we expect the next movie to be care bears: cult of the forsaken?
– who would win in a fight: cocaine bear or meth gator?
– an average person could win the event assault in american gladiators. an average person has zero chance of winning breakthrough and conquer.
– I would love to own one of the atlasphere “hamster balls.” yes, I summoned my inner deadpulse for this one.
– how should we deal with students/coworkers who show up but don’t do ANY of the stuff they’re supposed to the whole day other than cause problems?
– you’re stuck in a room for 6 hours. no phone, no sleeping, must stay alert and watchful. how do you pass the time?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – hot to trot (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095326)
caleb 9/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – horse songs
asaf avidan – lost horse

NEXT MOVIE – who’s harry crumb? (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098645)
NEXT SONGS – crumblies

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Groovy Little Things

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caleb is back! he has a lot of thoughts! some are about dogs (dags), baking things, apple TV, and emergency rooms. rafe had a banner week with lashes and telternhaus, and got to play anime music quiz (AMQ) which she still sucks at but it a lot of fun! oh, and lent is OVER.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ffr comms with fizzle
low: school

caleb’s high-low
high: home now
low: father and ER

HOT HOT TOPICS
– feel bad that you fucking overbooked yourself for a morning and don’t feel like driving to the other fucking city to see your patients? no fucking problem! just fucking tell the doctor that was driving to your city to turn around after driving 60 of the 90 minutes so he can fucking see the double booked morning you gave yourself while taking his regular fucking booked day.
– how many fucking times do you smash your balls with a rake before you decide that maybe you stop fucking doing that and tell the fucking rake to just fucking stay in redding and see those fucking patients and leave chico alone.
– I ask again, is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them?
– brendan fraser: can we successfully make him a leading man again, as he so rightfully deserves, and if so, how?
– what is your ultimate technique?
– why the fuck have I never had chimichuri sauce before making it myself. is my whole life meaningless now?
– how serious does shit have to be before its SRS?
– just who IS the mystery guest?
– should I listen to the podcast I recorded? do you ever get used to hearing your own voice?
– how can I get more twitch spambots to chat with me?
– what’s a crossover you wish would happen? thinking of the formerly common animated cartoon show crossovers, but open to any media.
– should I be angry or excited that now that I am getting paid to stop work and listen to standup talks that they are no longer giving standup talks
– how mad should I be that my $130 earbuds I got for work, has 1 earbud that works just fine, but the right one dies in practically seconds?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
caleb 7/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – little
yokoyama chisa – funny funny little girl

NEXT MOVIE – the tragedy of macbeth (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10095582)
NEXT SONGS – tragic

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The Wedding Episode

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the wedding happened! it was great! the scientist joins this episode as a special guest, too. we’ve discovered caleb is okay with the podcast being video recorded for youtube. and they also forgot the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth collab. but next time, maybe? back to the wedding! everyone had a great time and everyone agrees to not socialize for another year or two. caleb vague-booked about drama. rafe dropped the ball on being a best man, too. caleb has a new youtube channel to love! but anyway, CONGRATULATIONS TO CALEB AND THE SCIENTIST! NOV 13, 2021 <3 HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wedding
low: calves

caleb’s high-low
high: seeing the scientist at the wedding
low: hangover fallout

the scientist’s high-low
high: seeing caleb at the wedding
low: the hungover debacle

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would everyone in my life stop having traumatic experiences for a few minutes? thanks.
– a kid in my son’s kindergarten class tested covid positive. can I assume it was the parents’ fault and throat punch them as self-defense?
– do you think that willy wonka left charlie the factory so he wouldn’t have to directly deal with the legal actions brought against the company that probably arose from the parents of the other kids who were physically and psychologically abused?
– remember that time at your wedding when the FFR community got dumpstered at connect four by a hustler? still mad. (not actually though)
– how long is too long to wait for seating at a restaurant, and why is is 2 hours?
– how do you stay awake on long drives? how long is a long drive to you?
– what is your favorite trick to play on kids? 52 card pickup? connect 1? tic tac toe and putting things outside the squares? let’s play connect one?
– someone just came in to the office with “I dunno it’s probably just the flu” and now all the anti vaxxers are freaking out. how quickly do I embrace nihilism?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – remember the titans (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.5/10
the scientist 5.5/10
SONGS – remembering

NEXT MOVIE – training day (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139654)
NEXT SONGS – DAY SONGS

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