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Only Murders on This Podcast

QUICK HITS
caleb’s night out. rafe’s tiling mishap. also rafe’s ice cream mishap. caleb’s flu shot fiasco. wedding songs picked! caleb finished the food lab! assault on precinct 13 and caleb tries metroid dread again. rafe is doing fine. she talks a bit about “only murders in the building” with steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez. and also talks about how so many guys she’s talked to have suddenly gone missing and probably got murdered.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cancer free probably
low: ghosts

caleb’s high-low
high: target clothing
low: flu shot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the tossed salad is superior to all other forms of salad. if you disagree, what’s the reason you wouldn’t want your salad tossed?
– would you consider a self disarming building alarm a modern convenience?
– what’s the difference between pistachio and fellatio?
– how do you imagine you’d be presented in fanfiction about you?
– while we’re talking about pistachios… what kinds of mustaches are the sexiest? This one obviously of course, but what others?
– how many times do you buy and return a niche tool to the big box store before you actually decide to keep it?
– talking to your ex – bad idea or catastrophically bad idea?
– Bonus hot topic OH MY GOD SEVEN DAYS TO SUPER ROBOT WARS 30 AAAAAAAAA NEW SUPER ROBOT WARS GAME IM SO FUCKIN HYPE PUT IT IN MY EYEBALLS LETS GOOOOOOOOOJFGGZFGCGVHGSXGFJVJFBJ
– hot hot topic: How do I get my son to stop saying the word “douchebag”?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.7/10
SONGS – kidnapping fight
fake tides – kidnap me

NEXT MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
NEXT SONGS – falling fight

The Siege & Breakfast of Champions

apologies for rafe’s sound being all fucky. blame the internet!! speaking of the internet, rafe is slightly obsessed with the two-dick guy and also talks about sexual frustration. speaking of frustration, caleb goes off on a tangent about his low-carb food intake. he should seriously just start a food blog. more talks about weight loss and then rafe is amazed at the smithsonian’s collections. aaaand then more talk about food. jesus christ, guys. rafe overthinks if people should reciprocate questions she’s asked them. they talked about two bruce willis movies, the siege and breakfast of champions, and then did songs about breakfast and warfare. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. at 35:50, rafe and caleb go full spoilers on avengers: infinity war. please DO NOT LISTEN AFTER 35:50 IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN INFINITY WAR!! next week they’ll be back on two bruce willis movies, the sixth sense (1999) and the story of us (1999). rafe will be doing songs about the number six and caleb is storytime. don’t forget to SMOOCH THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 15, 2018