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That is Assault

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banning gas stoves? what?! we got that victorian slang, that belated birthday wish, that belated christmas movie (NO SPOILERS) review, that angry rant about pierogi, and some buzzfeed stuff about ladles. also final fantasy randomizer and rafe and caleb fight about fighting.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: final fantasy randomizer
low: pierogi

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you are a low level peon working in a financial role and they decide to just dump all the responsibility of the multi billion dollar companies 1099s on you are they confident in your abilities or looking for a scapegoat they can tie a rock to and watch drown then blame for all the companies failings?
– dani is the best, ever, of all time
– why can’t our species, like, hibernate?
– what’s the best way to handle a game of office-wide incompetence hot potato at our sister location? asking for a very angry bad cop office manager.
– why are people not afraid of being put through walls anymore? running your mouth has almost no consequences these days.
– how are you gonna tell someone that they can’t go on terminal leave, because they didn’t submit for it in time
– we recently purchased the shark version of a roomba. does that make us lazy?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – dave thomas: the incredible time travels of henry osgood (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2005191)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2.75/10
SONGS – time travel

NEXT MOVIE – armed and dangerous (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090660)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is dangerous. rafe is armed

2022 Year End Review

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this episode has everything. holiday concert reviews, hip problems, coffee and water obsessions, and the movies you should definitely watch for the season: guardians of the galaxy christmas specia, muppet christmas carol (with extra song), and home alone.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: SWAGMASS #teamRIB
low: the weekend

rafe’s 2022 high-low
high: twitch streamer
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: muppet christmas carol
low: hip

caleb’s 2022 high-low
high: strong marriage
low: father passing away

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the classic xmas movies – are they really that classic or is nostalgia just super heavy this time of year?
– as crappy as things can be, we aren’t completely boned.
– nah, we’re completely boned.
– I wish to see our government grow a few braincells and realize that a life insureance policy that is focused on making sure your family can put you in the ground without having to beg on social media is not a money gaining scheme and stop screwing over folks who require gov aid to live.
– in the long line of “good ideas” where do you put “coming to the ugly christmas sweater themed christmas party in a skimpy dress and loudly complaining that the person you want to sexually harass isn’t there”?
– how do you survive being one of like three sober people at a company christmas party?
– “elf” is getting worse and worse on how it holds up. back in the day as a kid it was the bomb. but it’s started becoming cringe more and more as the years go by.
– how is it somehow everyone elses fault but yours when youmake the choice to NOT read the packet of info detailing the $40 monthly payment you just signed up for and suddenly you realize that there are problems with it?
– 2022 was a year full of really shitty things that happened. it also was the year in which I experienced some of the best moments of my entire life. formal request for 2023, more of the latter, less of the former. pretty please and thank you.
– if you can’t beat them, why would you join them? that just sounds like bad philosophy. imagine if hitler won ww2.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE SPECIAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
MOVE – home alone (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785)
caleb 9/10
rafe 9/10
SONGS – rafe is alone; caleb is home
neutral milk hotel – gardenhead / leave me alone
even mentions snow!

NEXT MOVIE – the canadian conspiracy (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285470)
NEXT SONGS – canadian artists
next ep, 2022 favorite song!

Episode 400 Celebration

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our FIRST TWITCH STREAM! SHAKESPEARE WEEKLY! WORD WEEKLY! DRINKS! WE LOVE YOU ALL! thank you for all the support, the new follows, sticking with us through all these episodes, and for being g-dang awesome. hope you enjoyed the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth challenges. <3 watch the video here: https://youtu.be/Ru-fqbmgLkw

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: risk of rain with bobs
low: neck crack

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: funky bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is one random hobby or fandom you’re fairly certain you could – but won’t let yourself – get caught up in?
– why do people insist on being told the obvious and then disregard what you just explained/showed them?
– why is support so important? (on competitive video game teams, in life, war, etc)
– why do brain always go worst case scenario?
– the yolk of an egg is just egg juice.
– when is it ok to do a Deez nuts joke.
– how annoyed am I allowed to be about being stuck on this fucking bridge waiting for them to clear an accident in light of there being an accident?
– how long does it take for fast food to just become low quality cheap food?
– what was the most interesting kink you didn’t know about before kink corner?
– who is your favorite guest episode this year? and why is it dani?
– which company’s lawyers do YOU want to sick on twitter for only $8?
– -s watching a company get memed into oblivion by its own users more or less hilarious than crypto’s implosion?
– what’s one game you played as a kid that you don’t think many others played?
– should AI generated art be considered “art” in the traditional sense?

JOHN CANDY/SAM ROCKWELL SPECIAL
NEXT MOVIE – see how they run SAM ROCKWELL SPECIAL (2022) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13640696)
caleb 8/10
rafe 6.75/10
NEXT SONGS – 1950’s musicals
the king and I (1956) – shall we dance

NEXT MOVIE – the last polka (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087596)
NEXT SONGS – polka!

Your Body Is Breaking Down RIGHT NOW

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next week we will be doing a LIVE STREAM ON TWITCH for our 400th episode!! friday night, 11/11/2022, at 8pm eastern. it’ll be on https://twitch.tv/rafehatescaleb and we’d love for you to be there.

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