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re: Bad Vibes

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QUICK HITS
word of the week! rafe is cutting her hair tomorrow LIVE ON TWITCH. come join for the fun! rafe died a lot this week. ah my venus k-drama! caleb got a weird anon gift. and new actor coming SOON.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powershell success
low: bugs! spiders and ants!

caleb’s high-low
high: date day out
low: ff7 completionist fail

HOT HOT TOPICS
– (sorry this is kinda confusing): I have an important report that I run that goes up to a VP every morning. it is in a PDF that is essentially just a saved excel file into a PDF format. I’ve spent months using an app to create an automated version of this report to take the place of this old system. but this week, I found out my bosses want me to make a hidden page in the app that they can basically copy into a pdf format, making all my work feel very pointless. what is the meaning of life?
– why does breakfast for dinner seem to taste better than a regular breakfast?
– salsa or hot sauce on your breakfast taco?
– english muffins for a burger make more sense than a traditional bun.
– transformers is the 14th highest grossing series at the box office. how?!
follow up. I asked everyone at my office if they have seen a transformers movie in the last 5 years and only the intern said yes. apparently he watches them all the time and we entered a 20 minute debate on why he is dumb.
– everyone has their own methods to cope, there is not one set way. don’t judge someone for not handling something as well as you do.
– the air quality in the a large portion of the eastern us is rather bad due to wildfires in canada. should we be preparing for the apocalypse now or should we wait until things get worse? can things get much worse?
– my boss had been complaing lately about the “bad vibes” in our office. how do I politely, yet firmly, say that her not bothering to enforce anything and just having other people cover for the fuck ups in the office is the root cause of the “bad vibes”
– what’s the best way to look like you are enjoying your time in florida without actually enjoying your time in florida?
– when you blacklist someone for having the wrong skin color, when is the right time to start calling them for an interview for your seven open positions?
– why is every sequel properly subtitled electric boogaloo? could we have a volcanic boogaloo? piercing? steam powered?
– can rafe change a tire?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – rookie of the year (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107985)
caleb 10/10
rafe 9/10
SONGS – rafe is year; caleb is rookie

NEXT MOVIE – cool runnings (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106611)
NEXT SONGS – raggae

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Bytes n Banks (feat. bytesnbeers)

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we have a guest! who will talk about banking! because of the weird bank stuff that’s been going on! we’re doing a special get-together for COCAINE BEAR this saturday night! join the rahaca discord for more information. bytes has chatGPT tell us about uncle buck. bytes gets a magical item called the flagon of chuckles!walmart will be a real personal shopper?

check out our buddy bytesnbeers on twitch! he streams wednesday, friday, and saturday.
https://twitch.tv/bytesnbeers

HIGH LOWS
bytes’ high-low
high: st. patrick’s vacay
low: the struggle to health

rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS
low: the struggle to health

caleb’s high-low
high: LOTR extended
low: allergy shots itchy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which bagel is best?
– lady at the donut shop gave me free donut holes for being a good repeat customer. how much shame should I feel? please count the shame in glazed donuts or slices of mid tier pizza. or gallons of ice cream if its really bad.
– I don’t really have one this week. I’m just looking forward to a day that’ll be both warm and sunny. I haven’t seen one yet since I moved here.
– converting a bank into a fast food restaurant seems like a good idea until someone decides to send a large diet coke through the pneumatic tube at the drive thru.
– which is the proper spelling of HHT? upper case or lower case? and why is lower case so wrong?
– what happens to topics that are only hot, or worse, just lukewarm? do they hide with all the missing socks?
– why does the first federal cheese bank of kaese share a depository with the clarbitus sperm bank?
– is a taco a hotdog or is a hotdog a taco?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/36-questions-to-fall-in-love
14. is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? why haven’t you done it?
bytes: private pilot license
rafe: bachelor’s degree
caleb: pasta making

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – uncle buck (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098554)
bytes 7/10
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 8/10
SONGS – not immediate family
middle class rut – aunt betty

NEXT MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys

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That is Assault

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banning gas stoves? what?! we got that victorian slang, that belated birthday wish, that belated christmas movie (NO SPOILERS) review, that angry rant about pierogi, and some buzzfeed stuff about ladles. also final fantasy randomizer and rafe and caleb fight about fighting.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: final fantasy randomizer
low: pierogi

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you are a low level peon working in a financial role and they decide to just dump all the responsibility of the multi billion dollar companies 1099s on you are they confident in your abilities or looking for a scapegoat they can tie a rock to and watch drown then blame for all the companies failings?
– dani is the best, ever, of all time
– why can’t our species, like, hibernate?
– what’s the best way to handle a game of office-wide incompetence hot potato at our sister location? asking for a very angry bad cop office manager.
– why are people not afraid of being put through walls anymore? running your mouth has almost no consequences these days.
– how are you gonna tell someone that they can’t go on terminal leave, because they didn’t submit for it in time
– we recently purchased the shark version of a roomba. does that make us lazy?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – dave thomas: the incredible time travels of henry osgood (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2005191)
caleb 2/10
rafe 2.75/10
SONGS – time travel

NEXT MOVIE – armed and dangerous (1986) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090660)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is dangerous. rafe is armed

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2022 Year End Review

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this episode has everything. holiday concert reviews, hip problems, coffee and water obsessions, and the movies you should definitely watch for the season: guardians of the galaxy christmas specia, muppet christmas carol (with extra song), and home alone.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: SWAGMASS #teamRIB
low: the weekend

rafe’s 2022 high-low
high: twitch streamer
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: muppet christmas carol
low: hip

caleb’s 2022 high-low
high: strong marriage
low: father passing away

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the classic xmas movies – are they really that classic or is nostalgia just super heavy this time of year?
– as crappy as things can be, we aren’t completely boned.
– nah, we’re completely boned.
– I wish to see our government grow a few braincells and realize that a life insureance policy that is focused on making sure your family can put you in the ground without having to beg on social media is not a money gaining scheme and stop screwing over folks who require gov aid to live.
– in the long line of “good ideas” where do you put “coming to the ugly christmas sweater themed christmas party in a skimpy dress and loudly complaining that the person you want to sexually harass isn’t there”?
– how do you survive being one of like three sober people at a company christmas party?
– “elf” is getting worse and worse on how it holds up. back in the day as a kid it was the bomb. but it’s started becoming cringe more and more as the years go by.
– how is it somehow everyone elses fault but yours when youmake the choice to NOT read the packet of info detailing the $40 monthly payment you just signed up for and suddenly you realize that there are problems with it?
– 2022 was a year full of really shitty things that happened. it also was the year in which I experienced some of the best moments of my entire life. formal request for 2023, more of the latter, less of the former. pretty please and thank you.
– if you can’t beat them, why would you join them? that just sounds like bad philosophy. imagine if hitler won ww2.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE SPECIAL FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
MOVE – home alone (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785)
caleb 9/10
rafe 9/10
SONGS – rafe is alone; caleb is home
neutral milk hotel – gardenhead / leave me alone
even mentions snow!

NEXT MOVIE – the canadian conspiracy (1985) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285470)
NEXT SONGS – canadian artists
next ep, 2022 favorite song!

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