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My Body is a Motel Six

QUICK HITS
up and up bandages fucking suck! caleb worries about his back, talks baseball, and a bit on d&d. rafe asks too many questions and has added even MORE words of the week!?!? also twitchcon injuries in the twitchcon 2022 foam pit, yikes.

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes walk
low: a mess

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: cyst/bandages

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does amazon insist on sending you ‘resealable packaging’ bags but then always put the nearly indestructable shipping label over the perferated tear here point so that you can retain the bag for returns?
– how hot is too hot? 100°, 90°, 80°
– how late do you prefer your doctor: 1 hour, 1.5 hours, or 2.5 hours?
– when you run out of PTO why doesnt the work place offer UPTO. like i feel miserable, talking makes it worse and that is my job, why cant i take the time off and not be paid and not be reprimanded for being ill?
– why do beds have to be so comfy 24/7?
– why is everybody ignoring me and my dog pictures? do you think it has something to do with the office network being down and everybody scrambling to come up with ways to do their jobs without access to health records for the 24 patients waiting to see us this morning? or am I just being discriminated against?
– when is a time you’ve been backstabbed at work, or which one hurt the worst (e.g. one of the reasons I enjoy working alone (so I can backstab myself??))
– would you rather have a bunch of short dates with different people, or fewer longer dates with the same person?
– how much is too much to spend on anything disney… and is there a cap?
– why does everything discriminate against single people? food packages, cruise pricing, 2 for 1 deals, etc. holidays, commercials. where’s my half priced solo cabin in the woods with one steak and on dessert? whens my holiday?
– on a lighter, less ragey note… whats your favorite weird holiday? e.g. national red velvet waffle day, national chicken nacho week, etc.
– why does puberty twice sound like a band name?
– what is it about being bad that increases longevity? why is it that only the good die young?
– what’s the benefit to having children, besides free labor and beer retrieval?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – vacation

NEXT MOVIE – going berserk (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085603)
NEXT SONGS – berserk

Strawberry Master Race

QUICK HITS
rafe is obsessed with weird words and phrases and will be going through FUN THINGS every week!
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
Villain, I️ have done thy mother

https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/
Cattywampus: Is not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally

caleb saw NOPE by peele. he gives his opinion with NO spoilers. he and rafe have a BIG DISAGREEMENT about surprises. and also what constitutes a vacation. big surprise.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cozy grove stream
low: desk rearrangement vesa bullshit

caleb’s high-low
high: date weekend
low: shake shack chicago dog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does summer suck so much?
– ham is better than tureky 95% of the time. cajun dry rub turkey is the only exception
– SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
– GENCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is all.
– PAX West 😛
– why is monday?
– a hair cut can make you feel refreshed.
– are you ever excited to go to work?
– why are the weekends always too short?
– is there anyone that actually doesn’t like receiving pleasant surprises?
– why does it always start raining when I need to go to the store?
– should conventions even be a thing right now?
– vacations. what was your last one? are they worth it? how do you afford them? how often? places you want to go?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
caleb 5.2/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown
marianas trench – the killing kind

NEXT MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
NEXT SONGS – fixation

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