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QUICK HITS
valentine’s day, UGH. but hey they got a themed kink, the letter V! how fun. caleb is in a lot of pain, rafe is very loud and angry, and they talk about food. A LOT. enjoy these #RaHaCa moments while they last.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tiktok followers
low: parking spot

caleb’s high-low
high: italian market
low: fucked up back and neck

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how come no one ever told me I could just set up my computer on a coffee table, get a comfy floor chair, and not have to give a fuck about sitting at my computer for hours because I can just constantly adjust how I’m sitting and even stretch out?
– what’s the most festive way to spruce up the corner of my apartment I sit alone and cry in during valentine’s day? also which comfort food is the most corner compatible?
– is rafe hates caleb the podcast equivalent of a gateway drug, or is it basically heroin and only death or rehab follows?
– why does caleb not send me personal invites to the 38364629103837 ffr races he does a day?
– what is the best valentine’s candy?
– what is the limit on re-watching the same show with different people and different starting points?
– is it a bad sign that even the online dating bots that prey on desperate dudes have given up on me?
– which style am I aiming for next? SPEED AND POWER + almost infinite resurrection, or CARDZ GO PEW PEW + almost infinite resurrection
– is there a way to skip the awfulness that is sunday and go straight to monday and candy being 50% off?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – trouble with the curve (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2083383/)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is trouble, caleb’s all curves
beastie boys – triple trouble

NEXT MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
NEXT SONGS – steel fight

Rip

trailer talk!
aladdin! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6139732
frozen 2! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4520988
catch 22! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5056196
big shark! OH HAI SHARK https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9755806
yesterday! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8079248

rafe’s high-low
low: imaging stopped working, boys down south T_T
high: mystery valentine’s presents at work

caleb’s high-low
low: work/career drama
high: valentine’s day with the scientist

rafe has a date?
caleb’s future living arrangements
caleb builds the perfect team
tidying up!

MOVIE – no holds barred (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10 for the assault on women, blatant homo-eroticism, and their own theme song. my buddy and I feel like this is what trey parker and matt stone watched that inspired south park
SONGS – character related – rip
rafe is rest in peace, caleb is ripping

NEXT MOVIE – gremilins 2 (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700)
NEXT SONGS – character related – song about hulk hogan

Rick and the Blond Henchman

rafe’s high-low
low: internal mantra “I’d fuck him”
high: valentine’s replies on fb

caleb’s low: he’s poor
caleb’s high: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on

CONGRATULATIONS TO WHOMEVER GOT A NEW PHONE, WE’RE HAPPY FOR YOU AND THANK YOU FOR RE-DOWNLOADING ALL OF OUR EPS!!!

MOVIE – bimini code (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265084)
NEXT MOVIE – no holds barred (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987)

we are loving hulk hogan movies no foolies.

Caleb Writes a Poem

The Winter Guestrafe has found yet another subreddit to follow called what could go wrong and she couldn’t be happier, but then she immediately starts complaining about #firstworldproblems. caleb calls her out on her terrible work ethics, and then rafe shares pineapple pen. and of course, valentine’s day comes up and rafe has a bit of an opinion on it. both caleb and rafe share their past experiences with the holiday. rafe recites the never-finished lyrics to the rafe hates caleb theme song. and… yeti caleb? and the concept art that became the logo for the show.? nice. lots of sharing on this episode. then caleb reads a poem!! caleb gives an update on the class rivalry and shit that happened to his car. there’s also a great story about being a cat wrangler. and then, drum roll please, they discuss the alan rickman movie, winter guest. they also present their songs of the week. caleb did guest and rafe did winter. rafe also makes fun of furybox and how nice he is to his significant other. then rafe and caleb bicker about holidays and each other. happy valentine’s day, everyone! next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in judas kiss. caleb will do judas songs and rafe will do kiss. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 14, 2017

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