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Penis Paralysis

QUICK HITS
rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete
BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m shitting or pissing. it’s crazy. good times is what I say.”
caleb also had a busy week, with konmari tidying up, floor planning, finishing his first anime, kid talk, wedding prep, and sourdough bread. joss whedon and rush limbaugh also get poked a bit.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: orgasms, mostly. also keto.
low: trying to decide a future

caleb’s high-low
high: vaccine shots, the future
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– speed running is all fun and good but why when I climax in a record time and stop the timer my partner is irritated with me? a new personal best should be celebrated no?
– when can we start getting vehicle designs inspired by anime and can we start with the steam powered trike made out of a boat with backup gas engine for turbo boosts.
– kaldaka’s secret hot hot topics: so poop what’s the deal with it I mean I know poo is also bad but :poop: is fine even though I have to type poop to bring it up. this may have been covered in a past podcast but ain’t nobody got time for that. sooo what’s the deal rafe? why does it grind your gears?
– will the snow stop?
– there should be no hot topics this week in the interest of conserving what little warmth we have available, be it physical or metaphorical
– would you ever go to a seattle sounders soccer game and hold up a sign declaring your love for sounding?
– if you call in to cancel your phone service, would you rather the rep cancel your service immediately or try their hardest to keep you?
– if rafe hates caleb, what does caleb hate? and would rafe hate it as well?
– cold, cold topic: why did rafe let all the cold weather get past her and end up in texas? I didn’t want 18″ of snow. it’s yours, take it back!
– favorite activities for no power, no water, cold outside. no other humans involved. asking for a meat popsicle.
– is a shower in ice water ever worth it?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – steel fight
galantis – steel

NEXT MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
NEXT SONGS – her songs

Parking Wars

QUICK HITS
valentine’s day, UGH. but hey they got a themed kink, the letter V! how fun. caleb is in a lot of pain, rafe is very loud and angry, and they talk about food. A LOT. enjoy these #RaHaCa moments while they last.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tiktok followers
low: parking spot

caleb’s high-low
high: italian market
low: fucked up back and neck

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how come no one ever told me I could just set up my computer on a coffee table, get a comfy floor chair, and not have to give a fuck about sitting at my computer for hours because I can just constantly adjust how I’m sitting and even stretch out?
– what’s the most festive way to spruce up the corner of my apartment I sit alone and cry in during valentine’s day? also which comfort food is the most corner compatible?
– is rafe hates caleb the podcast equivalent of a gateway drug, or is it basically heroin and only death or rehab follows?
– why does caleb not send me personal invites to the 38364629103837 ffr races he does a day?
– what is the best valentine’s candy?
– what is the limit on re-watching the same show with different people and different starting points?
– is it a bad sign that even the online dating bots that prey on desperate dudes have given up on me?
– which style am I aiming for next? SPEED AND POWER + almost infinite resurrection, or CARDZ GO PEW PEW + almost infinite resurrection
– is there a way to skip the awfulness that is sunday and go straight to monday and candy being 50% off?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – trouble with the curve (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2083383/)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is trouble, caleb’s all curves
beastie boys – triple trouble

NEXT MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
NEXT SONGS – steel fight

Rip

trailer talk!
aladdin! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6139732
frozen 2! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4520988
catch 22! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5056196
big shark! OH HAI SHARK https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9755806
yesterday! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8079248

rafe’s high-low
low: imaging stopped working, boys down south T_T
high: mystery valentine’s presents at work

caleb’s high-low
low: work/career drama
high: valentine’s day with the scientist

rafe has a date?
caleb’s future living arrangements
caleb builds the perfect team
tidying up!

MOVIE – no holds barred (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10 for the assault on women, blatant homo-eroticism, and their own theme song. my buddy and I feel like this is what trey parker and matt stone watched that inspired south park
SONGS – character related – rip
rafe is rest in peace, caleb is ripping

NEXT MOVIE – gremilins 2 (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099700)
NEXT SONGS – character related – song about hulk hogan

Rick and the Blond Henchman

rafe’s high-low
low: internal mantra “I’d fuck him”
high: valentine’s replies on fb

caleb’s low: he’s poor
caleb’s high: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/anu4u9/me_cookie_monster_me_want_you_to_come_visit_me_on

CONGRATULATIONS TO WHOMEVER GOT A NEW PHONE, WE’RE HAPPY FOR YOU AND THANK YOU FOR RE-DOWNLOADING ALL OF OUR EPS!!!

MOVIE – bimini code (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265084)
NEXT MOVIE – no holds barred (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097987)

we are loving hulk hogan movies no foolies.

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