Archive for June 26, 2020

Super Duper

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QUICK HITS
cereal chat! rafe’s hickeys! princess bride and more awesome fantasy movies. food and cooking with caleb. SUPER DUPER. hamilton viewing party??! dudeOMG?! old old episodes, another giveaway. just…. super duper.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dating
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: princess bride
low: knee

HOT HOT TOPICS
– fuckin tables in microsoft word what kind of horseshit sorcery is this
– you should talk about tooth tunes
– why do people insist on video conferencing when we could all just sit around in our underwear instead?
– how’d it get to be podcast day again already?
– are naps addictive? and why don’t we get nap time at work? it would solve so many cranky bosses.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
caleb 9/10
rafe 8.4/10
SONGS – my psycho beach party
rednex – cotton eye joe

NEXT MOVIE – cruel intentions 2 (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196267)
NEXT SONGS – cruelty WAR

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Rafe, Interrupted

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QUICK HITS
rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t work very well.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: butts and pronebone
low: tinder and overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist’s birthday
low: no sleep

HOT HOT TOPICS
– a mouse is eating my bread. do I humanely catch and release it or do I take joy in murdering it as I exact my revenge
– do peanut butter sandwiches need a second ingredient?
– why is it so damn hot, can we declare war on the sun and nuke it from orbit yet?
– is a boat a water truck
– follow up question: how submerged does a truck have to be before it becomes a submarine
– why does anything have to do with the price of cheese in china
– you gotta talk about cake
– why does sonic have the best ice? what makes ice the best ice?
– what object is least likely to survive the trip home from the store?
– why doesn’t panda express serve panda?
– why doesn’t panda express serve food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – amer – I CAN
kaiser chiefs – I can do it without you

NEXT MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
NEXT SONGS – my psycho beach party

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Sammy Surprise

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QUICK HITS
caleb realtalks his hair. caleb talks health and the new health channel in the discord. a nail-biter, exciting finish to the next actor poll. what a ride! rafe and caleb’s next year or so is SET! rafe talks more about the weather and her plants, because that’s her whole dang life right now. she’s been watching more and more twitch, including daviga06, who may start playing ff7 soon! and more discord hangouts! LOTR and hobbit talk.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: signing with beaucoup
low: loud people & dishes

caleb’s high-low
high: uncle caleb
low: delivery woes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– does a barbecue by definition involve smoking meats or merely using a grill?
– what’s the #1 modern appliance you just can’t simply live without
– if you didn’t work, how late would you sleep?
– can I outsource being me for a few days?
– when was the last time you’ve used a crayon?
– why are manual transmissions with 13 gears fucking bullshit
– donkey kong ’94 on the game boy – sickest 2d mario for movement or not?
– which fruit-flavored candy do you enjoy the most?
– why does juicy fruit gum’s flavor only last 30 seconds?
– (inspired by Dani) concert/live music or recorded? why?

BRENDAN FRASER’s FINALE: SAMMY ROCKWELL
MOVIE – richard jewell (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3513548)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – rafe gets dick, caleb gets jewels (sorry dani, no secrets)
mindless self indulgence – dickface

NEXT MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
NEXT SONGS – amer – I CAN

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Relationship Double Stuft

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QUICK HITS
caleb is uncomfortable. rafe has sinus pressure. #blacklivesmatter talk and the change we need in america. caleb wants to start a discord exercise channel. baking, classic World of Warcraft, and quarantine hobbies. reddit stuff, tinder, and rafe’s “face” massager. don’t forget to vote for the next actor – https://www.strawpoll.me/20089373

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tomatoes
low: phantom death

caleb’s high-low
high: memory lane through pictures
low: protests and riots

HOT HOT TOPICS
– should role pings be illegal
– give it to rafe or not to give it to rafe?
– is clarb trying out for the role of hagrid in the new harry potter movies?
– rocky IV is the best rocky and best sports film
– is clarb a real person or just rafe using a voice changer?
– would you swap the usa haggis ban for the scotland gun ban – guns or haggis?
– which is better, cheez-its or cheeze whiz
– if mary gives frank 2 apples and henry 4 apples, should she be tried as an enemy of the people and how long should she be sent to the gulags for?
– If I put rafe sticker on clarbs butt, does rafe grab the sticker?
– regular stuffed oreos > double stuft
– annihilation MCU
– veganism is a scam and not really good for you. monsanto, among others, want people to eat exclusively their GMO products so that they can own the intellectual property rights of your dinner.
– meta best hot topic? and why is it this one?
– zombies by the end of the year 2020
– also men don’t express joy very well, or at least as outwardly as women
– hot topiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
– why am I like this? (ask yourself this)
– what is your biggest instance of buyer’s remorse?

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – line of descent (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2257284)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 4.2/10
SONGS – LINE BATTLE
the offspring – way down the line

NEXT MOVIE – the secret of karma (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8079510)
NEXT SONGS – secret war

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