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SPOOKTACULAR 2020

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a great special guest, the scientist, joins rafe and caleb to talk about SPOOKY stuff on this SPOOKTACULAR episode. lots of talk about horror movies, halloween growing up, and tons of candy. there are also kinks starting with the letter B which rafe loves.

HALLOWEEN HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high:
low: lost senses and attacked

caleb’s high-low
high: slow build suspense
low: body torture

the scientist’s high-low
high: pure evil
low: dumb people

HALLOWEEN HOT HOT TOPICS
– if we run out of greek letters, how should we name hurricanes?
– what’s the best candy bar, and why is it anything other than an almond joy? also, why do the mini versions of kitkats taste better than the regular sized versions?
– why do the miniature reese’s seem to have more peanut butter than the regular ones?
– what’s the best way to leverage being killed by a sammich live on the internet into a subway sponsorship deal
– what was your favorite costume as a kid? and if you were to dress up as an adult what would your costume be?
– what was the last thing that scared you?
– what was the worst dream you had that you remember?
– best and worst candy to get while trick or treating?
– is it acceptable to love your grandkids and mickey mouse equally?
– have you ever been somewhere that gave you the creeps or caused you to experience something that you still can’t explain to this day? if so, what was it?
– if johnny cash was the man in black, would you be the man/woman in what color?
– best giant robot costume or stupid 80’s bullshit
– is the gate the greatest children’s horror film of all time?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR sam rockwell in trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
the scientist 3/10
NEXT SONGS – tour war
of montreal – my british tour diary

NEXT MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living

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Billy Lost His Ice Cream (feat. Billy)

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it’s billy, but not THAT BILLY!
there are kinks starting with the letter X!
work is dumb for multiple people!
caleb is hungry all the time!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: gaining weight

caleb’s high-low
high: racing success!
low: baseball

billy’s high-low
high: house owner
low: job feels

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could have 300 of something that’s under $5, what would it be?
– what is your favorite/most memorable moment from the 300 podcast episodes?
– do you play DnD because you love numbers or do you love numbers because you play DnD?
– what thriller/horror film do you feel like you could confidently survive (and how)?
– what is your favorite holiday each year?
– what any one animal would you choose to irritate someone you didn’t like?
– AOC is streaming among us, biden has an island on animal crossing. randomly, you’ve been given the power to decide what game should be used to reach out to the public next. what is it, and which politician do you see being the one to prominently play it?
– if the perfect meal gave you the worst stomach ache, how often would you eat it
– does anyone else constantly worry that their allergies are actually covid in disguise trying to kill them or is it just me?
– if you could either take standard deductions or roll for your chances of a lowered or raised tax rate, what would you do? As an accountant that idea by itself scares me to death.
– this one is for caleb… chaos rush, bullshit or BULLSHIT?
– hot topic
– spencers
– what are butt sects?

QUESTION

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
caleb: hobby obsession.
billy: tinder questions.
rafe: motivation to ship the giveaway.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – sunshine cleaning (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 5/10
billy 6.5/10
SONGS – CLEANING WAR
millencollin – mr. clean

NEXT MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640)
NEXT SONGS – tour war

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Luclear Energy (feat. Lucas)

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special guest and old friend of rafe and caleb, lucas, visits for this special episode. caleb has a shit ton of things to talk about, like tiktok, braces, food, biscuits, teeth, and vodka. they catch up with lucas and have a great time. they say goodbye and then had to come back for the KINKS!

in case you needed an update, here’s some info about ICE hystorectomies around september 29, 2020

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lucas on the show
low: faaaaaaat

caleb’s high-low
high: biscuits!
low: invisalign

lucas’ high-low
high: hunting
low: employee quit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– where did all the spoons go and how aggressively do I eat this greek yogurt with my face
– better seat: window or aisle
– is an MMO levelling experience really improved by making it so that any 8 year old coked out of their gourd on M&M’s and jones soda can just run around and mash buttons with no resistance whatsoever.
– if you can shower and get dressed within 15 minutes, should you count it as a paid break instead of doing it on your unpaid lunch?
– why is minecraft steve so much fun to play in spite of his janky-ass movement and build-up mechanics?
– if someone’s concept of hell is their own personal heaven then is it hell or heaven?
– would you rather always fail at something and hope to learn from your mistakes or always succeed and learn nothing new?
– what do you think the proper way to use the three seashells was in demolition man?
– when we ACTUALLY have to quarantine all we still complain about how we quarantined without actually quarantining?
– for the guest: who was the better cook between rafe and caleb, and what was your favorite dish they made?

QUESTION

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
caleb: pictures from your childhood
lucas: nothing. no attachments
rafe: my computer – all my pictures

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – charlie wilson’s war (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062)\
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 7.8/10
lucas 8.5/10
SONGS – rafe is charlie and caleb is wilson
mallrat – charlie

NEXT MOVIE – sunshine cleaning (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846)
NEXT SONGS – CLEANING WAR

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An Enchanted Evening (feat. Chad)

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it’s…… CHAD TIME.
green everything. hair dying. west coast versus bible belt. racist hats. fast food reviews. more talk about the first amy adams movie, drop dead gorgeous. they do kink corner with the letter C, and karaoke talk. find chad on twitch at chadburt.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper park
low: sanitizer cracks

caleb’s high-low
high: two days off
low: sunday’s race

chad’s high-low
high: saturday’s race & popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich
low: expired tuna

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what movie would you risk getting covid to see?
– can a vegan be a vampire?
– what is your favorite reaction gif?
– the asteroid that’s scheduled to hit right before the election, poetic end to 2020 or missed opportunities?
– how does a hopeless introvert like me find true love?
– if we don’t go via asteroids or other means in 2020, do we consider 2021 safer or more dangerous?
– best new BWW flavor (look it up, they have new ones apparently)
– what is the best chaser for bleach?
– how many actual weeks of football will we get before every game is a COVID delayed game
– how many babies do you think will be start to be delivered around December or January as a result of quarantine?
– what is the real final fantasy?
– what is one real world thing you would like to speed run?
– if I have three pumpkins and you have 6 apples, how many pies can we make before we realize we don’t have enough crusts?
– what would be the best real world thing to randomize?
– if you get blue balls when you are denied sex, what color balls do you get when you get surprise sex?
– best and worst seasonal or holiday food?
– if you break your good ankle to match your bad ankle, does that mean you have two bad ankles OR does that you have two good ankles (since they’re good at breaking)
– you own a dream business (that isn’t the podcast) – what is it
– do the albums nevermind and dookie now qualify as oldies?
– would you rather have to wear jeans all summer or shorts all winter?
– what’s the best meat for a taco
– what kind of car should I buy
– just one more: david lee roth or sammy hagar?

QUESTION

5. when did you last sing to yourself? to someone else?
caleb: literally today, with the animals.
chad: six months, car singing.
rafe: literally today.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – enchanted (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461770)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 8.25/10
SONGS – fairy tale songs
magnetic fields – long-forgotten fairytale

NEXT MOVIE – charlie wilson’s war (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is charlie and caleb is wilson

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