Archive for July 30, 2021

It’s a Podcast

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QUICK HITS
this is a podcast.
lots of talk about ketchup, fizzy beef, caleb’s great trip, and rafe gets really angry at missouri republicans. also some #bummersummer stuff but not TOO much. maybe.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: missouri abortion bullshit

caleb’s high-low
high: philly
low: wake up! schedule!

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what should I get for lunch?
– why aren’t bananas sold in “one a day” packs, where a few are yellow/ripe but they gradually get more and more green as you go down the pack of 6… so that you always have a near ripe banana to eat each day?
– what’s should the minimum required ply-age be for toilet paper
– why can’t grocery stores standardize the units when ordering fruits/vegetables for a grocery pickup? sure, I put down 1 banana. how do you know if I want 1 bunch, 1 pound, or just 1 banana? also, why does it change every time I place an order
– RACING PIXEL REMASTER HYPE
– if it’s not a food podcast, what IS it?
– what does it take to qualify as a responsible adult?
– I’d ask why morning comes so early, but then I realized who I’d be asking.
– when does comfort become complacency?
– I need to ramble about things I love, can I find an app where I can just do that at appreciative people
– what would an AI have to do to get you to fall in love with it
– is the appetizer section of a menu at many restaurants just a full entree that happens to be in shareable pieces? if I want wings or chicken tendies, why are they appetizers and not entrees?
– why haven’t other retailers copied aldi’s shopping cart for a quarter policy?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – mississippi masala (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102456)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – indian battle
“guleba” from “gulaebaghavali” feat. prabhu deva

NEXT MOVIE – ricochet (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102789)
NEXT SONGS – bouncing battle

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This is Not a Food Podcast

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QUICK HITS
sparkling water, coworker outing, blended corn soup, chubbyemu, AND CHEESE LOVE. and a little #BummerSummer

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: weight

caleb’s high-low
high: suit!
low: RIP mr. sermania

HOT HOT TOPICS
– top 5 kinds of cheese
– what is the best vehicle for cheese, something way more than the sum of its parts
– has anyone tried this and what were the results?
https://discord.com/channels/592469360925343782/592469360925343788/867466931018792981
– whose responsibility is it to clean the dryer lint trap: the last person to use the dryer or the next person?
– fromunda cheese?
– since today is national hot dog day, what’s the proper way to apply condiments to your dog? is it
bun -> condiments -> hotdog, or bun -> hotdog -> condiments
– can HR be competent? (theoretically, I mean)
– why is mac ‘n cheese the best vegetable? but more seriously, if I don’t want to make my own fries, what do I have with my (onion) borgor?
– I need some tips for how to broach the subject of “let me just get a pizza delivered so I can bury my face in it” with my office manager
– it has been zero days since someone asked if our medical office sold guns

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – mo’ better blues (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100168)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – favorite blues songs
janis joplin – piece of my heart

NEXT MOVIE – mississippi masala (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102456)
NEXT SONGS – indian battle

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Stress Eating and You – An Exploration

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QUICK HITS
caleb had a banner with with double D&D, boxing, lots of food, going on a date, and watching black widow. but #BummerSummer about some wedding stuff about the rehearsal dinner, and the impact of boxing. rafe has an eye twitch, there’s some weird talk about skin in italy that has covid-19, and more covid-19 paranoia with forced conference room meetings, and also rafe goes on a huge tangent about windows 11 and microsoft mishaps. but man, the #BummerSummer continues for sure.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: d&d
low: everything?

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d x2
low: rehearsal dinner

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is margherita just fancy branding for cheese pizza?
– what’s the best taco protein? steak? fish? pork?
– what is the best way to eat a hamburger?
– how long do you buy ice from a convenience store instead of just fixing the stupid machine?
– how do I eat my feelings when I’m not hungry
– is swearing a blood oath against a restaurant chain for taking your favorite dish excessive if they still have plenty of things you like?
– hiccups. fuck ’em
– how long of a vacation is too long?
– how do I get more structure in my life? the dog isn’t helping.
– when does the vacuuming end?
– how fast is too fast to eat a 4 lb tub of peanut butter?
– how big of a house spider is “too big” and when do you get worried about how they’re getting so large
– how loose is the definition of either “cereal” or “breakfast food”
– super robot wars 30 is getting a western release, which due to the laws of bandai namco means it will suck major ass. how do I deal with this sudden crippling depression.
– megaman universe kart racer

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – heart condition (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099750)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – caleb is heart and rafe is condition
pete yorn – strange condition

NEXT MOVIE – mo’ better blues (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100168)
NEXT SONGS – favorite blues songs

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The Ocean Is On Fire

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QUICK HITS
did you know the ocean is on fire? #BummerSummer guys. also rafe stubbed her toe. #BummerSummer.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: doggy lover
low: #BummerSummer

caleb’s high-low
high: potato salad
low: feeling shitty

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is an abbreviation you regularly use that will be incomprehensible without reference material in 70 years?
– did you rent games in your youth? and if so what was your most hated rigged rental that you still rented out of stubbornness. (a game that was almost impossible to complete during a rental period, be it difficult/cheap or seemingly impossible)
– fuck this shit
– uhm.. is comfort food ever healthy?
– shut the fuck up about all your fucking family drama I’m going to lunch late already I don’t want to spend 40 fucking minutes listening to you fucking complain about every other doctor you see and your mother in law and the cops
– suppose you’re placing a carryout order over the phone, and you have a name that is basically impossible to distinguish over the phone. you instead choose a common name to place your order and pick it up. what name do you choose?
– follow up to last week, is it legal anywhere to set someone on fire?
– does anyone think us falling an hour behind has anything to do with us waiting an extra hour to start? not around these parts we fucking don’t
– how many times do you need a doctor’s office to tell you “we aren’t doing that because it’s illegal” before you get the fucking hint
– how much awful bullshit has to happen before it’s ok for you to quit someone else’s job for them?
– at what temperature does it stop being socially acceptable to dance naked in the rain?
– If you ask your significant other to start an OnlyFans, what would be written on your tombstone?
– how many fucking jobs do you want to do at once while listening to different bosses say “well I didn’t tell you to do this job so stop doing it and do mine”

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – glory (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097441)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – GLORY BATTLE
the clash – death or glory

NEXT MOVIE – heart condition (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099750)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is heart and rafe is condition

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