March 2023 - rafe hates caleb

Archive for March 31, 2023

The Joys of Capitalism

Posted on March 31, 2023 by rafe

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QUICK HITS
we watched cocaine bear! no spoilers. rafe’s stomach sucks! exclamation point! caleb did so many good things outside for his house.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS and GAMES that twitch life
low: internal organs are the worst

caleb’s high-low
high: neighborly stuff
low: chemical spill in bristol

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if a business is going to require an employee to work in the office for a job that could be completed at home that business should be required to pay for the length of that employees commute
– congratulations, your company is getting a new ceo! bonus—you personally get to pick the ceo! but there is a catch. the only two available candidates are jeff bezos and elon musk. who gets the job?
– I have no intention of borrowing a metal detector from the library across the street, but should I be this pleased that it’s an option?
– whats the bet that the manager will get back with me and see about trying to keep me there?
– a straight married man bought me lunch today. is he hitting on me?
– does wine pair well with pizza?
– what animal would say the nicest things if it could talk?
– what’s something that would improve if you could change its color?
– knock knock jokes, and why they should go away for good.
– how do I calmly ask the HHT deadline to go fuck itself?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys
beastie boys – slow and low

NEXT MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
NEXT SONGS – menacing

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with bears, capitalism, cocaine bear, gun control, health, high lows, hot hot topics, house, john candy, the rocket boy, yard work

Bytes n Banks (feat. bytesnbeers)

Posted on March 24, 2023 by rafe

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QUICK HITS
we have a guest! who will talk about banking! because of the weird bank stuff that’s been going on! we’re doing a special get-together for COCAINE BEAR this saturday night! join the rahaca discord for more information. bytes has chatGPT tell us about uncle buck. bytes gets a magical item called the flagon of chuckles!walmart will be a real personal shopper?

check out our buddy bytesnbeers on twitch! he streams wednesday, friday, and saturday.
https://twitch.tv/bytesnbeers

HIGH LOWS
bytes’ high-low
high: st. patrick’s vacay
low: the struggle to health

rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS
low: the struggle to health

caleb’s high-low
high: LOTR extended
low: allergy shots itchy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which bagel is best?
– lady at the donut shop gave me free donut holes for being a good repeat customer. how much shame should I feel? please count the shame in glazed donuts or slices of mid tier pizza. or gallons of ice cream if its really bad.
– I don’t really have one this week. I’m just looking forward to a day that’ll be both warm and sunny. I haven’t seen one yet since I moved here.
– converting a bank into a fast food restaurant seems like a good idea until someone decides to send a large diet coke through the pneumatic tube at the drive thru.
– which is the proper spelling of HHT? upper case or lower case? and why is lower case so wrong?
– what happens to topics that are only hot, or worse, just lukewarm? do they hide with all the missing socks?
– why does the first federal cheese bank of kaese share a depository with the clarbitus sperm bank?
– is a taco a hotdog or is a hotdog a taco?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/36-questions-to-fall-in-love
14. is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? why haven’t you done it?
bytes: private pilot license
rafe: bachelor’s degree
caleb: pasta making

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – uncle buck (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098554)
bytes 7/10
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 8/10
SONGS – not immediate family
middle class rut – aunt betty

NEXT MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with banking, bears, bytesnbeers, chatGPT, fall in love, high lows, hot hot topics, john candy, signature bank, silicon valley bank, silvergate bank, twitch, uncle buck

Caleb’s Sleepless Nights

Posted on March 17, 2023 by rafe

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QUICK HITS
jackie chan is wonderful. caleb is sad. caleb should watch jackie chan videos.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: college lab partner
low: hips?!

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d and julia child food
low: emotional low

HOT HOT TOPICS
– 2 big banks filed bankruptcy in the last week. (2 of the top 50 US banks) does this have you worried? and how are you prepping?
– do I need to wear brass knuckles whenever I go out for wings?
– three ducks are better than one 😉
– at what point should we start planning an expedition to go wrest spring from the icy grasp of the frostmiser?
– what’s the best veggie side for breakfast? potatoes are excluded.
– yesterday was pi day. today is the ides of march. tomorrow is stone cold steve austin day. friday is saint patrick’s day. is there a more fun stretch of named days on the calendar?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – speed zone (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098369)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – SPEED
coheed – ten speed

NEXT MOVIE – uncle buck (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098554)
NEXT SONGS – not immediate family

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with 75hard, banks, canonball run 3, high lows, hot hot topics, jackie chan, john candy, sleep, speed zone

SAUCE BOX

Posted on March 10, 2023 by rafe

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QUICK HITS
caleb talks food, rafe talks food, and they make fun of everything. caleb will be on GamesDoneQuick on twitch, 3/10 7pm eastern for final fantasy mystic quest! come hang out and support!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: boba balanced
low: many fridays

caleb’s high-low
high: pho is good
low: food woes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how does one increase their luck coefficient?
– what is the sexiest accent?
– after the chris rock special, I thought again about the movie king richard and the acclaim and awards it received. two of the most skilled athletes of our generation (whom happen to be female) get a movie and it’s all about their father. was the movie a heartwarming tale of a father’s love or a sexist manifesto that for all the achievements the williams sisters have, their father deserves all the credit?
– why the f is acne still a thing in adulthood? why does my skin hate me?
– for the first time ever, I watched a reality tv dating show and I enjoyed it. I can now see the appeal of such shows, although their is a negative stigma associated with many of them. (perfect match on netflix is the one I watched.)
– what’s the best cold sandwich
– could someone please notify the weather that it’s march?
– the thing I miss the most about being in a relationship is regularly getting hugs.
– why is it so freaking hard to replace a toilet

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – who’s harry crumb? (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098645)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – crumblies
starlight mints – cracker jack

NEXT MOVIE – speed zone (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098369)
NEXT SONGS – SPEED

Posted in Podcast, Rafe Hates Caleb tagged with final fantasy, food, high lows, hot hot topics, john candy, mystic quest, victorian, who's harry crumb?

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