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Not Allergic to Semen

QUICK HITS
caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: sicky but wfh
low: wax everywhere

caleb’s high-low
high: shakespeare theatre
low: eating out

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which HHT would make the best random work email from your boss/management?
– what would wednesday be without memes? hump day, frogs, etc
– what makes a better pet? a camel or a frog?
– what happened in this world where men think it is ok to send unsolicited dick pics to women?
– why doesn’t christmas have its own traditional gambling game and what would be a good game to adapt to the role?
– masks haven’t been mandatory for quite some time, but more and more people are wearing them. yet there are still people who are wearing their masks under their noses. I don’t get it.
– white elephant gift exchanges are objectively bad, prove me wrong
– christmas shopping isn’t fun

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – christmas special! it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329737)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.25/10
SONG – christmas song within last five song
offspring – christmas (baby please come home)

NEXT MOVIE – being human (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106379)
NEXT SONG – human

Flavorflation

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caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12

caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp waiting room. and caleb cannot relax!! what’s going on with international flights?!
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/12/stowaway-flight-denmark-la

word of the week is Mauerbauertraurigkeit! yeah you try saying it.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: screening of “art of a hit”
low: sony headphones

caleb’s high-low
high: screening of “art of a hit”
low: can’t relax

HOT HOT TOPICS
– companies that confirm a reservation that is not available should pay you for your time and for the alternate stuff, in addition to a refund.
– what makes “one night in bangkok” such a banger?
– you sit down at the table for your holiday dinner. you grab a roll (bread, biscuit, whatever your carb of choice) and begin to butter it. at what stage of butter application do you move from inadequate, to sufficient, to overkill, and finally to paula deen levels of butter? where do you, rafe and caleb, find yourself on this scale? does the scale apply for other spreadables too, such as peanut butter and jelly?
– a newly inaugurated school board president in a philadelphia suburb took an oath of office last monday evening by placing her hand on a stack of books that have been targeted by book bans. if you were to hold a public office, what would you choose to be sworn in on?
– should chess be played with various cheeses instead of pieces? and instead of captured you devour your opponents entire board instead? bonus if paired with good wine complementing the cheeses.
– there was controversy in the chess world last year when a player was accused of cheating by having electronic signals sent to the sex toy he was allegedly wearing. the incident, which spurred a lawsuit, was settled in august of this year.
– you’re training for like the champions of champions league of chess to go up against the reigning champion. what would your training montage music be?
– the chess world missed bobby fischer for years. whats your favorite legend of a missing person? could be worldwide like hoffa or personal
– why am I more tired after a day of not doing much than I am after a super long busy day? I think my tired is broken
– I only just now remembered the chessmen cookies by pepperidge farm thanks to your chess prompt.
– what cookie or cookie brand have you eaten that you feel is the most forgettable?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – searching for bobby fischer (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108065)
caleb 7.3/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONG – searching
u2 – I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

NEXT MOVIE – christmas special! it’s a very merry muppet christmas movie (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329737)
NEXT SONG – christmas song within last five song

We’re All Walking Hellmouths

QUICK HITS
rafe read the news! links are below. caleb had a great week, filled with many fun things, and also food.
bungie scared of sony takeover: https://www.ign.com/articles/bungie-devs-say-atmosphere-is-soul-crushing-amid-layoffs-cuts-and-fear-of-total-sony-takeover

23 & me data stolen: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/hackers-stole-ancestry-data-of-6-9-million-users-23andme-finally-confirmed/

good, fuck off, mccarthy: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/12/06/kevin-mccarthy-retire/

taco bell double decker taco is BACK: https://www.aol.com/taco-bell-revives-menu-item-170748296.html

VISIT /r/mewborn NOW OMG CUTEST KITTENS.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kevin mccarthy retirement
low: hamas

caleb’s high-low
high: big turkey
low: allergy bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– are you safe from whammageddeon? how about the ldb challenge?
– how often do you have breakfast for dinner?
– which craving is more demanding when it crops up: a ballpark hotdog or a cheap burger?
– who would survive longer if there was a zombie apocalypse? caleb or rafe?
– what’s one rule you casually or routinely break? (e.g., jaywalking)
– how do you fight against SAD?
– I’ve got weird/weirdo from my name, caleb’s got grab ass, rafe has rage… what name is a real tragedeigh?
– what is your favourite christmas song, 100% mine is fairytale of new york by the pogues
– did clarissa really explain it all? or is that what the media™ want us to believe?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – benny & joon (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106387)
caleb 7.14/10
rafe 7/10
SONG – couples
the offspring – me & my old lady

NEXT MOVIE – searching for bobby fischer (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108065)
NEXT SONG – searching

Thanksgiving Postmortem

QUICK HITS
caleb had new york time with the fambam, but of course had traffic drama. at least he got to visit stu leonard’s and saw animatronic cows. and who would know things would be closed? made a desk! and got new stuff! they both had pretty busy thanksgiving holidays. also there’s a new word of the week.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: new desk
low: art focus

caleb’s high-low
high: thanksgiving time with mom
low: thanksgiving drive

HOT HOT TOPICS
– on the eve of the first snowstorm of the season, the person who was hired to plow the driveway has informed us that he won’t be doing anyone’s driveways this year. now we have to scramble to find someone new. the timing is rather terrible.
– strange things people will do for 20 bucks
– is it ok to continue to break yourself at work if the pay is less than $20 an hour and you get no health benefits?
– there has been debate over the years about removing andrew jackson from the american twenty dollar bill. his stances on slavery and treatment of native american people is reprehensible. there were talks that harriet tubman would replace jackson on the twenty, but it now looks as if that won’t happen. thoughts?
– our sneaky santa wants us to spend 20 on a gift for someone. whats a gift you actually want thats under 20? hugs, attention and other sex acts not included
address and amazon link for bonus points
– what’s a holiday tradition we could do away with? (mine in meme below) whats one you or your family enjoy that is uncommon? bonus for rare, epic, or unique versions. points off for commons and landa
– is there any better feeling than going through your wallet and realizing there’s a $20 you totally forgot about? yes, I am including “the birth of a child” and “getting the last slice of chocolate cake just before the jerk you hate can”.
– weirdest place one could find $20
– I just got a call from the principal saying that my son (mr. huge goddammit) was caught drawing on the school bathroom walls. can I make the problem go away by bribing the principal with $20?
– why do the mexican cartel and chinese mafia who work together to deal fentanyl only use $20 bills when laundering money into us cash???

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – twenty bucks (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108410)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONG – twenty!
chicago – 25 or 6 to 4

NEXT MOVIE – benny & joon (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106387)
NEXT SONG – couples

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