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The Joys of Capitalism

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QUICK HITS
we watched cocaine bear! no spoilers. rafe’s stomach sucks! exclamation point! caleb did so many good things outside for his house.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS and GAMES that twitch life
low: internal organs are the worst

caleb’s high-low
high: neighborly stuff
low: chemical spill in bristol

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if a business is going to require an employee to work in the office for a job that could be completed at home that business should be required to pay for the length of that employees commute
– congratulations, your company is getting a new ceo! bonus—you personally get to pick the ceo! but there is a catch. the only two available candidates are jeff bezos and elon musk. who gets the job?
– I have no intention of borrowing a metal detector from the library across the street, but should I be this pleased that it’s an option?
– whats the bet that the manager will get back with me and see about trying to keep me there?
– a straight married man bought me lunch today. is he hitting on me?
– does wine pair well with pizza?
– what animal would say the nicest things if it could talk?
– what’s something that would improve if you could change its color?
– knock knock jokes, and why they should go away for good.
– how do I calmly ask the HHT deadline to go fuck itself?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys
beastie boys – slow and low

NEXT MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
NEXT SONGS – menacing

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Bytes n Banks (feat. bytesnbeers)

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QUICK HITS
we have a guest! who will talk about banking! because of the weird bank stuff that’s been going on! we’re doing a special get-together for COCAINE BEAR this saturday night! join the rahaca discord for more information. bytes has chatGPT tell us about uncle buck. bytes gets a magical item called the flagon of chuckles!walmart will be a real personal shopper?

check out our buddy bytesnbeers on twitch! he streams wednesday, friday, and saturday.
https://twitch.tv/bytesnbeers

HIGH LOWS
bytes’ high-low
high: st. patrick’s vacay
low: the struggle to health

rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS
low: the struggle to health

caleb’s high-low
high: LOTR extended
low: allergy shots itchy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which bagel is best?
– lady at the donut shop gave me free donut holes for being a good repeat customer. how much shame should I feel? please count the shame in glazed donuts or slices of mid tier pizza. or gallons of ice cream if its really bad.
– I don’t really have one this week. I’m just looking forward to a day that’ll be both warm and sunny. I haven’t seen one yet since I moved here.
– converting a bank into a fast food restaurant seems like a good idea until someone decides to send a large diet coke through the pneumatic tube at the drive thru.
– which is the proper spelling of HHT? upper case or lower case? and why is lower case so wrong?
– what happens to topics that are only hot, or worse, just lukewarm? do they hide with all the missing socks?
– why does the first federal cheese bank of kaese share a depository with the clarbitus sperm bank?
– is a taco a hotdog or is a hotdog a taco?

FALL IN LOVE
https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/36-questions-to-fall-in-love
14. is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? why haven’t you done it?
bytes: private pilot license
rafe: bachelor’s degree
caleb: pasta making

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – uncle buck (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098554)
bytes 7/10
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 8/10
SONGS – not immediate family
middle class rut – aunt betty

NEXT MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
NEXT SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys

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Caleb’s Sleepless Nights

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QUICK HITS
jackie chan is wonderful. caleb is sad. caleb should watch jackie chan videos.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: college lab partner
low: hips?!

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d and julia child food
low: emotional low

HOT HOT TOPICS
– 2 big banks filed bankruptcy in the last week. (2 of the top 50 US banks) does this have you worried? and how are you prepping?
– do I need to wear brass knuckles whenever I go out for wings?
– three ducks are better than one 😉
– at what point should we start planning an expedition to go wrest spring from the icy grasp of the frostmiser?
– what’s the best veggie side for breakfast? potatoes are excluded.
– yesterday was pi day. today is the ides of march. tomorrow is stone cold steve austin day. friday is saint patrick’s day. is there a more fun stretch of named days on the calendar?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – speed zone (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098369)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – SPEED
coheed – ten speed

NEXT MOVIE – uncle buck (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098554)
NEXT SONGS – not immediate family

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SAUCE BOX

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QUICK HITS
caleb talks food, rafe talks food, and they make fun of everything. caleb will be on GamesDoneQuick on twitch, 3/10 7pm eastern for final fantasy mystic quest! come hang out and support!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: boba balanced
low: many fridays

caleb’s high-low
high: pho is good
low: food woes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how does one increase their luck coefficient?
– what is the sexiest accent?
– after the chris rock special, I thought again about the movie king richard and the acclaim and awards it received. two of the most skilled athletes of our generation (whom happen to be female) get a movie and it’s all about their father. was the movie a heartwarming tale of a father’s love or a sexist manifesto that for all the achievements the williams sisters have, their father deserves all the credit?
– why the f is acne still a thing in adulthood? why does my skin hate me?
– for the first time ever, I watched a reality tv dating show and I enjoyed it. I can now see the appeal of such shows, although their is a negative stigma associated with many of them. (perfect match on netflix is the one I watched.)
– what’s the best cold sandwich
– could someone please notify the weather that it’s march?
– the thing I miss the most about being in a relationship is regularly getting hugs.
– why is it so freaking hard to replace a toilet

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – who’s harry crumb? (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098645)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – crumblies
starlight mints – cracker jack

NEXT MOVIE – speed zone (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098369)
NEXT SONGS – SPEED

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