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rafe is taking care of herself and caleb is mad about clothes. but there were some good times at g&m and the office in maryland. also a word of the week and a shakespeare quote!
hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: HOT DOGS
low: email chains

caleb’s high-low
high: ren faire
low: armpits & shoes

HOT HOT TOPICS
– it has been [4] days since we fired someone for taking nude selfies in the bathroom.
– what is your favorite trash movie? bad but you still love it anyway
– how early is too early to start a fight you proceed to lose badly?
– aaaahhhhh I’m moving this weekend AHHHHHHHH
– pumpkin things or apple things for autumn?
– would it be better to live in a fantasy world or a sci-fi world?
– do you have your realID or passport yet?
– is rafe posting these hot, hot topics as a way of low-key expressing her disappointment in us for not coming up with any?
– how do I email a permanent warm hug
– giving people what they want is much harder than giving them what they don’t want, and they get even more mad when you do
– who is the best disney villain?
– have you ever been truly satisfied? either with something you did, or something someone else did for you

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.5/10
SONGS – heavy metal songs
beartooth – in between

NEXT MOVIE – national lampoon’s vacation (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995)
NEXT SONGS – vacation

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Laws Are Threats

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rafe freaks out about politics and caleb brings it up even more!! POLITICAL CORNER BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. also HOA’s are a sham. but hey, we got insults? new word of the week? yes, please.
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever

hope everyone is taking care of themselves. drink your water, do your stretches, high-five people, &c.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: chilly day
low: stoner neighbor

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball tickets
low: fuckin’ HOA

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do you or someone you know suffer from butt migraines
– how do you handle an insubordinate subordinate? I want the best and worst ways lol.
– why do people ask for help with something, and then immediately shut you down when you start trying to help?
– why didn’t you help me? I asked you
– since its wednesday, who qualifies as your dude
– why would fortune 50 company with 100k employees have a heavily used data server with only 32 GB of RAM?
– command master chief at defense language institute gets fired, and reduction in rank, for sexually harrassing/assaulting at least 2 of his subordinates. your thoughts on upper level management finally being held accountable for their actions?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – double negative (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080656)
caleb 1.5/10
rafe 2.1/10
SONGS – double negatives (ain’t no; don’t know nothin)
bill withers – ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

MOVIE – stripes (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – stripes
fruit stripes gum

NEXT MOVIE – heavy metal (1981) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509)
NEXT SONGS – heavy metal songs

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Bobs is Definitely Not Hitler (feat. Bobs_and_Ravines)

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bobs_and_ravines just got a new PC! we’re excited he’ll get to stream on console and PC so go follow him now on twitch. gotta get him to 5K followers ASAP. https://twitch.tv/bobs_and_ravines

we learned a lot about bobs_and_ravines, played several rounds of willyoupressthebutton.com, and generally fucked around to find out. skipped the john candy movie this week since caleb wasn’t on. bobs will be streaming weekend mornings around 8am or 9am USA central time. come hang out and watch him do apex stuff and MTG arena. https://twitch.tv/bobs_and_ravines

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wednesdays from home
low: temperatures in the 90’s

bobs’ high-low
high: wonderful relationship
low: covid scare

HOT HOT TOPICS
– are the signals strong tonight?
– youtube food videos are probably some of the most entertaining content on the platform
– why is owning a desktop so much better than a laptop? (in most cases)
– everyone talks about the difficult things they’d do for the ones they love, but what’s the most tedious thing you’d do for the ones you love?
– what’s the best way to prove those catty office bitches wrong about how annoying you are and why is it “making an entire second office hate you because you won’t stop shouting your way into other people’s conversations just to derail them and make them about you”?
– ted lasso has been added to FIFA’23. what other fictional sports figure needs added to the next edition of a video game like madden, NBA jam, etc?

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Rage Never Changes

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rafe is so angry. about stupid politicians. fuck them. caleb had a great weekend, though, and they both reminisce about TV dinners in the 1980’s and 1990’s. there’s also a hot water update. and also caleb visited the fly ace brewery in virginia. so many things happening. especially rage.

shakespearean phrase! https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
word of the week! https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kibun healthy noodles
low: phone project

caleb’s high-low
high: hot water
low: shots shots shots

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how long should I wait before exercising my right as a historian to speak ill of the dead? ’cause there’s a lot of dead I’m itching to speak ill of.
– what do you consider “living your best life” and why is it “in line at mod pizza in pajama pants waiting to order because the drive thru you went to was no longer accepting cards and you’re not going home without food”
– what do you do if you’re a part of a multi-team effort that doesn’t go well, multiple teams are clearly at fault, and you own up to your team’s part of the fault, but the other teams refuse to take responsibility for their misses? is it burn down the building? because it’s starting to look like a viable solution.
– positive affirmations from a random stranger increase my mood/productivity. positive affirmations from my supervisor make me want to kick his teeth in.
– airplanes not being wheelchair accessible is absolute bullshit. someone fix this shit, this bitch has travel needs

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the blues brothers (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080455)
caleb 8/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – the blues
nat king cole – st. louis blues (1958 movie)

NEXT MOVIE – double negative (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080656)
NEXT SONGS – double negatives (ain’t no; don’t know nothin)

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