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Strawberry Master Race

QUICK HITS
rafe is obsessed with weird words and phrases and will be going through FUN THINGS every week!
https://wewererogue.tumblr.com/post/187830447596/compilation-of-shakespearean-insults
Villain, I️ have done thy mother

https://www.mypigradio.com/some-of-the-best-words-literally-ever/
Cattywampus: Is not lined up or not arranged correctly, or diagonally

caleb saw NOPE by peele. he gives his opinion with NO spoilers. he and rafe have a BIG DISAGREEMENT about surprises. and also what constitutes a vacation. big surprise.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cozy grove stream
low: desk rearrangement vesa bullshit

caleb’s high-low
high: date weekend
low: shake shack chicago dog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why does summer suck so much?
– ham is better than tureky 95% of the time. cajun dry rub turkey is the only exception
– SOOOOOOOOOOOOON
– GENCON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is all.
– PAX West 😛
– why is monday?
– a hair cut can make you feel refreshed.
– are you ever excited to go to work?
– why are the weekends always too short?
– is there anyone that actually doesn’t like receiving pleasant surprises?
– why does it always start raining when I need to go to the store?
– should conventions even be a thing right now?
– vacations. what was your last one? are they worth it? how do you afford them? how often? places you want to go?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
caleb 5.2/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown
marianas trench – the killing kind

NEXT MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
NEXT SONGS – fixation

The Dick Can Stay

QUICK HITS
caleb and rafe both saw thor 4! they do spoilers from 10:30 to 20:30 so you can skip if you’d like. look at lauren boebert being fucking stupid and errol musk being fucking gross. good news, bone marrow transplant cured another person with HIV! caleb watched barry! caleb went to colonial willaimsburg and had a fun time. caleb is doing a final fantasy randomizer tournament with dengswoo! rafe misses bobs. rafe is having a great time twitch streaming monkey island and really appreciates everyone helping her out. what a great time! more great times to be had on the #RaHaCa discord! discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bobs visit
low: bobs leaving

caleb’s high-low
high: colonial williamsburg date nights
low: p90x no go

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who else needs a nap?
– why isn’t a magic 8ball the best way to make difficult life decisions?
– when can i return my body as a trade-in? maybe I should lease a new model? or do I just donate to some charity?
– how do some people manage to go through life thinking that Courtesy is just a funny 8 lettered C word that carries no meaning or recognition to themselves or others?
– why’s it always gotta be like that?
– what’s your favorite way to unwind and relax?
– if you could scream one thing at the top of your lungs from a mountain top for the whole world to hear what would it be?
– (in your best fake french accent) THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – tunnel vision (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075357)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.75/10
SONGS – rafe is vision caleb is tunnel
foreigner – double vision

NEXT MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown

Friend Divorces and You

QUICK HITS
the sound is fucky in the beginning because bobs_and_ravines is so powerful, he took all of caleb’s clear voice. also so powerful, bobs and rafe saw thor four! rafe continues streaming on twitch and it’s awesome! bobs makes meatloaf! caleb has come to the final boss of the TV wifi and boy, did he beat the bastards. caleb is looking forward to watching severence on appleTV. caleb had some amazing baking achievements. and tarnin suggested the offspring for the new music “book club” if you want to join the discord to listen along!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bobs visit; himiko toga
low: little messes

caleb’s high-low
high: TV remedied
low: TV money wasted

HOT HOT TOPICS
– everyone has decided they hate everybody today and it’s actually going quite nicely
– dani is and will always continue to be the best
– remember to follow the ricky bobby strategy for filling out the depression questionaire: if you ain’t first, you’re last!
– can the HHT temporarily be renamed to cold cold topic to make me feel better about the heat
– the most important part of teamwork is making sure you have a team member to point and shout at when you cause problems that need to be cleaned up
– is it still kinky to call someone “master” if he’s actually earned that degree?
– a queen sized bed is big enough for two people, a king is not needed
– meeting up with internet friends is usually not awkward.
– is it EVEN KINKIER to call someone “master” when they actually have that degree.
– is it hot enough for ya?
– whats the best way to ruin a friendship

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – it seemed like a good idea at the time (1975)(https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073181)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5.25/10
SONGS – bad idea
offspring – the worst hangover ever

NEXT MOVIE – tunnel vision (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075357)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is vision caleb is tunnel

Okay

QUICK HITS
caleb catches us up on his family trip with adventures of hide and seek and a lost personal item. rafe and caleb troubleshoot his bullshit smart TV and throat problems. rafe researches the wednesday frog meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes) and could there be a new kink corner in the near future? we’ll see! also come join us on discord for music stuff and movie night! https://discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: family weekend
low: tv bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when playing the card game war, is it standard practice to shuffle after each run through the deck, or to pick up the discard pile as-is and go again?
– frogs
– childhood card games – and what’s the last card game you played?
– old-timey sayings just sound better than new stuff.
– why does the part in super size me, about parents not feeding their kids right, hit so hard?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
caleb 4.4/10
rafe 4.2/10
SONGS – class songs
inspired by swagmonstaflexx! chicago – class

NEXT MOVIE – it seemed like a good idea at the time (1975) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073181)
NEXT SONGS – bad idea

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