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The Wedding Episode

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the wedding happened! it was great! the scientist joins this episode as a special guest, too. we’ve discovered caleb is okay with the podcast being video recorded for youtube. and they also forgot the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth collab. but next time, maybe? back to the wedding! everyone had a great time and everyone agrees to not socialize for another year or two. caleb vague-booked about drama. rafe dropped the ball on being a best man, too. caleb has a new youtube channel to love! but anyway, CONGRATULATIONS TO CALEB AND THE SCIENTIST! NOV 13, 2021 <3 HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wedding
low: calves

caleb’s high-low
high: seeing the scientist at the wedding
low: hangover fallout

the scientist’s high-low
high: seeing caleb at the wedding
low: the hungover debacle

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would everyone in my life stop having traumatic experiences for a few minutes? thanks.
– a kid in my son’s kindergarten class tested covid positive. can I assume it was the parents’ fault and throat punch them as self-defense?
– do you think that willy wonka left charlie the factory so he wouldn’t have to directly deal with the legal actions brought against the company that probably arose from the parents of the other kids who were physically and psychologically abused?
– remember that time at your wedding when the FFR community got dumpstered at connect four by a hustler? still mad. (not actually though)
– how long is too long to wait for seating at a restaurant, and why is is 2 hours?
– how do you stay awake on long drives? how long is a long drive to you?
– what is your favorite trick to play on kids? 52 card pickup? connect 1? tic tac toe and putting things outside the squares? let’s play connect one?
– someone just came in to the office with “I dunno it’s probably just the flu” and now all the anti vaxxers are freaking out. how quickly do I embrace nihilism?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – remember the titans (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.5/10
the scientist 5.5/10
SONGS – remembering

NEXT MOVIE – training day (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139654)
NEXT SONGS – DAY SONGS

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ANARCHY

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a lovely episode in person where they talk about the important things in life, like notebook ownership, handwriting, and eyelashes. there are also some wedding updates, tooth issues, and nerds. rafe is blasting activism through #BlackoutFriday and anarchy, and also begging for a #75hard buddy if you know what I mean. also hertz sucks and rafe and caleb are boycotting them as a car rental service. you should, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: games again
low: hertz sucks

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding prepped
low: tooth decay

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are there so many hot single people in my area, and why must they be so persistent on meeting me?
– I DID THE THING! I put together an adult outfit. Who’s proud of me?
– anime made by a cult, yay or nay?
– what’s the weirdest shit someone has shouted at you
– what is a pizza topping that would end a first date? and I’m talking weird shiz, like gummy bears or pickles. that’s right, relax that gag reflex on your mental journey, it’s gonna get weird
– clarb’s wedding is approaching, and for some reason he and the scientist pick me to pick their first dance somg. I give them exactly 3 choices, and they have to dance through the entire unedited song. what should they choose?
1. “closer” by nine inch nails
2. “big balls” by AC/DC
3. “chocolate rain” by tay zonday
– oh fuck it’s another travel day tomorrow please don’t be turboshit
– does anyone else imagine an actual portal when they say “such-and-such player has entered the transfer portal”? I envision the dude spinning and disappearing into the distance in that doctor who wormhole in the intro.
– when introducing someone to a game series, is it better to start them with one of the strongest titles to get them hooked, or one of the middle-of-the-road titles to calibrate their expectations?
– what is the best gift you ever received for the holidays?
– would doing a pottery class for my anniversary be sexy or gross?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the hurricane (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174856)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – hurricanes

NEXT MOVIE – remember the titans (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945)
NEXT SONGS – remembering fight

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Stick Around for Business Rafe

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caleb bakes everything in his house! hangover pizza party! is rafe getting back into pokemon go? the atlanta braves are world series champions! rafe watched butt boy! we’re gonna watch moonfall in discord when it comes out!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: warhammer blackstone fortress
low: sleep deprived

caleb’s high-low
high: atlanta braves world series
low: the halloween hangover

HOT HOT TOPICS
– since we are discussing sportsball, it just came out that aaron rodgers has covid and is unvaccinated despite him previously proclaiming he was “immunized”. what kind of immunization do you think he got?
– OMG YOU GUYS THERE WAS A STEINS GATE MOVIE I ONLY CRIED A LITTLE 10/10 GREATEST SEQUEL MOVIE.
– how long is long enough to celebrate no-nut november?
– 1 out of 1 fucking doctors agree: lunch is the most optional meal of the day
– what was caleb’s victory yell when the falcons won the cup, and was there celebratory cookies?
– if you could permanently insert your face into a meme, which meme would you choose?
– pole assassin – better strippername or d&d custom class?
– why are monkeys available as pets?
– diablo 4 and overwatch 2 were both delayed beyond 2022. does anyone really care at this point?
– why can’t one be an adult and not have to dress like an adult regardless of occasion?
– shopping for clothes sucks. that is all.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the bone collector (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145681)
caleb 4.8/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – BONE BATTLE
matt maeson – mr. rattlebone

NEXT MOVIE – the hurricane (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174856)
NEXT SONGS – hurricanes

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SPOOKTACULAR 2021

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it’s time for SPOOKTACULAR 2021!!! we got some choice drinking rules from the discord buddies. feel free to drink along with us, in a responsible way, and if you’re of age.
drinking game rules:
– no cussing
– spooky rule
– never have I ever?
– everytime either of you say “umm” or “uhh”
– every time rafe mentions tinder, clarb takes a drink
– every time clarb mentions food, rafe takes a drink
– no saying DUDE

GO WATCH BRAD NEELY THIRTY GODDAMN DICKS https://youtu.be/l7iVsdRbhnc

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: not dead
low: food, too much

caleb’s high-low
high: braves made it to the world series
low: wombo combo annoyances

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is it bad form to eat all the good candy before halloween and leave the garbage for the trick or treaters. Please affirm my poor life choices
– has anyone ever had, or known someone to have, halloween candy with a razor blade in it or is this just some ridiculous conspiracy theory? if just a conspiracy theory, will the republicans claim biden is putting them in all candy this year?
– ITS RELEASE DAY AND IM STUCK AT WORK GOSH FREAKING DANG IT SO DANG DIDDLY INCONFRANKLYVENIENT SEND HELP AND MAYBE A STRAIGHTJACKET. FART.
– what is your favorite spooOOOoooky character from a video game?
– why don’t folks in the parts of the world that envy halloween try to be the change they want to see in the world?
– if you were a kid again, what would you dress as for halloween?
– will we ever see fizzle again or is he lost to the gundams
– will rafe ever play ffr or will her keto diet prevent that from ever happening?
– I’m forgetting how to fake happy. got any pointers?
– if your costume this year was based on your year so far what you be going as for halloween?
– if money were no object, is there a meal you could eat every day for the rest of your life and never tire of it? if so, what is

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
caleb 8/10
rafe 5.75/10
SONGS – falling fight
ben kweller – falling

NEXT MOVIE – the bone collector (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145681)
NEXT SONGS – BONE BATTLE

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