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Only Murders on This Podcast

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caleb’s night out. rafe’s tiling mishap. also rafe’s ice cream mishap. caleb’s flu shot fiasco. wedding songs picked! caleb finished the food lab! assault on precinct 13 and caleb tries metroid dread again. rafe is doing fine. she talks a bit about “only murders in the building” with steve martin, martin short, and selena gomez. and also talks about how so many guys she’s talked to have suddenly gone missing and probably got murdered.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: cancer free probably
low: ghosts

caleb’s high-low
high: target clothing
low: flu shot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the tossed salad is superior to all other forms of salad. if you disagree, what’s the reason you wouldn’t want your salad tossed?
– would you consider a self disarming building alarm a modern convenience?
– what’s the difference between pistachio and fellatio?
– how do you imagine you’d be presented in fanfiction about you?
– while we’re talking about pistachios… what kinds of mustaches are the sexiest? This one obviously of course, but what others?
– how many times do you buy and return a niche tool to the big box store before you actually decide to keep it?
– talking to your ex – bad idea or catastrophically bad idea?
– Bonus hot topic OH MY GOD SEVEN DAYS TO SUPER ROBOT WARS 30 AAAAAAAAA NEW SUPER ROBOT WARS GAME IM SO FUCKIN HYPE PUT IT IN MY EYEBALLS LETS GOOOOOOOOOJFGGZFGCGVHGSXGFJVJFBJ
– hot hot topic: How do I get my son to stop saying the word “douchebag”?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.7/10
SONGS – kidnapping fight
fake tides – kidnap me

NEXT MOVIE – fallen (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119099)
NEXT SONGS – falling fight

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Rafe Drinks Spit

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rafe gushes about bearsun and bowels. it’s an interesting time to be alive.
support bearsun and his journey to raise awareness and support for mental health and autism! https://iambearsun.com
caleb has wedding drama about the rehearsal dinner… again… but other wedding stuff is good!! we also learned about leftover whey: https://www.thespruceeats.com/many-uses-for-whey-1327494
caleb tried metroid dread, and rafe learned about metroid dread.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bearsun
low: gnats

caleb’s high-low
high: furybox & lady furybox
low: wedding pivot

HOT HOT TOPICS
– butts on my mind.
– how did the sauce end up being called? Or if not, why?
– is there a polite way to affirm someone’s nerves can handle playing metroid dread?
– so, you’re solving a murder mystery with the power of delusions. how fast would your new superpower go wrong? so far I accidentally made a demon lord, got my best friend killed, and got myself killed.
– apparently we dodged a bullet with amy adams. y’all hear about this fuckin dear evan hansen movie? apparently it’s a shambling nightmare of a movie.
– are banana chips a fruit? if I have them with my lunch, am I allowed to tell my wife I had fruit in my lunch today?
– FUCK COVID
– how do I snooze on a conference call but cover my ass when I’m asked to speak?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – he got game (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
caleb 6/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – game battle
wayne fontana & the mindbenders – game of love

NEXT MOVIE – the siege (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133952)
NEXT SONGS – kidnapping fight

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Gonna Go Ahead and Push

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remember that time caleb’s cat threw up on the show? and caleb discovered a new fruit called papaw. also twitch got hacked!
https://www.businessinsider.com/major-twitch-hack-breach-leak-source-code-streamer-payments-2021-10

caleb updates us on the wedding work and his bbq sauce and rub names. also weight gain. rafe rants about IT mini fridges, gary’s lovely rub name, dark kerse twitter love, and GO AHEAD AND.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ginger art
low: open mouth, enter foot

caleb’s high-low
high: papaw
low: fast food migraine

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is 10 months an acceptable timeframe to have the rear glass in your vehicle repaired?
– should rice pudding not have raisins, or should it NOT HAVE RAISINS?!?!
– should twitch have raisins or not?
– are you able to pronounce “hot hot topic” and “cool beans” with a stoic expression? try it out!
– if you were a baseball player, what would your “walk-up” song be?
– if capn crunch can have oops! all berries, why can’t raisin bran have oops! all raisins?
– what’s the best way to win over gordon ramsay in a cooking competition and why is it a MURICAN FLAG MADE OUT OF ICING MY COUNTRY TIIIIIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIIIBERTY
– which letter has committed the most war crimes and why is it the letter K?
– is my son’s principal secretly johnny sins? they are both bald and white, and I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
caleb 4/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – wife fight
emery – after the devil beats his wife

NEXT MOVIE – he got game (19998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
NEXT SONGS – game battle

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Not Like Other Girls

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QUICK HITS
caleb has many updates about flowers and wedding stuff, a spice rub challenge, stupid knee bullshit, and caleb walks. rafe gushes a little bit more gencon, dungeons and dragons suitors, the blocking game, and native coming out with at plastic-free deodorant.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: tinder
low: doordash

caleb’s high-low
high: the wedding shit
low: final fantasy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is worse … the “reply all” email chains or the “oops I didn’t mute my headset before talking shit about a coworker while on VTC”
– do people really care about “national” days? yesterday was national drink a beer day, today is national drink coffee day. if people were going to do either of those things, wouldn’t they do it regardless of what thing was being celebrated on any given day?
– what kinds of games do squids play?
– HEY MISTER! LETS PLAY SAAAWWKER! (and other phrases by the creepy children of shenmue)
– I don’t say this lightly but can’t cosby just shut the fuck up and die already?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – courage under fire (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115956)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – courage!
ruel – courage

NEXT MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
NEXT SONGS – wife fight

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