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I’d Rather Eat Cheese

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the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto donuts/chaffles
low: hospital

caleb’s high-low
high: oktoberfest
low: pee everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– we often over-saturate our language with violent themes or words, ie ‘we killed it’ when doing a great job. what are some great alternatives to everyday violent language/phrases?
– should I really stay up late to get work done when I could sleep and be happy but get yelled at the next day?
– where were you and what were you doing when the FEMA emergency test alert went off?
– studies have shown that people tend to believe the hollywood version of forensic science. these preconceptions could cause problems when selected for a jury. innocent people could be wrongly convicted due to jurors’ misconceptions and guilty people could be acquitted for similar reasons.
– pluckers two hottest flavors of wings are homicide and suicide. what is your name for the hottest wing sauce flavor?
– why am I being attacked by zombies? did the 5g vaccines get to everyone? how do I survive this apocalypse?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder
depeche mode – personal jesus

NEXT MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog

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Body Shaming Coins

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the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: rukusan bear cam
low: chest pain

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball 40-40 club
low: the scientist bummer day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– shaving every day for work is a bummer.
– how many inappropriate things have I said to either of you? context: I’m going to rehab in 2 weeks, literally, I may not remember things I’ve said to either of you
– is it finally time we did away with the penny?
– should we get rid of the paper dollar and switch to a one dollar coin?
– looking out for your best interests is peramount. however, it doesn’t hurt to sacrifice for others every once in a while.
– why is everyone still struggling despite such great economic indicators? (hint, its corporate greed)
– if you could.change one thing about your podcast partner, what would it be? be creative!
– what’s a strongly held opinion you have changed?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – change
ben folds five – don’t change your plans

NEXT MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder

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Instant Butt

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alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto strong
low: on call while streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: dizzy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is today not my day? ferris had a day off and it looked amazing. when is weirdos day off?
– miiiight be related. what’s the worst wardrobe issue you’ve had to deal with?
– what am I gonna do for biweekly entertainment when the last gasps of crypto finish their inevitable and hilarious implosion? I just don’t think AI can fill that gap, y’know?
– the amount of training I have to do for this job is ridiculous. why couldn’t I just get an easier job that paid more
– is it wrong to “accidentally” open my car door a little too far when my neighbor parks their car this close?
– the entire situation with unity. they made the slay the spire devs make a public announcement that revealed a new project and it ended with “we have never made a public statement. this is how badly you fucked up”

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – scam
TLC – case of the fake people

NEXT MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
NEXT SONGS – change

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iPhones and Aliens

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cat recovery, gummy bears, atlanta braves, good BBQ at bangin BBQ, and playing world of warcraft! caleb had a great week. rafe’s wasn’t bad, either. but caleb, man. caleb was on a winning streak. also there are aliens in mexico, maybe? also there’s no love for the new iphone.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: family, 58 degrees
low: nailbiter

caleb’s high-low
high: talking heads
low: sleepyboi

HOT HOT TOPICS
– my first credit card was for radio shack, a store that brings back some fond memories. I thought they all went out of business, but I found out recently that there are still radio shack stores in several parts of the US.
– who the fuck thought giving the next iphone raytracing capabilities was a good idea when even my dedicated gpu has issues with it sometimes
– I haven’t streamed regularly on twitch in over a year. I just got a notification that I’m getting a payout this week because I still have subscribers to my channel. getting a bonus $50 is an awesome feeling.
– did video truly kill the radio star?
– all I want to do is sit in my computer chair, and stare blankly at my screen until it’s time to go to bed.
– 37? In a row?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – radio days (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093818)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – radio
regina spektor – on the radio

NEXT MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
NEXT SONGS – scam

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