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Oops All Lows

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HE GOT BLISTERS ON HIS FINGERS! birthday dinner gone wrong! rafe is living the tism life! also there are many lows. hold onto your butts.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: barry has berries
low: nail bite stimming

caleb’s high-low
high: into movies
low: dad wishlist

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would you rather: wait in a doctors office for hours or sit in a meeting telling you five conflicting ways to do something you do daily for your job?
– brush your teeth with ketchup or with mayo?
– what are good ways to create some private space when you have to share a home with people who don’t get out much?
– you ever just say something, without thinking about it? and the repercussions it could have?
– caleb mentioned keeping the swearing in check while his nephew visited. how long can rafe go without swearing?
– boobs or butts?
– what famous quote describes your current reality?
– what’s an uncommon movie or tv scene that you love? think scenes most people won’t remember but you do
– what is your go to midnight snack?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – wargames (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – computer
smash gordon – this is not for your computer speakers

NEXT MOVIE – the cradle will fall (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085376)
NEXT SONGS – youth

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The Makeup Wasn’t Wasted

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caleb is turning into an old man. rafe has great news! you can now buy little creative pieces of her! also the word of the week WILL SURPRISE YOU. DOCTORS HATE IT. caleb celebrates dinner, and friends, and uhh. I don’t know if you could say he celebrates allergy shots, but they definitely happened.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: commission for real
low: bacon blunder

caleb’s high-low
high: friend dinners
low: allergy show reaction

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is the government so messy with everything they do?
– why does the government and mass media think that they can distract multi-generational struggle with goddamn aliens like we arent jaded to anything short of literal world ending events?
– the mega millions jackpot is now at 1.25 billion dollars. what would you do with the money if you won?
– why is it so hard to find how much artificial sweetener something has in it? I shouldn’t need canadian authorities to have my back in letting me see how many milligrams of something that has a body weight-based consumption limit is in what I’m eating.
– have you ever been to a rage room or have you ever considered going to one?
– what contrived circumstances led to the sign at a pond near where ny daughter is going to camp that reads “please do not contribute ducks to our pond”?
– what song do you sing in your car with the greatest amount of energy every time you hear it?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – without a trace (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086593)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 3.75/10
SONGS – disappearing
my chemical romance – this is how I disappear

NEXT MOVIE – wargames (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086567)
NEXT SONGS – computer

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What’s Your Favorite Movie?

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compulsive behaviors, lists, instruments, and baseball cards. there was a lot of talk about MOVIES. what’s your favorite movie? tell us on discord!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ukulele
low: sleep

caleb’s high-low
high: movies movies movies
low: fuckin headsets

HOT HOT TOPICS
– we have seen that rafe is a talented artist. when do we get to see art that caleb creates?
– why on earth—or not-earth—did people expect congress to find out there were aliens in a public hearing on a wednesday morning?
– famously, saying “beetlejuice” three times summons the titular poltergeist. what phrase repeated three times summons you?
– when do you finally retire/throw out clothes and shoes?
– what are some good “going off to college” gifts?
– did I do it right? xD
– why are there so many songs about rainbows and what’s on the other side?
– what is the strangest flavor of ice cream that you would consume? Popcorn, hot sauce?
– which cheese is the best cheese for making mac and cheese?
– if you were no longer a person, but instead were a basket of four secret ingredients on chopped, what would you be?
– what would you make with yourself? (four ingredients)
– if a german shepherd runs your neighborhood without a leash and barks at you and your family, what do you do?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – foolin’ around (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080750/)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe is fool; caleb is around
rufus wainwright – april fools

NEXT MOVIE – without a trace (1983) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086593)
NEXT SONGS – disappearing

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Respect in the Workplace

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there’s a big big big big ball in vegas now. rafe hurt herself, caleb experiences DC, and there’s a big hullabaloo about HR training. also there’s a fun game rafe and caleb will be playing with movies – injecting a sam rockwell character.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: twitch discord area
low: pinky

caleb’s high-low
high: nephew visit
low: on-site training

HOT HOT TOPICS
– are there any podcasts or podcast episodes/arcs that you have listened to over and over? I’ve listened to a couple actual-play podcasts and sometimes go back and listen to their old arcs again.
– when there is a speed limit posted, how close do you stick to that limit? I tend to go 5-10 mph over on regular roads and 10-20 mph over on highways. school zones and work zones are another story: I stick to the posted limits there.
– what hobbies do y’all partake in to rest your eyes?
– what are thoughts that once you have, you can’t do or get out of your mind? like don’t think about your breathing. or don’t stare at the boobs.
– fat weirdo wants food. badly. or: we’ve had a resurgence of activity and interest in the get fit or die trying channel.
– of all the meetings/standup talks you expect to have at work, where does “please flush the toilet when you are done” rank
– the interrobang is a wonderful punctuation mark that doesn’t see a lot of usage or appreciation ‽

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – somewhere in time (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081534)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – time
big audio dynamite II – when the time comes

NEXT MOVIE – foolin’ around (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080750)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is fool; caleb is around

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