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Your Civic Duty

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caleb has a lot going on this week, like a run-in with jury duty AND the dentist (AGAIN). he also regales about a world of warcraft mount and a mother’s day breakfast mishap. rafe hates spring especially hard because of cicadas and also is she the only one who knows what a vein bruise is?

ABSQUATULATE is the word of the week.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: good books
low: cicadas

caleb’s high-low
high: WoW achievement
low: dentist return

HOT HOT TOPICS
– have you ever been a rat? snitched? describe!
– what’s the definition of and limits of “fighting words” and what absurdities could that be taken to
– remember at new years when you asked for headline predictions and I said something like “AI gets slightly better at writing music and everyone loses their shit”? I think I win
– how would you make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich? what kind of bread, cheeses, extra toppings, etc.
– how soon after your spouse starts an affair is too soon to consider looking for a divorce lawyer?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – a civil action (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120633)
caleb 6.4/10
rafe 5/10
SONG – rafe is civil, caleb is action
the clash – know your rights

NEXT MOVIE – happy, texas (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162360)
NEXT SONG – rafe is happy and caleb is texas

A Cheesy Episode

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well, now rafe wants to build a moss garden in her bathroom. also sheepy is the CUTEST GAME please play it and support the sheepy creator! caleb regales about rats and fancy golden cheese in world of warcraft, and also has a couple oof moments this week.

SCURRYFUNGE is the word of the week.

sheepy game ich.io please support the creator: https://mrsuicidesheep.itch.io/sheepy

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: BBQ!
low: hot

caleb’s high-low
high: double d&d
low: double doctor day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– of all the sherlock holmes stories and retellings, which one do you feel best fits the original intent behind the characters? and why is the great mouse detective so good?
– who won the beef, kendrick or drake, and why was it absolutely, undeniably, objectively kendrick?
– metro won that with bbl drizzy ngl
rodent-related hht material, how much does drake look like a cartoon mouse?)
– to create the movie ‘ratatouille’, the filmmakers created over 270 pieces of food in the computer. every food item was prepared and styled in a real kitchen, then photographed for reference and eaten. with that in mind, who’s going to help me research and produce a sequel?
– I never thought it made much sense that splinter could become such a wise and versatile
sensei for the teenage mutant ninja turtles when he learned all he knew from a book.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – secret of NIMH 2 (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171725)
caleb 1.5/10
rafe 2.1/10
SONG – rodents
marshall barer – mighty mouse theme song (here I come to save the DAY)

NEXT MOVIE – a civil action (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120633)
NEXT SONG – rafe is civil, caleb is action

High Praise for Bullet Train

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rafe has some STRONG words about costco’s kirkland cream cheese. and also STRONG words against the bigger cars in american and the stupid loopholes and maybe she hates american policies. vox: why are cars in the US so big?

watch this drew gooden video! it’s almost like drew has been listening to rafe rant ahaha.
https://youtu.be/_S7GU9lDpq8

PSITHURISM is the word of the week. yeah we dunno how to say it.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: telternhaus cookout
low: HEAT

caleb’s high-low
high: macbeth
low: mayo broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– for a star wars day event this weekend in syracuse, someone scheduled william shatner for an appearance.
– what are valid reasons for pings? don’t @ me
– unbeknownst to you, there is a chance that you have saved a life. could be a stranger, could be somone you know, but your being has likely had an impact on another altering their course.
– if you’re having a total shitshow of a day and your mood is somewhere near the bottom of an arby’s dumpster, is there one thing that can turn it around instantly and make you feel like nothing that happened earlier matters anymore? it could be a person, a food, an activity… anything that makes the world go away in an instant, without fail.
– a masked man in nyc ate an entire container of cheeseballs at union square park. he made flyers for it and had a huge audience
– now that the weather is getting nicer, we are in my favorite time of year: yard sale season. do you have any fun or interesting yard sale stories?
– what quote or saying do people often say, but you believe is complete trash? for me it’s ‘it is what it is’. I also hate it when you open up about something, and someone has to give an example of a time a similar bad thing has happened to them. like it’s a competition.

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – pleasantville (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120789)
caleb 7.86/10
rafe 7.75/10
NEXT SONG – songs we find pleasant
rogue wave – eyes

NEXT MOVIE – secret of NIHM 2 (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171725) WITH A SPECIAL FRIDAY MOVIE NIGHT OF THE FIRST ONE!!!
NEXT SONG – rodents

The Meow Meow Kid

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caleb has a meow meow story, and a sad story, and a story about BBQ.

rafe cautions about e. coli in ground beef: https://www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/recalls/nationwide-alert-issued-ground-beef-e-coli/

also how sad is that prison graveyard in mississippi?
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/families-in-disbelief-after-hundreds-of-bodies-found-buried-behind-mississippi-jail

ARMSCYE is the word of the week.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: sosig drawing
low: working in the office

caleb’s high-low
high: series of little highs
low: cook friend passed away

HOT HOT TOPICS
– whiskey: on the rocks? or neat?
– what’s your “why bother?” hill you’ll die on? as in, something you’ll fight for, but it’s so utterly pointless like… why bother?
– favourite house chore? least favourite?
– I am currently in a superposition of both regretting and appreciating the pie currently sitting in my stomach. what was the last thing you ate that inspired quantum emotions?
– what would it take, in this current economic/employment climate, to make you tell your current employer to “take this job and shove it”? what would push you over the line enough? – what career change would have to come available? what amount of money would be enough to be literal “fuck-you money”?
– naps, why do they mess with my sleep schedule so much?
– where is your line between suck it up, buttercup, and I’m just not going
– personal grooming / manscaping… aka keeping things tidy. yay or nay?
– some famous people have epithets attached to their names, like the brave or the wise. what would you like yours to be?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – the con (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119865)
caleb 6.25/10
rafe 6.25/10
SONG – songs that have “con” in them
relient k – I so hate consequences

NEXT MOVIE – pleasantville (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120789)
NEXT SONG – songs we find pleasant

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