rafe hates caleb

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QUICK HITS
dietweeb, the young curmudgeon, tells rafe about his name, his loves, how he got into his hobbies, and about his talk show, cookies and cream. rafe’s hyped on moon knight, ben folds, instacart, and RETURN TO MONKEY ISLAND. seriously, a new monkey island is coming out this year. it’s happening! everyone get HYPED.

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HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ben folds
low: school

diet’s high-low
high: daughter born
low: meth

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sometimes the kindness of strangers means more than you think.
– whats your worst late night food failure? How does it compare to dropping a chefs knife and cutting board on your head at 2 am?
– what if you combine them into DWEEB
– Have you tried the new all weeb diet? We’re really tasty!
– Did you guys know about limnic eruptions, because I didn’t know about them and I found out about them today and how on earth has our species not been murdered by our own planet?
– what do when the last rites are performed and the person receiving them reflexes negatively at the splashing of holy water?
– Why is my sadistic daughter trying to rip off my ear?
– how much time should automating a task save over just doing it manually before its worth it?
– why does my 3 week old hate sleep?
– who are these people buying houses without getting an inspection? how is anyone okay with buying a 30+ yr old house, without knowing if it’s safe, for 50-100k more than the asking price?
– what’s your favourite part of Morbius? Is it “everyone has the power to teleport” or “spending 5 minutes establishing vampire rules only to ignore them immediately afterwards” or “bad guy motivation is he was beat up as a kid this one time”
– if my neighbor walks into my house again without knocking and being invited in is it acceptable to run them over?
– fuck my phone keyboard and fuck autocorrect. also fuck 2010 while I’m at it

FALL IN LOVE

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
NEXT MOVIE – roman j. israel, esq. (2017) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6000478)
rafe 5/10
diet 6.47/10
NEXT SONGS – extreme
extreme – more than words

NEXT MOVIE – the equalizer 2 (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3766354)
NEXT SONGS – part two