Hashtag Chunky Bomb

QUICK HITS
caleb and rafe met at a cougar bar in glen burnie. let’s get angy about auxillary ports and bluetooth. caleb has a fun weekend and also a not-fun work day. he asks the important questions, like slimy, chewy, or chunky? PLEASE HELP US GET #CHUNKYBOMB TRENDING! rafe reads off some foreign language sayings that are cooler than english. and she’s super concerned about dna modification being pushed as non-GMO? https://www.technologyreview.com/2017/12/19/146805/these-are-not-your-fathers-gmos/

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: yu yu hakusho
low: weight gain

caleb’s high-low
high: frederick festivities
low: going into work

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if we could trust everyone to be good people, we wouldn’t need security jobs. (police, cyber security, mall cops, &c)
– why does this one person at work keep posting dumb boomer memes in our department’s slack channel?
– who are people more likely to follow in the work place, subject matter experts or someone who has a way with words?
– I’ve been feeling like a run over sponge for a few weeks now, how do I stop being so exhausted all the time
– kesha or ke$ha?
– is it the heat, or the humidity?
– florida: no, or HELL no?
– humid or dry.
– len the plumber fucked with the wrong family when he tries to scam my mother for 8 thousand dollars. no question or comments needed, just a statement of fact
– last night I was once again reminded that, despite all the bullshit in my life, I have one thing so amazing that it makes me the luckiest girl in the world because I have it. what is one thing you have that makes you feel lucky?
– how fucking cool is this poster:
– we’ve already got highs and lows for the podcast. what is your medium for this week?
– do you believe in ghosts?
– what’s the best way to beg someone above you to please do their job so you can do yours? assume boss above them considers them blameless golden children and you the scapegoat for the work never getting done regardless of any reality presented.
– when trying to hang out with someone who has a busy personal life, what’s the best tactic you can think of to make them drop everything and focus on what’s really important ie “my total lack of any friends or personal life”? and why is it “loudly complaining about other people having personal lives and obligations”?
– what are your feelings on ultimate ownership? And holding yourself accountable for the actions of others?

CHRIS FARLEY
NEXT MOVIE – tommy boy (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114694)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8.75/10
NEXT SONGS – sales
reel big fish – sellout

NEXT MOVIE – black sheep (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115697)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is black, caleb is sheep

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