Gang Gang

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caleb has vacation brain because of williamsburg! rafe has a word of the week, again, as is tradition. caleb struggles with routine and rafe revels in the chaos. rafe is obsessed with ron desantis allegedly wearing heels. see for yourself:
https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1711482216272801851
https://youtu.be/qv1Bd_FEK0Q?t=40

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ron desantis
low: hamas slaughter

caleb’s high-low
high: vacation
low: sugar rush and crash

HOT HOT TOPICS
– fighting link’s shadow as the final boss at the end of adventure of link for the nes was brutally wonderful end to the game.
– why does the shadow wizard money gang love casting spells? lul
– is “gang gang” a fun slang term you can use to agree with someone, or is it actually the united nations of gangs?
– donuts are my weakness when it comes to breaking my diet. what food is your weakness and what do you do to try to keep away from it?
– not a day goes by where I am not baffled by people’s stupidity. should I be lowering my expectations for fellow humans?
– speaking from a lore perspective, is the immense amount of fog in the town of silent hill because creepy town/underground mine fire/whatever else? or did someone just decide to rip a fat vape?
– brain fog sucks, am I right?
– if you founded a cult, what weird thing would your followers do to identify themselves? and no, caleb, it can’t be wear white, smoke and not talk
– what would your shadow do if it had a day off from following you?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog
pat benetar – shadows of the night

NEXT MOVIE – in the line of duty: siege at marion (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104500)
NEXT SONG – we’re doing lines

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I’d Rather Eat Cheese

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the dolphins ARE DYING. people actually believe a conspiracy theory about zombies?! caleb made some awesome indian rice with tomatoes. please, for the love of your body, get a general practitioner for your goddamn health.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto donuts/chaffles
low: hospital

caleb’s high-low
high: oktoberfest
low: pee everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– we often over-saturate our language with violent themes or words, ie ‘we killed it’ when doing a great job. what are some great alternatives to everyday violent language/phrases?
– should I really stay up late to get work done when I could sleep and be happy but get yelled at the next day?
– where were you and what were you doing when the FEMA emergency test alert went off?
– studies have shown that people tend to believe the hollywood version of forensic science. these preconceptions could cause problems when selected for a jury. innocent people could be wrongly convicted due to jurors’ misconceptions and guilty people could be acquitted for similar reasons.
– pluckers two hottest flavors of wings are homicide and suicide. what is your name for the hottest wing sauce flavor?
– why am I being attacked by zombies? did the 5g vaccines get to everyone? how do I survive this apocalypse?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
caleb 4/10
rafe 4/10
SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder
depeche mode – personal jesus

NEXT MOVIE – shadows & fog (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105378)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is shadows and caleb is fog

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Body Shaming Coins

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the perfect productivity app doesn’t exist. $1.6bil mega millions was claimed in florida. bob menendez (NJ senator democrat) accepted bribes from egypt an blocked passing of a law that would have strengthened regulations of foreign influence/lobbying in DC. what a piece of shit. but at least there are BEAR CAMS. https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/river-watch-brown-bear-salmon-cams

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: rukusan bear cam
low: chest pain

caleb’s high-low
high: baseball 40-40 club
low: the scientist bummer day

HOT HOT TOPICS
– shaving every day for work is a bummer.
– how many inappropriate things have I said to either of you? context: I’m going to rehab in 2 weeks, literally, I may not remember things I’ve said to either of you
– is it finally time we did away with the penny?
– should we get rid of the paper dollar and switch to a one dollar coin?
– looking out for your best interests is peramount. however, it doesn’t hurt to sacrifice for others every once in a while.
– why is everyone still struggling despite such great economic indicators? (hint, its corporate greed)
– if you could.change one thing about your podcast partner, what would it be? be creative!
– what’s a strongly held opinion you have changed?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – change
ben folds five – don’t change your plans

NEXT MOVIE – homicide (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102048)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is religion and caleb is murder

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Instant Butt

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QUICK HITS
alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto strong
low: on call while streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: dizzy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is today not my day? ferris had a day off and it looked amazing. when is weirdos day off?
– miiiight be related. what’s the worst wardrobe issue you’ve had to deal with?
– what am I gonna do for biweekly entertainment when the last gasps of crypto finish their inevitable and hilarious implosion? I just don’t think AI can fill that gap, y’know?
– the amount of training I have to do for this job is ridiculous. why couldn’t I just get an easier job that paid more
– is it wrong to “accidentally” open my car door a little too far when my neighbor parks their car this close?
– the entire situation with unity. they made the slay the spire devs make a public announcement that revealed a new project and it ended with “we have never made a public statement. this is how badly you fucked up”

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – scam
TLC – case of the fake people

NEXT MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
NEXT SONGS – change

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