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Statement Pants

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QUICK HITS
caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store.

caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy randomizer show!! and fuckin chinos, man.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: spirit city: lofi sessions
low: turbo tax UGH

caleb’s high-low
high: home stuff
low: airpod amazon theft

HOT HOT TOPICS
– there hasn’t been a lot going on in get-fit-or-die-trying and I hope people are staying healthy.
– have you ever thought you were average or below average at something only to find out you’re actually well above the norm and were just utterly oblivious?
– would you work an extra hour a day if you were allowed a 2 hour nap during the work day, where no one can disturb you?
– what is the worst accommodation you’ve ever stayed in temporarily or while traveling? last weekend I stayed in an airbnb I’m convinced was incredibly haunted with the ghost of orgies past. on account of the amount of cuck chairs in each bedroom.
– belt loops! because of my weight loss, I’ve had to buy a bunch of new clothes. pants only have five belt loops now as opposed to seven or eight. it is different and difficult to get used to when putting on a belt.

WILLIAM H. MACY
NEXT MOVIE – jerry and tom (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120867)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
NEXT SONG – rafe is tom and caleb is jerry
catatonia and space – the ballad of tom jones

NEXT MOVIE – the con (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119865)
NEXT SONG – songs that have “con” in them

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Everything is Marvelous

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caleb saw everything everywhere all at once and he insists rafe watches it. SPOILERS for ETERNALS 11:00-15:00 minutes. caleb finished “the baking bible” and the entire works of rush. rafe has issues with 75hard blah, her back, airfryer issues, neverending headset hunting, and amazon refusing to deliver to her door.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: breakfast and toast gifs
low: everything is breaking

caleb’s high-low
high: everything everywhere all at once
low: cutting himself

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you could change just one single solitary thing about your life, with the knowledge you have now, what would it be?
– why does my body hate me so much?
– if the greenhouse is abandoned, and it’s raining but not thundering, and I’m the one wearing the victorian dress, is it still sexy time?
– I’m 2,525 miles away from where I need to be and I’m listening to music to try and make me less mad/sad about it. what’s your go to music when you’re trying to unfuck your mood?
– if you tell work that you are getting your bathrooms renovated and due to the noise cant work, but in reality you havent heard nor seen any contractors how long do you wait before you blow a gasket in your mind?
– what do you tell your job when they do finally come in and make enough noise to rouse the dead?
– why in the world would someone make a device that plugs into a usbc for power? why isnt it straight up USB? why do i have to now buy a charging block that accepts this weird connector after just spending 30 bucks on the charger
– when eating the rich, how best should you season the bastards?
– how much foreplay is expected before lovingly pressing your bumper into someone else’s bumper? (note, my car wasn’t involved, I just watched it happen in the parking garage today)
– if you have 4 hours to complete a task, how long can you sleep with 20 people waiting for you to finish?
– since we started the discussion on sunday ( you slackers missed it!) who is the best and worst 90s SNL alum in film? film career only
– someone’s entire online life could be a lie, and you might never find out. how does that make you feel?
– what does privacy mean to you? is it letting the government survey you in the guise of “national security” or is it the government telling a woman what they can and can’t do with their bodies?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105793)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – world

NEXT MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
NEXT SONGS – head

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Smart Home, Dumb Cancer (feat. Furybox)

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well well well, look who came crawling back…. it’s rafe. rafe came crawling back to josh, the illustrious furybox, because she really wanted him as a guest on the show. and it was a GREAT SUCCESS. technology gab, random thoughts on work, and of course, falling in love all over again. plus plenty of berating and yelling.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: kollin walk
low: broken eyeball

josh’s high-low
high: salary
low: canada

HOT HOT TOPICS
– does anyone else ever feel bad for february? it’s short, its days are short, and it just feels like the only days anyone cares about are the halfway point and when it’s finally over.
– it has been 2 days since I installed GIMP on my work laptop for a work task. when should I expect the next horseman of the work apocalypse and what will it look like?
– why did my boss think it was a good idea to have the trucks power washed when a- there’s still salt on the roads and b- it has been well below zero (seriously, a- the parking lot was a skate rink, b- the power washer got water into all the nooks and crannies then froze. we had to beat the doors with hammers to get them open)
– show me your wordle
– would you still like to see my balls?
– what’s the bigger missed opportunity, a body wash from the head and shoulders maker called knees and toes or a hooters food delivery service called knockers?
– so many bands and groups are returning to perform concerts in person. in an ideal, COVID-free world, what is the lineup for your dream concert?
– if you could participate in your favorite game show (past or present) that you knew you could win, what would it be?
– you get to nominate your own celebrity supreme court – who’s on it?
– it’s 2022, you are a major nationwide fast food chain, how the fuck does your entire card system go down? cash or online orders being the only option is dumb as fuck
– when’s the last time YOU threatened to talk to the manager of the DEA?
(they’re also going to write a sternly worded letter to their congressman about our insistence on following regulations)
– what’s your go-to item to eat in a hospital cafeteria?

FALL IN LOVE

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the taking of pelham 123 (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1111422)
josh 2/10
rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – 123 songs
len barry – 1-2-3

NEXT MOVIE – the book of eli (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705)
NEXT SONGS – sacred songs

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Hamilton!

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a special episode for HAMILTON!!! thanks to the marvels of modern technology, it’s time to party with caleb, rafe, and furybox! of course things start off with alcohol. they catch up on rafe visiting and what’s been going on in everyone’s lives and fantasize about making movies better. there’s a bit of christmas. how timely! they do high-low times three. rafe did get to see some beautiful scenery on the drive to maryland by accident, in addison, PA by youghiyoughiogheny river lake. there’s some sex impressions and then josh does his high-low about the show and weather. caleb’s high-low involved cheese sauce and (fingers crossed!) a really good job interview. they briefly touch on libraries and the amazon protesting during prime day. rafe did her best to stay out of it but came across some excellent choices like occult cloaks and gypsy skirts. some TV shows come up and rafe gushes (again) about the outpost with jake stormoen. she really wants everyone to watch it, for realsies. she gives a quick synopsis without spoiling much. rafe broke keto and shares her experiences, which spawns a convo about health concerns. what a fuckin’ downer haha. since this is a special episode, the three of them talk about their experiences with hamilton (DC production). they did their three favorite songs from hamilton, too! next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, 16 blocks (2006) and over the hedge (2006). caleb will be doing songs about walls and rafe will do streets. don’t forget to BLOW AWAY THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded July 24, 2018

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