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I’m an Optimist

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QUICK HITS
rafe is having masking issues. caleb has to see artery blood everywhere. caleb had to go full full corporate and missed out on his cereal. caleb is getting things done! BREAD IS COMING. caleb is going strong on #75hard. music albums are moving fast. there’s some d&d stuff, and more hyping up of midnight mass.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: thunderstorm
low: people in my goddamn fucking personal space

caleb’s high-low
high: getting it done!
low: being in the office

HOT HOT TOPICS
– difficult people are usually some of the most intelligent.
– how do you ingest your holy stories?
– can you grill a pie, if so… which pie would you grill
– industrial sized fans are called ‘big ass fans’. would you have been more creative with the name?
– dani is the best
– given that dani is the best per above and she doesn’t sleep, can we turn her into a perpetual motion machine?
– private health insurance is the worst and should be abolished.
– late-stage capitalism: broken as hell, or HOLY SHIT FUCK, WE’RE ALL SCREWED?
– would you rather be known as a funny person but never taken seriously, or be known as a serious person who is never seen as having a sense of humor?
– using letter grade A-E how well would you score adulting if you are spreading peanut butter on your sandwich with a spoon
– re dani is the best – fizzle is wrong, he is the best.
– pre-teens are the worst.
– how long do you do a job before just leaving and not telling anyone? note that this job requires supervision of minors.

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – world
five iron frenzy – my evil plan to save the world

NEXT MOVIE – airheads (1994) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109068)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is air; caleb is head

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Is This the End of the Podcast?

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QUICK HITS
we need to bring back “huge god dammit.” also is this the end of the podcast?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: city of heroes
low: eat all the things

caleb’s high-low
high: parents
low: sourdough bread

HOT HOT TOPICS
– favorite guest over the past 4 months
– when is the price of lumber going to go down?
– what’s the best way to tell a 5 year old to shut the fuck up?
– what was your most memorable (summer or other) vacation?
– why does my wife always want to play dr mario when all it does is make her mad at me
– is it weird to have a birthday party and/or cake for your car?
– if the A/C stops working and the office takes 3 days to send someone to check it out, can I teabag my landlord?
– if we have bummer summer, what a tag for winter would be?
– is waffle wouse or denny’s the better venue for your crew to throw down with your rivals?
– where is the line between cake, ice cream, and ice cream cake?
– how many injuries should I have at work before finding a new profession
– most influential book you all have ever read and why
– do you think phoebe cates is remembered by more people for her work in gremlins, drop dead fred or the fast times pool scene?
– have you ever had to cheer someone else up and realized you needed to hear the same things you were saying to them?
– over/under on my bonus stream run taking less than 5 hours
– what point in the day do you just say “fuck it, I’m not getting anything accomplished” and go back to playing games?
– what should I do to celebrate catching up on the podcast?
– who does rafe hate when caleb is unavailable? does she just hate him in absentia? or does the rage get distributed?
– best episode of parking lot wars?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – cry freedom (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092804)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is crying and caleb is freedom
deep forest – freedom cry

NEXT MOVIE – for queen & country (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097373)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is queen and caleb is country

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Penis Paralysis

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QUICK HITS
rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete
BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m shitting or pissing. it’s crazy. good times is what I say.”
caleb also had a busy week, with konmari tidying up, floor planning, finishing his first anime, kid talk, wedding prep, and sourdough bread. joss whedon and rush limbaugh also get poked a bit.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: orgasms, mostly. also keto.
low: trying to decide a future

caleb’s high-low
high: vaccine shots, the future
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– speed running is all fun and good but why when I climax in a record time and stop the timer my partner is irritated with me? a new personal best should be celebrated no?
– when can we start getting vehicle designs inspired by anime and can we start with the steam powered trike made out of a boat with backup gas engine for turbo boosts.
– kaldaka’s secret hot hot topics: so poop what’s the deal with it I mean I know poo is also bad but :poop: is fine even though I have to type poop to bring it up. this may have been covered in a past podcast but ain’t nobody got time for that. sooo what’s the deal rafe? why does it grind your gears?
– will the snow stop?
– there should be no hot topics this week in the interest of conserving what little warmth we have available, be it physical or metaphorical
– would you ever go to a seattle sounders soccer game and hold up a sign declaring your love for sounding?
– if you call in to cancel your phone service, would you rather the rep cancel your service immediately or try their hardest to keep you?
– if rafe hates caleb, what does caleb hate? and would rafe hate it as well?
– cold, cold topic: why did rafe let all the cold weather get past her and end up in texas? I didn’t want 18″ of snow. it’s yours, take it back!
– favorite activities for no power, no water, cold outside. no other humans involved. asking for a meat popsicle.
– is a shower in ice water ever worth it?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – steel fight
galantis – steel

NEXT MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
NEXT SONGS – her songs

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