Tag Archive for capitalism

Panic at the Capitalism

QUICK HITS
why would we focus on the asange drama when rafe has been going on an eggs benedict tour?!?! and also they would rather complain about capitalism. happy times. enjoy!

also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: time off/ eggs benedict tour
low: earth’s fever

calab’s high-low
high: d&d saturday game
low: thumb

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what day was it actually that the teddie bears had their picnic?
– would a bunch of teddie bears having a picnic cause mass panic depending on what day they held their picnic
– banks and other establishments that handle large sums of cash have panic buttons. have you ever witnessed the silent alarm going off somewhere because the panic button was pressed?
– are girls going on the picnic with the bears? 😂
– will yogi bear be able to steal the picnic basket from the panicking teddy bears and girls on the picnic?
– what sort of panic actually happen at the disco? was it widespread? human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria? or was it more subdued?
– what’s your go-to food when you are panicking and short on time?
– which genre is better for being in a hurry to get things done and staying hype: eurobeat or speed metal?
– have you ever been successful at rhythm games (PaRappaTheRapper, Dance Dance Revolution, Guitar Hero, etc.) when they were played at the highest difficulty, or were you more likely to panic and lose?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – panic (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0194218)
caleb 3.5/10
rafe 4/10
SONG – panic at the disco
don’t threaten me with a good time (death of a bachelor)

NEXT MOVIE – JURASSIC PARK 3 AFTER WEEK OFF (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163025)
NEXT SONG – dinosaurs

The Joys of Capitalism

QUICK HITS
we watched cocaine bear! no spoilers. rafe’s stomach sucks! exclamation point! caleb did so many good things outside for his house.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: BEARS and GAMES that twitch life
low: internal organs are the worst

caleb’s high-low
high: neighborly stuff
low: chemical spill in bristol

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if a business is going to require an employee to work in the office for a job that could be completed at home that business should be required to pay for the length of that employees commute
– congratulations, your company is getting a new ceo! bonus—you personally get to pick the ceo! but there is a catch. the only two available candidates are jeff bezos and elon musk. who gets the job?
– I have no intention of borrowing a metal detector from the library across the street, but should I be this pleased that it’s an option?
– whats the bet that the manager will get back with me and see about trying to keep me there?
– a straight married man bought me lunch today. is he hitting on me?
– does wine pair well with pizza?
– what animal would say the nicest things if it could talk?
– what’s something that would improve if you could change its color?
– knock knock jokes, and why they should go away for good.
– how do I calmly ask the HHT deadline to go fuck itself?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – the rocket boy (last 1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0170513)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – caleb is rockets rafe is boys
beastie boys – slow and low

NEXT MOVIE – masters of menace (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100119)
NEXT SONGS – menacing