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Allergic to People

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caleb made cake, had a party, and fixed some broken shit! rafe is stressed about covid! one of caleb’s cats tries to get involved in the conversation, and why not? also poptarts! and how does minimum wage from 1991 translate to today’s money?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: the demon
low: work meeting

caleb’s high-low
high: game night
low: scientist allergies

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what is one thing in the past you know someone born long after you doesn’t understand that you wish was around/still a thing today?
– is the rain-soaked, neon-lit roof of a parking garage better than a low cliff misted with salt spray at dawn for a fateful confrontation?
– tummy touches and crotch bumps should be a more common way to greet someone you know.
– smiley fries are better than dino nuggies. that’s my hot take
– pickles have no right to be as good as they are. you can choose sweet or spicy and they are also low in calories.
– one can never have too many memes.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – career opportunities (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101545)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – minimum wage job
they might be giants – minimum wage

NEXT MOVIE – only the lonely (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
NEXT SONGS – lonely songs

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Okay

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caleb catches us up on his family trip with adventures of hide and seek and a lost personal item. rafe and caleb troubleshoot his bullshit smart TV and throat problems. rafe researches the wednesday frog meme (https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes) and could there be a new kink corner in the near future? we’ll see! also come join us on discord for music stuff and movie night! https://discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: monkey island
low: covid

caleb’s high-low
high: family weekend
low: tv bullshit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when playing the card game war, is it standard practice to shuffle after each run through the deck, or to pick up the discard pile as-is and go again?
– frogs
– childhood card games – and what’s the last card game you played?
– old-timey sayings just sound better than new stuff.
– why does the part in super size me, about parents not feeding their kids right, hit so hard?

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
caleb 4.4/10
rafe 4.2/10
SONGS – class songs
inspired by swagmonstaflexx! chicago – class

NEXT MOVIE – it seemed like a good idea at the time (1975) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073181)
NEXT SONGS – bad idea

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Professional Fluffer Tea Tips

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the long-awaited return of the man himself! rafe is still learning to be a hedge witch, still obsessed with lost ark , but why does her butler look like a hooker? lent starts! time to restrict yourselves for jesus! caleb has started ff mystic quest randomizer made by wildham. go to their website ffmqrando.net and play! new dog? antiwork? so much tea.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: bagpipes
low: brutus got covid

caleb’s high-low
high: drunk music videos
low: pokemon evolution

HOT HOT TOPICS
– will this fucking guy in my work meeting listen to the words coming out of my mouth?
– throw me somethin’, mister?
– how long should I spend trying to git gud my way through a boss fight before I accept that margit the fell omen is a punk ass bitch and I need to go do other shit like “not dying repeatedly”
– how many official work complaints does it take to get to the centre of the “you’re fired for being a workplace impediment” tootsie pop?
– you brought home a gold medal from a newly added olympic sport – what’s the sport?
– what food do you feel is underrated and needs more appreciation?
– a stomach bug should not make you want to die all day. when you stand you just throw up. why is that? am I going to die, for real?
– who is this new voice on the podcast and why does he sound familiar?
– how much lead time should you get before running a class on something you are not trained in?
– how long after work ends do you stop doing work shit? bonus points for negative numbers.
– suppose that I have no intentions of racing FFR at a given time. would it be wrong to ping people to race and then back out as soon as at least two others join?
– with weird al choosing daniel radcliffe to portray him in his upcoming autobiographical film…the real HHT is who would be your actor/actress of choice for the inevitable RaHaCa biopic?
– 99% sure I have covid again (hopefully getting tested tomorrow to find out). if so, what “super power” do you think I’ll acquire this time?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – flight (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1907668)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – flying songs

NEXT MOVIE – 2 guns (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272878)
NEXT SONGS – 2 “blank” songs

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Everything Else is Bullshit (feat. Dani)

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rafe is so hyped to have the lovely and talented dani on the show this time! not so hyped about bullies in middle school, though. but how about that tonga volcano like wtf?!? rafe continues to try playing brawlhalla, the world got super dumb again, and hot hot topics are now rated with stars. get ready – discord EVENT PLANNING is coming to movie night!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: work plants
low: games should be FUN

dani’s high-low
high: great convo
low: covid, you bastard

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which crime is this discord most likely to be used as evidence in and why did rafe commit it?
– who else disappointed that that damn asteroid missed earth? #fu22
– so microsoft is slowly aquiring all the buisnesses like disney now. what are the thoughts about them buying blizzard/activision? will this improve conditions there? will the demon bobby kotik finally be ousted
– I forgot everything this morning. how do I not forget things I don’t remember because I forgot?
– do you feel that the release of dnd “5.5” in 2024 will bring more players in or push out players who came in through 5e? and what are your thoughts on the lore changes that seem to be happening?
– what’s worse. slow drivers in the left lane or asshole drivers on the rest of the road?
– gary where are you?!
– why the fuck is there an extended version of a movie that’s already 2hr 37mins?
– can my children go on welfare so I don’t have to pay for their shit anymore?
– what is the best disney animated movie and why is it emperor’s new groove?
– all body parts are now referred to as the lumbar spine. update documentation accordingly.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
dani 6.25/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – drugs!
tove lo – habits (stay high)

NEXT MOVIE – the great debaters () ()
NEXT SONGS – college

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