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Work is Too Worky (feat. Lucas)

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QUICK HITS
is rafe slacking on her witch duties? is lucas moving to thailand!!!? is job too jobby?!?!?!? WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT TOGETHER.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: maybe a boy, maybe a tire

lucas’ high-low
high: weight bet & hockey
low: hamster wheel

HOT HOT TOPICS
– if you think I should I do what the meme says today, give me a HELL YEAH! (today is 3:16; drink beer. give stunners)
– is it ever a bad time to raise hot hot topics?
– would posting this sign at my desk be “creating a hostile work environment”? (warning: to avoid serious injury, don’t tell me how to do my job!)
– at what hour does overtime flip from ugh to LOL WHEEE
– WHY DID ALL OF MY SHIT CHOOSE THE WEEK WE HAVE UNEXPECTED FAMILY STAYING TO BREAK
– dani is awesome
– today is day 6 straight of eating ice cream for lunch, what’s the longest you have eaten the same thing day after day?
– have you ever tried to be subtle about something and the other person broadcast it for everyone? what’s your most embarrassing moment like that?
– how do I make it to 245?
– how do y’all feel about the NL DH?
– is alex anthopoulos’s brain really this big? RIP freddie freeman. hello matt olson and his 8yr deal
– should you look up information before yelling at a nice old lady and making her cry or just go ham and very poorly cover your tracks after the fact? also does being on 30 day probation affect your decision making on this
– is watching your kids while you have gastrointestinal issues a bad vacation or the worst vacation?
– has spring sprung?
– is cottage cheese a liquid or a solid
– it has been zero days since our office was subpoenaed for a murder trial
– today we’re having ice cream for dinner (edited to add the appetizer: mini frosted donuts) – what are you eating for dinner?
– fizzle is awesome
– (GOLD STAR) what seasonal or limited time food item do you look forward to most? (think oreo flavors, holiday snacks, etc.)
– zodiac fortunes shape some people’s day. what would a zodiac sign based on your personality look like or act like? bonus points for a cool name.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the equalizer (2014) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455944)
rafe 5/10
lucas 7/10
SONGS – equal songs

NEXT MOVIE – the magnificent seven (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435)
NEXT SONGS – seven

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Everything Else is Bullshit (feat. Dani)

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rafe is so hyped to have the lovely and talented dani on the show this time! not so hyped about bullies in middle school, though. but how about that tonga volcano like wtf?!? rafe continues to try playing brawlhalla, the world got super dumb again, and hot hot topics are now rated with stars. get ready – discord EVENT PLANNING is coming to movie night!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: work plants
low: games should be FUN

dani’s high-low
high: great convo
low: covid, you bastard

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which crime is this discord most likely to be used as evidence in and why did rafe commit it?
– who else disappointed that that damn asteroid missed earth? #fu22
– so microsoft is slowly aquiring all the buisnesses like disney now. what are the thoughts about them buying blizzard/activision? will this improve conditions there? will the demon bobby kotik finally be ousted
– I forgot everything this morning. how do I not forget things I don’t remember because I forgot?
– do you feel that the release of dnd “5.5” in 2024 will bring more players in or push out players who came in through 5e? and what are your thoughts on the lore changes that seem to be happening?
– what’s worse. slow drivers in the left lane or asshole drivers on the rest of the road?
– gary where are you?!
– why the fuck is there an extended version of a movie that’s already 2hr 37mins?
– can my children go on welfare so I don’t have to pay for their shit anymore?
– what is the best disney animated movie and why is it emperor’s new groove?
– all body parts are now referred to as the lumbar spine. update documentation accordingly.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – american gangster (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765429)
dani 6.25/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – drugs!
tove lo – habits (stay high)

NEXT MOVIE – the great debaters () ()
NEXT SONGS – college

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Psychotically Responsible

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caleb’s doing great things with watchmen and wandavision, rafe isn’t getting sleep, and both of them have food stuff (caleb’s is happy and rafe’s is not). caleb has bed updates, a newly-discovered artist, kate tempest, and progress on tidying up. rafe has been swearing more and loves the discord gang. also there were kinks with the letter N – guess how many rafe supports?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lookin’ gooooooood
low: boy drama

caleb’s high-low
high: new bed and buns
low: brain fog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is latin a dead language when we have such great names as biggus dickus?
– why did exercise make me sick
– why don’t we write as many sonnets as we used to?
– what percentage of world of warcraft main characters have violated UN human rights conventions?
– what is the best “bad for you” food out there.
– what is tim curry’s best role?
– what is your most favorite gary oldman film?
– what is amy adams’s worst role?
– give me a latin name because I’m lame and couldn’t think of one.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
caleb 7/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – hustle songs
blackbear – hustler

NEXT MOVIE – big eyes (2014) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1126590)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is big, caleb is eyes

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Rafe, Interrupted

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rafe tests out voices for ragnarok because she cares too much about what people think. dani has the best taste in gummies. thank you to everyone for coming to the movie on the discord! rafe talks a lot about reddit port. caleb tries to reign in rafe and her ego but it doesn’t work very well.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: butts and pronebone
low: tinder and overworked

caleb’s high-low
high: scientist’s birthday
low: no sleep

HOT HOT TOPICS
– a mouse is eating my bread. do I humanely catch and release it or do I take joy in murdering it as I exact my revenge
– do peanut butter sandwiches need a second ingredient?
– why is it so damn hot, can we declare war on the sun and nuke it from orbit yet?
– is a boat a water truck
– follow up question: how submerged does a truck have to be before it becomes a submarine
– why does anything have to do with the price of cheese in china
– you gotta talk about cake
– why does sonic have the best ice? what makes ice the best ice?
– what object is least likely to survive the trip home from the store?
– why doesn’t panda express serve panda?
– why doesn’t panda express serve food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – drop dead gorgeous (1990) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157503)
caleb 10/10
rafe 10/10
SONGS – amer – I CAN
kaiser chiefs – I can do it without you

NEXT MOVIE – psycho beach party (2000) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206226
NEXT SONGS – my psycho beach party

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