Tag Archive for dragon warrior randomizer

Rafe’s Busted Guts

QUICK HITS
bookcase! running! messing up rafe’s guts? go on…

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lashes is back!
low: building stress

caleb’s high-low
high: 5k
low: randomizer forfeit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what do you do if your significant other turns out to be an AI?
– how many pairs of underwear are ideal for spacing out loads solely for washing underwear?
– what’s more oppressive: your co-workers ignoring your teenager grade tantrums or your boss ignoring your obvious, vocal crush on him?
– ever have a teacher you wanted to bang?
– why shouldn’t I nut on my neighbors fence to establish dominance?
– what should I prioritize in my satisfactory playthrough as my next problem to solve: making like a FUCKLOAD of rubber (to enable production of hand-thrown nukes), particle accelerators that may or may not work and may or may not clean up all this radioactive waste I had no part in making, or the fluids express

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – lost and found (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079486)
caleb 3/10
rafe 3.25/10
SONGS – lost
seven lions – every time (feat. so below)
“we’ll find our way back every time”

NEXT MOVIE – 1941 (1979) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078723)
NEXT SONGS – 1941 songs

Our Customer Journey

QUICK HITS
dragon warrior randomizer, peaches, food review, bachelor party planning, bummer summer, everything is on fire! and final fantasy randomizer, and so many

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto
low: heat

caleb’s high-low
high: white shirt party
low: party food

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is fizzle this universes comic book guy, but gundam
– is there a song or a sound or a smell that reminds you of something embarrassing or unpleasant? example when I was a kid I was on the third stage of castlevania. and with no rhyme or reason my brother vomited all over my bare leg.
– how many passes did it take before you read this headline correctly?
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131
– why are republicans?
– why are blue flames hotter than red flames?
– what’s the best buzzword bukkake you can come up with that means literally nothing
– is punching a doctor bad? what if their dumb fuck ass deserves it for being an oblivious shitbag?
– is shitting my pants in rage a constructive way to confront the fact that I’m working through lunch today because it’s coming
– should I be allowed to yell about people at fizzle’s place of employment? and why do you agree that the answer is yes?
– where in the phrase “yes you stupid fucking shithead” do insert the word “doctor” to maintain professionalism

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – much ado about nothing (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107616)
caleb 7.75/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – nothing battle

NEXT MOVIE – the pelican brief (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107798)
NEXT SONGS – BIRD SONGS