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Manual Manipulation

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dengwoo is excited and also crying. co-op tournament going on with final fantasy randomizer so here we go again! hospital talk, hotel talk, tracking REAL races! speed gaming live may be in the future. https://sglive.speedgaming.org and go support our boy dengwoo on twitch! https://www.twitch.tv/dengwoo
we also learn about sexual behavior and the qake (cake) spell and what kind of cake is deng’s favorite. we also coach rafe on how to get more followers using a dildo. and also find a new word for runners #joggies

HIGH LOWS
deng’s high-low
high: part owner of company
low: gym lapse

rafe’s high-low
high: bobs gencon surprise
low: hoggle work death wombo combo

caleb’s high-low
high: buddy birthday
low: funk

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sexual/romantic teasing is a form of manipulation
– what surprising thing will turn up at trump’s residence at mar-a-lago that really shouldn’t be surprising at all? my guess: a gold-plated statue of a large penis labeled “the trump card” that is actually a replica of ron jeremy’s.
– hello deng
– what is the best kind of donut and why is it cake donut
– post-con depression is real
– cake?
– we know you are the QAKE boss (except against that one guy in ST), but are you also a CAKE boss? is it a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake?
– (image)
– woo and wheels is an amazing combo. what are your favorite combos of 1) people and 2) not people
– spooling urrors r kuhl.
– some people will surprise you with how hard they work.
– idk if anything could cheer me up today.

FALL IN LOVE

36. share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it.
deng dating help. rafe follower help. caleb speedrunning help.

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – find the lady (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074532)
deng 2/10
caleb 2/10
rafe 3/10
SONGS – fixation
vice ft. jon bellion – obsession

NEXT MOVIE – the silent partner (1978) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078269)
NEXT SONGS – silent

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The Dick Can Stay

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caleb and rafe both saw thor 4! they do spoilers from 10:30 to 20:30 so you can skip if you’d like. look at lauren boebert being fucking stupid and errol musk being fucking gross. good news, bone marrow transplant cured another person with HIV! caleb watched barry! caleb went to colonial willaimsburg and had a fun time. caleb is doing a final fantasy randomizer tournament with dengswoo! rafe misses bobs. rafe is having a great time twitch streaming monkey island and really appreciates everyone helping her out. what a great time! more great times to be had on the #RaHaCa discord! discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: bobs visit
low: bobs leaving

caleb’s high-low
high: colonial williamsburg date nights
low: p90x no go

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who else needs a nap?
– why isn’t a magic 8ball the best way to make difficult life decisions?
– when can i return my body as a trade-in? maybe I should lease a new model? or do I just donate to some charity?
– how do some people manage to go through life thinking that Courtesy is just a funny 8 lettered C word that carries no meaning or recognition to themselves or others?
– why’s it always gotta be like that?
– what’s your favorite way to unwind and relax?
– if you could scream one thing at the top of your lungs from a mountain top for the whole world to hear what would it be?
– (in your best fake french accent) THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – tunnel vision (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075357)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.75/10
SONGS – rafe is vision caleb is tunnel
foreigner – double vision

NEXT MOVIE – the clown murders (1976) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072792)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is murder caleb is clown

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Groovy Little Things

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caleb is back! he has a lot of thoughts! some are about dogs (dags), baking things, apple TV, and emergency rooms. rafe had a banner week with lashes and telternhaus, and got to play anime music quiz (AMQ) which she still sucks at but it a lot of fun! oh, and lent is OVER.

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ffr comms with fizzle
low: school

caleb’s high-low
high: home now
low: father and ER

HOT HOT TOPICS
– feel bad that you fucking overbooked yourself for a morning and don’t feel like driving to the other fucking city to see your patients? no fucking problem! just fucking tell the doctor that was driving to your city to turn around after driving 60 of the 90 minutes so he can fucking see the double booked morning you gave yourself while taking his regular fucking booked day.
– how many fucking times do you smash your balls with a rake before you decide that maybe you stop fucking doing that and tell the fucking rake to just fucking stay in redding and see those fucking patients and leave chico alone.
– I ask again, is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them?
– brendan fraser: can we successfully make him a leading man again, as he so rightfully deserves, and if so, how?
– what is your ultimate technique?
– why the fuck have I never had chimichuri sauce before making it myself. is my whole life meaningless now?
– how serious does shit have to be before its SRS?
– just who IS the mystery guest?
– should I listen to the podcast I recorded? do you ever get used to hearing your own voice?
– how can I get more twitch spambots to chat with me?
– what’s a crossover you wish would happen? thinking of the formerly common animated cartoon show crossovers, but open to any media.
– should I be angry or excited that now that I am getting paid to stop work and listen to standup talks that they are no longer giving standup talks
– how mad should I be that my $130 earbuds I got for work, has 1 earbud that works just fine, but the right one dies in practically seconds?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
caleb 7/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – little
yokoyama chisa – funny funny little girl

NEXT MOVIE – the tragedy of macbeth (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10095582)
NEXT SONGS – tragic

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Differing Opinions on Snow (feat. Dani & LordFizzlebeef)

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dani and fizzle have graciously accepted rafe’s invitation to gush about their trip to chicago! great times, great laughs, great people. just great! also snow travel. lots of hoes. the angry egg, the wildberry cafe! homemade burger bombs! cold hands and grocery stores! marvel legendary ALMOST HARD MODE. hardback (aka deck scrabble). “if you can’t knock out the bottom, tear up the sides.” restaurant to another world. steins gate. also there was a concert at the chicago symphony center for final fantasy VII remake. go check out lordfizzlebeef on twitch at https://twitch.tv/lordfizzlebeef and the FFR streaming on https://twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer. qualifiers for the FFR spring tournament start on march 7!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: hang in there
low: MY BACK

fizzle’s high-low
high: chicago
low: stupid fucking coworkers

dani’s high-low
high: chigaco
low: dangerous travel

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when considering my upcoming day at home… do I a) work to catch up, b) sleep and build a dyson sphere, c) be a responsible adult and take care of my house?
– you can break any office policy you want as long as you never ask what the consequences are! also, when in doubt, just tell people you’ve also worked in their field so they just need to put up with you ignoring their rules and being rude to staff.
– while we may not be allowed to talk about bruno, is it finally time for lin-manuel miranda to complete his EGOT?
– now that peter has stolen maxie’s daughter, how can she trust austin knowing that he helped victor figure out the ruse which ultimately led to valentin being poisoned and left for dead in the alley?!
– we are supposedly realigning our department. if I get moved to a different team, should I smoothly transition my old work or be a dick and just dump it on the new people?
– can we have a cold, cold topic one of these weeks and only talk about things that happened more than 25 years ago?
– it’s 1997 and it’s an arguably a great year for music – which is your favorite album from ’97?
– what personality makes the best cooking competition judge?
– what should I do with my hands?
– who is the muffin man? why is hazelnut coffee the best? who looks at a person and says, “dude you gotta put pants on”
– how long do I procrastinate if I already don’t have time to finish?
– what is the work equivalent of a quickie? a workie?
– am I actually hungry?
– are my kids actually hungry?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the book of eli (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1037705)
rafe 6.75/10
fizzle 3/10
dani 5.5/10
SONGS – sacred/holy songs

NEXT MOVIE – unstoppable (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477080)
NEXT SONGS – stop songs

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