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DengNation (feat. Dengwoo)

QUICK HITS
DENG IN THE HOUSE. he and caleb gang up on rafe about doing FFR. deng and caleb and rafe have all had their emotional eating going on this past week. pizza, PJ’s, and saving money. hitting things with hammers. making important decisions with a coin flip.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: killed microgreens

caleb’s high-low
high: bro-out with LFB and ael
low: FFR drama

deng’s high-low
high: challenging caleb, being covid-free
low: car trouble

HOT HOT TOPICS
– hot topic vs spencer’s, discuss
– alternate discussion point: my dumb ass that just drove through the drive thru without ordering anything
– hairs: should I give up now and shave it all or go for that hobo saruman look?
– fizzle told me to “have fun” with my upcoming two weeks of freedom. how does one do that?
– are people who only show up for the last 5 minutes of a movie just bad, or the worst
– how overrated not pajama pants are.
– krispy kreme > dunkin donuts
– how confused pets are going to be when we have to physically go into work again.
– why isn’t the three legged sack race an olympic event?
– skateboarding at the olympics?
– how important are haircuts?? I shave my head so I don’t get the freak out over haircuts.

QUESTION!

#3. before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? why?
caleb: rehearsed when making cold calls at old job.
deng: all the time, speech impediment prep.
rafe: info gathering, not really rehearsing.

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – hair brained (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1426363)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8/10
deng 7/10
SONGS – rafe is hair, caleb is brains

NEXT MOVIE – pawn shop chronicles (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1741243)
NEXT SONGS – elvis

Repeat Offender (feat. DarkmoonEX)

QUICK HITS
it’s DARK AGAIN. the darkmoonex, to be precise. rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead? more info on the next actor after brendan fraser! opinions about the show angel, bio dome, and some head canons. the other podcast, run by dark, all about evolution. the original was better! reboot! rafe’s weird sexually-charged cartoon men! coronavirus/covid-19 updates! asteroid G! FFR time-filler! toiletgate2020 with caleb continues. dena and alex go full #RaHaCa, thanks guys!
HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: beaucoup
low: telecommunications class
caleb’s high-low
high: FFR food talk
low: springtime ants
dark’s high-low
high: FFR and stuff!
low: yard work
HOT HOT TOPICS
– no more bernie
– better delivery leftovers: pizza or chinese
– just spent the day reinstalling windows so: why does windows suck so bad?
– how do you feel about 4 more years of trump?
– what are the odds the boomerdoomer finally lets us reset politics?
– screencapgate
– have you tried bww delivery?
– when life gives you 20 lbs of cheese, what do you make
– why the fuck do we as humans let scum with silver tongues get a pass?
– what would it take for you to move to canada?
– haiku! <3 twitchnchilled
– why does fizzle’s job suck so much?
– wear pants or do you forgo the pants help a brother out
QUESTION!
# 19. ff you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? why?
caleb: look at the relationships. more time with loved ones. crocks n socks.
dark: 20lbs OF CHEESE. life insurance policy! go full glutton!
rafe: become archer.
BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – escape from planet earth (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765446)
caleb 4.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
dark 4/10
SONGS – escape fight!
reliant k – be my escape
NEXT MOVIE – a case of you (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1817081)
NEXT SONGS – CASE BATTLE

Ice Cream Quarantine (feat. jkoper)

QUICK HITS
the mystery character jkoper enters the chat! he’s a legend! we learn a little about the man behind the keyboard. rafe’s been looking at masterclass. coolest person you’ve seen? falling down the hermit hole. going into work. the adventure of buying a webcam from mom. patoogins soaps! lazy delivery! naming plants! the end of brendan is fast approaching. two rounds of actor voting coming to a poll near you!

saturday night, 4/4/2020, 8pm eastern, final fantasy randomizer race!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: indoor life
low: face scrape/high prices

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream and money
low: listless

jkoper high-low
high: winning first round match!
low: irl creeping up

HOT HOT TOPICS
– the sun! (love you macskull)
– hot topic or spencer’s gifts?
– have you heard from your friend who got animal crossing a few weeks ago?
– quarantine or [rec]?
– I was promised global warming and it is still cold as fuck in canada.
– which is worse in the current situation? coughing to cover up a fart OR farting to cover up a cough?- house made frozen yogurt or house made gelato?

QUESTION!

#16. What do you value most in a friendship?
caleb: empathy/honesty
jkoper: empathy/honesty, relaxed
rafe: honest/intellectually stimulating

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – furry vengeance (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389)
caleb 1/10
rafe 1.9/10
jkoper 2/10
SONGS – rafe is vengeance, caleb is a furry
say anything – total revenge

NEXT MOVIE – escape from planet earth (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765446)
NEXT SONGS – escape fight!

Seclusion Spiels

QUICK HITS
a wild ham has appeared?!?!what’s this, what’s this? rafe and caleb learn a bit about this charming man who will be racing caleb. they’ll be on RANDOMANIA this saturday 3/28/2020 at 9pm EDT. they talk about their personal covid-19 coronavirus quarantines, kids, and video games, along with a bunch of other random stuff that finds its way in.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: hermit life; the voice
low: eating like shit

caleb’s high-low
high: breathing
low: not seeing family

wildham high-low
high: podcast
low: school closure

HOT HOT TOPICS
– gamer chairs should become the new office chair
– blathers the owl in animal crossing is the h. p. lovecraft of bug trivia
– fantasy novels are bad. it sets us up to believe there’s a “secret” world out there and young adults chase that dream to the point of ignoring the beauty of the real world. boom!
– why isn’t my dryer working (tnc owes fizzle some shorts)
– non fiction is bad. it teaches us that the world is sterile and linear. it robs us of imagination and the reinforces the nietzschian doctrine that time is a flat circle
– books are bad in general, they can give you paper cuts
– jeffy puts caleb as top seed in the tournament
– at what point does a bad movie become good
– how much alcohol is too much alcohol for the next 6 to 24 weeks

QUESTION!

30. when did you last cry in front of another person? by yourself?
wildham: documentary about the chemical disaster, with kids suffering
caleb: watching the leftovers with the scientist
rafe: the stupid brendan fraser movie, by myself

BRENDAN FRASER
MOVIE – extraordinary measures (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1244659)wildham 4/10caleb 5/10rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is extra, caleb is ordinary

NEXT MOVIE – furry vengeance (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is vengeance; caleb is a furry

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