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there may not be a caleb, but there’s a retrotainmnt! we’ve got a bit of everything: anime rants, instapot bullshit, criterion movies, dick jousting, new bed big fig, fat shaming, and congrats to mari for her next step in life with college! oh also, the best wishing time, PBJ, keto fries, winter weather, another covid-19 shutdown, and the subreddit shrinkflation. josh also picked kinks starting with the letter the J.
HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: powerful at work
low: glamper withdrawal
josh’s high-low
high: officiating caleb’s marriage
low: car windshield
HOT HOT TOPICS
– when are they gonna invent the thing that takes all these chip fragments at the bottom of the bag and reforms them into real actual chips and not handfuls of shame and spicy nacho dust
– how long did you think about that phrasing before you decided to roll with it?
– shitty kitchen utensils and cookware are a safety hazard. I may have given myself first degree burns cooking bacon. who do I send my concerns to?
– caves. existential crisis about early graves or nah?
– how do I fill the wote-shaped hole in my heart?
– is it appropriate to suggest two people charge at each other in order to plug people-shaped holes in one of them?
– who makes the best joggers that don’t stretch out at the knees?
– how much would it cost to replace my entire lawn with moss?
– if you die and get cremated, in what brand of coffee can would you like your ashes stored?
– what is the best food to eat at a post-funeral meal (assuming it isn’t your funeral)?
– why have a bbq place if you’re only open one day per week?
– if you order pizza that is rated the best in a local touristy area not typically known for its pizza, where are your expectations?
– oreo O’s are a terrible cereal that are not at like oreos
– is the fact my nephew and his friends were playing “among us but in real life” coming full circle or an indictment of the oral transmission of games like werewolf and mafia?
– should I escape reality by immersing myself in dramatic readings of AI-based civilization games?
QUESTION
13. if a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?
rafe: where am I going to live?
josh: will my marriage last?
AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
rafe 6/10
josh 7/10
SONGS – no doubt war
sunday morning
NEXT MOVIE – night at the museum: battle of the smithsonian (2009) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078912
NEXT SONGS – smith BATTLE
