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Is It In?

QUICK HITS
whelp, it’s the week of the united states presidential election 2020 and everything is going to shit. caleb ate rubberbands, killed a household appliance, his teeth can’t even feel anything, but halloween was good shit. rafe is excited about mandalorian season two and caleb is excited about twilight zone. dani was gracious enough to pick the letter O for kink corner, too! other than that, just lots of angry ranting about the broken system in america.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween with the glamper
low: politics

caleb’s high-low
high: vacay
low: oven broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s your go to anxiety/stress food today? mine is a chicken bacon sandwich and onion rings.
– how fucking cool is it we can still communicate with the voyager satellites?
– how old were you when you realized “jiggawatts” was supposed to be “gigawatts” in back to the future?
– what’s the best way to use schrodinger’s fucking database of knowledge that simultaneously is always and never fucking correct depending on whatever the fucking dipshit email chain says and how many fucking times should I reference “you told me specifically to do it this way” before it fucking sticks
– is “two laptops on a table facing each other, one with a doctor on skype and the other with a patient on skype” the future of medicine? (we literally just set this up for a patient encounter)
– is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them if you’re absolutely sure it’s in their best interest?
– how much olive oil is too much? I put olive oil on everything and go through about a half litre a week. my wife thinks it gross/weird that I like to drink it straight from a glass, but I’m like greek or something, so I think she might just be doing a racism.
– what two pieces of furniture would make the best porno together? in other words, what two pieces of furniture should fuck?
– rubes has spent way too much time thinking about chairs fucking.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living
fred astaire – night & day

NEXT MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
NEXT SONGS – no doubt war

SPOOKTACULAR 2020

QUICK HITS
a great special guest, the scientist, joins rafe and caleb to talk about SPOOKY stuff on this SPOOKTACULAR episode. lots of talk about horror movies, halloween growing up, and tons of candy. there are also kinks starting with the letter B which rafe loves.

HALLOWEEN HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high:
low: lost senses and attacked

caleb’s high-low
high: slow build suspense
low: body torture

the scientist’s high-low
high: pure evil
low: dumb people

HALLOWEEN HOT HOT TOPICS
– if we run out of greek letters, how should we name hurricanes?
– what’s the best candy bar, and why is it anything other than an almond joy? also, why do the mini versions of kitkats taste better than the regular sized versions?
– why do the miniature reese’s seem to have more peanut butter than the regular ones?
– what’s the best way to leverage being killed by a sammich live on the internet into a subway sponsorship deal
– what was your favorite costume as a kid? and if you were to dress up as an adult what would your costume be?
– what was the last thing that scared you?
– what was the worst dream you had that you remember?
– best and worst candy to get while trick or treating?
– is it acceptable to love your grandkids and mickey mouse equally?
– have you ever been somewhere that gave you the creeps or caused you to experience something that you still can’t explain to this day? if so, what was it?
– if johnny cash was the man in black, would you be the man/woman in what color?
– best giant robot costume or stupid 80’s bullshit
– is the gate the greatest children’s horror film of all time?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR sam rockwell in trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
the scientist 3/10
NEXT SONGS – tour war
of montreal – my british tour diary

NEXT MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living

Rafe’s Firework Show

too hot for halloween in maryland.exorcist 3 – not too shabby according to caleb. rafe can’t even handle trailers.”free guy” with ryan reynolds where he’s an NPC?!? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6264654 “you suck at cooking – garlic bread” https://youtu.be/UPuV52ydBfU

rafe’s high-low
high: WEDDING!!!!
low: proof of wedding dancing?
caleb’s high-low
high: speed gaming live!!!! & ff d&d maps
low: panic attack & boss leaving

MOVIE – gods and monsters (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120684)caleb 4/10rafe 4.5/10
SONGS – rafe is gads and caleb is monsters
young the giant – god made man
NEXT MOVIE – blast from the past (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124298)
NEXT SONGS – songs from their pasts

RED 2 & Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

“there are like…. no cool songs about ice cream”

rafe starts out immediately complaining about her high-low involving her ENTIRE DAY. so get ready for that… also for her clearing her throat way too much. also politics!!! really exciting stuff about how to be prepared for voting. caleb’s high-low involved halloween and family. caleb also low-key reveals some family gossip. he’s also back on keto, that bastard. he saw the beetlejuice musical and goes into detail about it. in between all the movie and song stuff, rafe keeps interrupting about her day. she keeps remembering more stuff!!! they talk about their two bruce willis movies, RED 2 (2013) and sin city: a dame to kill for (2014). for songs, caleb is doing things you’d kill for, and rafe is looking for things. next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, the prince (2014) and vice (2015). caleb will be doing songs about princes and rafe is doing vices. don’t forget to TICKLE THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded November 6, 2018

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