Tag Archive for health

Starlings Can Get Fucked

QUICK HITS
why context is IMPORTANT. DATA CAN BE SKEWED. FUCK STARLINGS. also hey try taking care of your body, you dumb fucks.

caleb watched movies! like the unbearable weight of massive talent. and monty python and thev holy grail is 50! and caleb is WORKIN IT. and has a flashback to heat vision and jack, which never got made. RIP.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: not ordering out
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is it that the cool coworkers and managers always get tranfered? leaving us with the jackass
– if you could travel back in time to fix something of no real consequence in your life but still weighs on your mind, what would it be?
– what’s the right type of venue/present for departing coworkers?
– favorite time travel trope
– sleeping is time traveling

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – the time traveler’s wife (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452694)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONG – time travel
the alan parsons project – time

NEXT MOVIE – sherlock holmes (2009) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045)
NEXT SONG – mystery oooooooh

Plants and Politics

QUICK HITS
it’s the start of AAARG! rafe and caleb are doing a pantry cleanout challenge for april 2025, where they only cook and eat food they already own. join the discord to follow along or to compete!

please consider getting tested for tuberculosis because it’s on the rise in the USA, and you can be asymptomatic and spread the disease! are there yoga poses that can help your brain fog? rafe watched annihilation and wow, caleb is not sure why. he’s been watching the good place, planning his garden, and obsessing over a mobile app he also saw guster! and talks a bit about a potential job change.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: thunderstorms
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: guster
low: federal govt job

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are the responsibilities of the bestfriend (male or female)?
– asking for a friend, but is staying up until 4am to play powerwash simulator bad for you?
– would you change your doctor if they are dating one of your parents or bestfriend?
– your gf/wife does not want to have children. is it wrong for her to get mad/object when a couple who can’t have kids requests your genetic material?
– what would you do if break up with someone (not from cheating). but your ex’s family calls you saying please dont give up on him/her?
– what are some foods that you should put cheese on?
– when are we going to see who wants to be an the next van gough?
– what’s the worst thing to forget?
– has anyone seen my phone? (totally not typing this on my phone)
– what’s the best kind of stone to break open weirdo’s phone?
– as we’re all aware, gary oldman never misses, but where would you rank his performance in fifth element vs some of his other notable roles like sirius black, dracula, or stansfield in the professional?
– if sam rockwell and gary oldman starred in a movie together, on a scale of 1 to 10, potential how great would that be?
– which volcanic island is it easier to find precious stones like rubies, sapphires, and diamonds?

RACHEL MCADAMS
MOVIE – the family stone (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356680)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONG – stones
argent – stepping stone

NEXT MOVIE – married life
NEXT SONG – divorce

My Teeth Are Breathing

QUICK HITS
FAT BEAR WEEK IS OVER. GGs GRAZER. https://explore.org/fat-bear-week
rafe tried duke nukem and blood and wow, she loves being bad at games with fun people. melania trump is pro-choice!! there’s magic the gathering commander drama, with four cards being banned and WotC taking over?! caleb got the big shots, and also SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY happened. he’s been going on an oatmeal journey in the discord. you should join the discord! make sure to watch the wired video caleb brought up, about food and how it can affect your brain: https://youtu.be/UvlrppqtZoA

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: community slaughterfest
low: palm bruise

calab’s high-low
high: good weekend
low: broken family dish

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much do you pay for an oil change? $84.99 here gets you an oil change and tire rotation.
– what is my motivation?
– at what age should you be expected to follow simple directions? two examples this week – use the image from your textbook (googles and gets wrong image) and click insert, then chart. wait, I’m lost!
– have you ever gotten such a great deal on an item you purchased on clearance that you felt a bit guilty about it?

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – he was a quiet man (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0760311)
caleb 4/10
rafe 3/10
MOVIE – the deal (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848281)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6/10
SONG – deal
dire straits – money for nothing

NEXT MOVIE – the tale of despereaux (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420238)
NEXT MOVIE – bart got a room (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472050)
NEXT SONG – quest

Joy is Different Than Terror

QUICK HITS
everyone’s getting sick! trump did some not nice things related to 9/11! rafe read part of an article about people who have been cheated on being marked for LIFE. she also read an article about people on the autism spectrum being more likely to die by suicide. reach out; get help!

caleb had some downers with work but some uplifting stuff with d&d and hot sauces at pepper geek. get ready for a serrano pepper takeover! and rafe is stoked about happy gilmore two CONFIRMED. https://youtu.be/FfpcbbRuirQ

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: dino nightlights
low: temple wiggles

calab’s high-low
high: double d&d and plants
low: workforce reduction

HOT HOT TOPICS
– should legacy actors take roles even if they’re too old (sir ian as gandalf in 2025) or does a new actor come in and get lambasted because they’re not the legacy actor?
– is leftover fried dog better cold or heated up?
– what is the dumbest sport on the planet? and why? imo the brits have this one nailed with the annual gloucestershire cheese rolling. (pronunciation if you need it – gloss-turr-sheer if you want to pronounce it like a brit)
– what was your first cellphone plan? I got my first cellphone in 1995 and I had free nights starting at 7:00 pm, free weekends, and 27 minutes of anytime use each month. texting wasn’t a thing, only talking.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – cellular (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337921)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.25/10
MOVIE – sahara (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0318649)
caleb 6/10
rafe 6.5/10

zahn: hey, matthew, do you have bloody underwear from riding a camel today?
mcconaughey: no, but I got strawberries on my inner thighs.

SONG – suh songs
my morning jacket – highly suspicious

NEXT MOVIE – thank you for smoking (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427944)
NEXT MOVIE – edmund (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443496)
NEXT SONG – smoking songs

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