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A Normal Ass Week

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both rafe and caleb are stumped about topics this week, except for dead things. also #keto update. also caleb got an an essential oils for his cats. also the perpetual pushing back of movie night. also d&d. and the derecho storm of the year. also banana flavors. and german chocolate cake trivia!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper/beaucoup bananaphone
low: phone death

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d
low: dead frog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s something that you lost, never found, and still think about from time to time?
– that church that told me I was god
– if someone’s excuse for inaction is “well, god wills it so,” does that mean when I punch their stupid ass in the face, they don’t get to complain?
– if you don’t care where you are, are you not lost?
– am I “god’s will”? (spoiler: probably not.)
– why does everyone say that something they found was in the “last place they looked”?  it’s obviously the last place you looked. you don’t need to keep looking once you find it.
– what’s so appealing about a gas station at 11:30pm?
– what tasks should I procrastinate at work and why is it all the things?
– cane’s just gave me 5 chicken strips in my 4-piece meal
– kinetic energy is transferred to heat energy, How hard do i need to slap a chicken to cook it? 

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the last run (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376720)
caleb 0.50/10
rafe 1/10
SONGS – rafe is last, caleb is running
etta james – at last

NEXT MOVIE – junebug (2005) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418773)
NEXT SONGS – BUG FIGHT

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How to Use Tongs at a Funeral

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caleb has some interesting thoughts on how to take movies to A ‘WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL and also mario kart? rafe gushes about a good friend, braids, grocery shopping, and rick moranis. peanut butter solution, go see it. and tongs. lots of talk on tongs.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper dinner
low: measuring spoons

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d zero session
low: returning ice cream

HOT HOT TOPICS
– slathering your entire body in hand sanitizer as a cooling method—good idea or bad idea?
– completely unrelated topic: why do we have a 2 per customer limit on hand sanitizer and shouldn’t that be named the wote limit?
– why are donuts such a good idea until they suddenly become the worst idea oh god why did I do this to myself
– what product would be terrible to use if you sold it with the razor and blades (or printer and ink cartridge) model?
– what product would be terrible if you sold it with razor blades?
– if you only have to physically attend classes 2 days per week and the rest is online, does that make dumb teaches any easier to deal with?
– government forms: why?
– when you lose power and inform co-workers of it, but one emails you to see if you can do a task that requires a computer – how do you respond.
– if 3 people all get swallowed by a huge fish… does queequeg’s coffin expand to be able to fit them all on it
– UK milk chocolate (preferably cadbury’s) is better than USA milk chocolate
– aero bars, why does canada get them and the US does not
– last week of freedom before going back to work full time. what do you do before summer ends?
– left versus right twix. marketing ploy or clever way to determine if american’s are democrat or republican
– what’s the deal with airline food?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – catch me if you can (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.8/10
SONGS – being caught
the get up kids – I’ll catch you (<3 robrob) NEXT MOVIE - the last run (2004) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376720) NEXT SONGS - rafe is last, caleb is running

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Death Threats

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caleb headlines with so many updates, like family, food, traveling, more food, baseball stuff, and sad stuff about camps. rafe complains a bit about work and the third star wars trilogy.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: health?

caleb’s high-low
high: baby
low: grocery store

HOT HOT TOPICS
– can we cancel summer?
– why are all geese assholes? don’t they know we have to deal with covid and we don’t need their bullshit?
– wouldn’t it be gander-shit not bull-shit?
– why is healthy food more expensive than shitty food
– what are the raccoons planning?
– why in the holy fuck did the power company here schedule a planned power outage to do maintenance in fucking July???
– what is the optimal location for a light source for a bad zoom call
– if you were rolling a character for real life, what personality traits would you pick if you intended to be successful?
– your mom’s coming to visit. what do you clean first? What do you ignore?
– what’s the worst angle for your webcam during a zoom meeting?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – serving sarah (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261289)
caleb 3/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – serving WAR
offspring – the future is now

NEXT MOVIE – catch me if you can (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464)
NEXT SONGS – being caught

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Put Your Mask Back On

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did we hear there’d be a dudeOMG reunion soon?!? maybe an after hours reunion. caleb’s trying to be good and rafe is a fucking mess. they’ve got D&D coming up on a new campaign (rafe’s first), and a movie night worth discussing regarding the invisible man. and caleb’s exciting new jersey news! rafe’s insecurities shine when she talks about her high and she’s also stoked about the elephant in the room. and lots of talk about mask-wearing. and cracked came back for a charity.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: food

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d new game
low: the wedding

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do dogs even know what they’re upset about sometimes?
– are live webinars the adult version of scheduled naptime?
– we’ve had xmas in july, now taxes in july, what event will be in july next?
– the cascadia megathrust faultline. we’re looking at the potential for the worst natural disaster in the history of north america within our lifetime. do you think it’s even feasible to plan and coordinate the relocation of the entirety of the PNW?
– pink on wednesdays?
– how late is too late to apologize to a woman for getting her pregnant?
– weather forecasters – waste of television time or useful often enough to ignore the times they are wrong.
– what combination of traditional game and sport would be as much fun to watch as chess boxing?
– why are laxatives not marketed as anal decongestants.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the slaughter rule (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266971)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.1/10
SONGS – rule WAR
dua lipa – new rules

NEXT MOVIE – pumpkin (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265591)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is kin, caleb is pump

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