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Waiting for the Dust to Settle

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QUICK HITS
they did Z kinks, rafe talked way too much about boys and tinder, and caleb has dust everywhere. the end.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: new ear foam
low: boy drama

caleb’s high-low
high: tidying up
low: dust everywhere

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would you be turned on if your favorite food was piled ontop of you during sex?
– the weather – like, that’s usually a hot topic for spring, right? (I couldn’t resist)
– if you’re on the microphone, and I’m on the microphone… then who’s driving the bus?
– hottest of the hot topics: why is rafe?
– whatchu gonna do with that sweet sweet stimulus money (assuming you qualify)?
– how do you catch the final boss of an anime murder mystery when you and everyone around you (except the boss) suffers from crippling stupidity?
– what is the SPEED AND POWER version of cheering somebody up when they’re super depressed?
– what is your favorite nickname you have ever received? doesn’t have to be currently in use.
– what is has been your most favorite hobby past or present?
– has there ever been a movie you throughly enjoyed but aged so poorly you can’t get any enjoyment out of it anymore?
– are catgirls furries? asking as a catgirl with a girlcat.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – big eyes (2014) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1126590)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – rafe is big, caleb is eyes
TI – big shit poppin’

NEXT MOVIE – batman v superman: dawn of justice (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is dawn, caleb is justice

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Psychotically Responsible

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caleb’s doing great things with watchmen and wandavision, rafe isn’t getting sleep, and both of them have food stuff (caleb’s is happy and rafe’s is not). caleb has bed updates, a newly-discovered artist, kate tempest, and progress on tidying up. rafe has been swearing more and loves the discord gang. also there were kinks with the letter N – guess how many rafe supports?

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lookin’ gooooooood
low: boy drama

caleb’s high-low
high: new bed and buns
low: brain fog

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is latin a dead language when we have such great names as biggus dickus?
– why did exercise make me sick
– why don’t we write as many sonnets as we used to?
– what percentage of world of warcraft main characters have violated UN human rights conventions?
– what is the best “bad for you” food out there.
– what is tim curry’s best role?
– what is your most favorite gary oldman film?
– what is amy adams’s worst role?
– give me a latin name because I’m lame and couldn’t think of one.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
caleb 7/10
rafe 6.5/10
SONGS – hustle songs
blackbear – hustler

NEXT MOVIE – big eyes (2014) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1126590)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is big, caleb is eyes

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Her Mask Rash

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the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud… let’s get weird with the hot hot topics!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kaldaka gifts
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: bed get
low: sourdough starter

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people insist on the term “hydration” when everyone’s still using anything BUT water to do that? wouldn’t “internal moisturizing” fit better?
– would you rather have soft hands and calloused feet or soft feet and calloused hands?
– where do you draw the line?
– why does the phrase “internal moisturizing” do the things it does to me?
– how important is the “mystery” part in a murder mystery? wouldn’t it be super awesome if all characters in a murder mystery knew all things at all times including who did it but apparently not the specific spot they’re standing in at that moment in time? would this show be considered a speedrun?
– what makes you happy when it happens in february? me? IT’S FUCKING 72° OUTSIDE!
– if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but doesn’t swim like a duck, what is the likelihood that it is a duck
– why is fizzle calling me out for still being a duck? QUACK
– why is sloth one of the 7 deadly sins, but sloths are the chillest animals out there?
– when people say you’re only as old as you feel, why doesn’t that apply to things like the drinking age?
– what do you yell at young people when you don’t have a lawn for them to get off of?
– is using filters on food pics and dating sites a cheat code? should people who use filters be put on their own separate “cheater island”?
– bacon: crispy or soft?
– how many toppings are too many on a NY style thin-crust pizza?
– which are the best adventure games (of the point and click variety)? the only one I am super familiar with is Maniac mansion, even though I have played others.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.1/10
SONGS – her songs
hootie & the blowfish – let her cry

NEXT MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
NEXT SONGS – hustle songs

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Penis Paralysis

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rafe had a lot of adventures today, including shoveling, starting lent, and getting a valentine’s day present from kaldaka. also she laughs way too much at nicholas brendon’s dick injury. https://www.cinemablend.com/television/2562970/buffy-star-wont-comment-on-joss-whedon-until-surgery-for-penis-paralysis-is-complete
BEST QUOTE: “my anus is kinda paralysed and so is my penis, which is weird. I gotta sit down to piss because I don’t know if I’m shitting or pissing. it’s crazy. good times is what I say.”
caleb also had a busy week, with konmari tidying up, floor planning, finishing his first anime, kid talk, wedding prep, and sourdough bread. joss whedon and rush limbaugh also get poked a bit.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: orgasms, mostly. also keto.
low: trying to decide a future

caleb’s high-low
high: vaccine shots, the future
low: feeling like shit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– speed running is all fun and good but why when I climax in a record time and stop the timer my partner is irritated with me? a new personal best should be celebrated no?
– when can we start getting vehicle designs inspired by anime and can we start with the steam powered trike made out of a boat with backup gas engine for turbo boosts.
– kaldaka’s secret hot hot topics: so poop what’s the deal with it I mean I know poo is also bad but :poop: is fine even though I have to type poop to bring it up. this may have been covered in a past podcast but ain’t nobody got time for that. sooo what’s the deal rafe? why does it grind your gears?
– will the snow stop?
– there should be no hot topics this week in the interest of conserving what little warmth we have available, be it physical or metaphorical
– would you ever go to a seattle sounders soccer game and hold up a sign declaring your love for sounding?
– if you call in to cancel your phone service, would you rather the rep cancel your service immediately or try their hardest to keep you?
– if rafe hates caleb, what does caleb hate? and would rafe hate it as well?
– cold, cold topic: why did rafe let all the cold weather get past her and end up in texas? I didn’t want 18″ of snow. it’s yours, take it back!
– favorite activities for no power, no water, cold outside. no other humans involved. asking for a meat popsicle.
– is a shower in ice water ever worth it?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – man of steel (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0770828)
caleb 5/10
rafe 5.5/10
SONGS – steel fight
galantis – steel

NEXT MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
NEXT SONGS – her songs

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