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Instant Butt

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QUICK HITS
alien ISN’T REAL?!! how does your social battery charge? couples cooking class with a celebrity! partying at the church! and of course, sneaking around in shopping malls.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: keto strong
low: on call while streaming

caleb’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: dizzy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why is today not my day? ferris had a day off and it looked amazing. when is weirdos day off?
– miiiight be related. what’s the worst wardrobe issue you’ve had to deal with?
– what am I gonna do for biweekly entertainment when the last gasps of crypto finish their inevitable and hilarious implosion? I just don’t think AI can fill that gap, y’know?
– the amount of training I have to do for this job is ridiculous. why couldn’t I just get an easier job that paid more
– is it wrong to “accidentally” open my car door a little too far when my neighbor parks their car this close?
– the entire situation with unity. they made the slay the spire devs make a public announcement that revealed a new project and it ended with “we have never made a public statement. this is how badly you fucked up”

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – house of games (1987) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093223)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 6/10
SONGS – scam
TLC – case of the fake people

NEXT MOVIE – things change (1988) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096259)
NEXT SONGS – change

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You Have To Be On Drugs For This

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THIS WEEKEND, RAFE REMOVES THE ROLES. not the food rolls. discord server roles. rafe made an awesome keto dessert using a recipe from “all day I think abut food.” caleb has been doing ALL the tourist stuff. rafe does a word of the week. new actor next week, with a new movie game!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: blueberry jamboree
low: tummy is dumb and also may be septic

caleb’s high-low
high: nephew visit
low: iphone is dumb

HOT HOT TOPICS
– who snuck cocaine into the whitehouse? lol.
– am I the only one that, when making a sandwich, eats a slice of cheese as I am making the sandwich every time
– what’s the best way to politely tell people on twitch that I don’t want to look at their art portfolio or purchase their services? (or do I just immediately ban them when they start asking?)
– how do I get banned from the podcast?
– so, have you ever had a realization that forced you to recontextualize literally everything in your entire life? because holy fuck have I had a weird couple of days and I’m still working on the vocabulary to explain it.
– does hugh grant make some of the worlds weirdest role decisions? I ask this on the heels of the wonka trailer
– worst actor that chooses the best roles/movies. e.g. for.me this was keanu. marvelous human, but cant act other than “I don’t understand” face. until the physical stuff in john wick.
– are there william h macy movies that rafe will enjoy or will her preconceived notions of a few of his roles enough to cloud her judgment so that she won’t like any of his films?
– thinking of death is motivating.
– road construction is my least favorite season

SAM ROCKWELL
MOVIE – the bad guys (2022) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8115900)
caleb 7.75/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – bad guys
k/da – villain

NEXT MOVIE – somewhere in time (1980) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081534)
NEXT SONGS – time

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iScream Factory

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rafe just learned about the foxconn iphone factory suicide nets. currently pondering, what makes a product keto enough to label it keto? also the word of the day is something we can all agree needs to come back (thank you, susie dent). we have working out! ice cream updates! and some other not-sad things, too. promise. but seriously, maybe take a look at how your iphone was made.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: weightloss
low: capitalism amirite

caleb’s high-low
high: ok heart
low: fucked up dinner

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what are the best foods to put hot sauce on? hot sauce meaning tobasco, cholula, franks, etc. besides eggs.
– why is there never ending content? no one could ever watch all of the content currently out, why is more being made?
– what’s the most over given mother’s day gift?
– borkbot is best bot
– what are you raging about this week?
– we’re having a rahaca potluck. what dish are you bringing? (answer in spoilers, hosts- write it down and reveal together?)

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – fairy tale
the park hill romance – snow white

NEXT MOVIE – JFK (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102138)
NEXT SONGS – murder

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Who is That Mystery Guest (feat. Weirdo)

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who is this mystery guest? could it be… weird!! HOORAY! we get the inside scoop on life as a teacher, rafe has a small spoiler-free moon knight update, and probably not a witch update. the good news is, rafe has two new things of interest: the anime movie quiz and netflix’s release of BASTARD!! don’t forget to join the RaHaCa discord for fun and movie night: discord.gg/Fc6DUze

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: surprise keto snacks
low: dropped class

weirdo’s high-low
high: teacher of the year
low: school soft lockdown

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is the flame breath a natural power of the unicorn, a reaction to something, or a spell it cast?
– is it really inflation or is it corporate greed?? something tells me stock holders are doing just fine
– is it really a murder investigation/trial if no tables are slammed in the process?
– is it really a day off if you don’t get to relax? follow-up: best relaxation pro-tips.
– my new phone is 20% more phone than my old phone and I’m annoyed by how awkward that is to hold
– what’s your favourite defense strategy for litigation and why is it “smoke bomb your way off the stand”
– would you rather get stung by a bee once a day, in a random location on your body? or have a chicken head growing out of your shoulder that you cannot remove?
– what if…stay with me here…dinosaur tentacle porn?
– who IS the mystery guest?!?

FALL IN LOVE

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
weirdo: mind
rafe: mind

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the equalizer 2 (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3766354)
rafe 5/10
weird 6/10
SONGS – part two

NEXT MOVIE – the little things (2021) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10016180)
NEXT SONGS – little

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