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Is It In?

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whelp, it’s the week of the united states presidential election 2020 and everything is going to shit. caleb ate rubberbands, killed a household appliance, his teeth can’t even feel anything, but halloween was good shit. rafe is excited about mandalorian season two and caleb is excited about twilight zone. dani was gracious enough to pick the letter O for kink corner, too! other than that, just lots of angry ranting about the broken system in america.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: halloween with the glamper
low: politics

caleb’s high-low
high: vacay
low: oven broke

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s your go to anxiety/stress food today? mine is a chicken bacon sandwich and onion rings.
– how fucking cool is it we can still communicate with the voyager satellites?
– how old were you when you realized “jiggawatts” was supposed to be “gigawatts” in back to the future?
– what’s the best way to use schrodinger’s fucking database of knowledge that simultaneously is always and never fucking correct depending on whatever the fucking dipshit email chain says and how many fucking times should I reference “you told me specifically to do it this way” before it fucking sticks
– is “two laptops on a table facing each other, one with a doctor on skype and the other with a patient on skype” the future of medicine? (we literally just set this up for a patient encounter)
– is it ever ok to quit someone else’s job for them if you’re absolutely sure it’s in their best interest?
– how much olive oil is too much? I put olive oil on everything and go through about a half litre a week. my wife thinks it gross/weird that I like to drink it straight from a glass, but I’m like greek or something, so I think she might just be doing a racism.
– what two pieces of furniture would make the best porno together? in other words, what two pieces of furniture should fuck?
– rubes has spent way too much time thinking about chairs fucking.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7.5/10
SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living
fred astaire – night & day

NEXT MOVIE – doubt (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0918927)
NEXT SONGS – no doubt war

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Luclear Energy (feat. Lucas)

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special guest and old friend of rafe and caleb, lucas, visits for this special episode. caleb has a shit ton of things to talk about, like tiktok, braces, food, biscuits, teeth, and vodka. they catch up with lucas and have a great time. they say goodbye and then had to come back for the KINKS!

in case you needed an update, here’s some info about ICE hystorectomies around september 29, 2020

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: lucas on the show
low: faaaaaaat

caleb’s high-low
high: biscuits!
low: invisalign

lucas’ high-low
high: hunting
low: employee quit

HOT HOT TOPICS
– where did all the spoons go and how aggressively do I eat this greek yogurt with my face
– better seat: window or aisle
– is an MMO levelling experience really improved by making it so that any 8 year old coked out of their gourd on M&M’s and jones soda can just run around and mash buttons with no resistance whatsoever.
– if you can shower and get dressed within 15 minutes, should you count it as a paid break instead of doing it on your unpaid lunch?
– why is minecraft steve so much fun to play in spite of his janky-ass movement and build-up mechanics?
– if someone’s concept of hell is their own personal heaven then is it hell or heaven?
– would you rather always fail at something and hope to learn from your mistakes or always succeed and learn nothing new?
– what do you think the proper way to use the three seashells was in demolition man?
– when we ACTUALLY have to quarantine all we still complain about how we quarantined without actually quarantining?
– for the guest: who was the better cook between rafe and caleb, and what was your favorite dish they made?

QUESTION

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?
caleb: pictures from your childhood
lucas: nothing. no attachments
rafe: my computer – all my pictures

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – charlie wilson’s war (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062)\
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 7.8/10
lucas 8.5/10
SONGS – rafe is charlie and caleb is wilson
mallrat – charlie

NEXT MOVIE – sunshine cleaning (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862846)
NEXT SONGS – CLEANING WAR

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An Enchanted Evening (feat. Chad)

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it’s…… CHAD TIME.
green everything. hair dying. west coast versus bible belt. racist hats. fast food reviews. more talk about the first amy adams movie, drop dead gorgeous. they do kink corner with the letter C, and karaoke talk. find chad on twitch at chadburt.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper park
low: sanitizer cracks

caleb’s high-low
high: two days off
low: sunday’s race

chad’s high-low
high: saturday’s race & popeye’s spicy chicken sandwich
low: expired tuna

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what movie would you risk getting covid to see?
– can a vegan be a vampire?
– what is your favorite reaction gif?
– the asteroid that’s scheduled to hit right before the election, poetic end to 2020 or missed opportunities?
– how does a hopeless introvert like me find true love?
– if we don’t go via asteroids or other means in 2020, do we consider 2021 safer or more dangerous?
– best new BWW flavor (look it up, they have new ones apparently)
– what is the best chaser for bleach?
– how many actual weeks of football will we get before every game is a COVID delayed game
– how many babies do you think will be start to be delivered around December or January as a result of quarantine?
– what is the real final fantasy?
– what is one real world thing you would like to speed run?
– if I have three pumpkins and you have 6 apples, how many pies can we make before we realize we don’t have enough crusts?
– what would be the best real world thing to randomize?
– if you get blue balls when you are denied sex, what color balls do you get when you get surprise sex?
– best and worst seasonal or holiday food?
– if you break your good ankle to match your bad ankle, does that mean you have two bad ankles OR does that you have two good ankles (since they’re good at breaking)
– you own a dream business (that isn’t the podcast) – what is it
– do the albums nevermind and dookie now qualify as oldies?
– would you rather have to wear jeans all summer or shorts all winter?
– what’s the best meat for a taco
– what kind of car should I buy
– just one more: david lee roth or sammy hagar?

QUESTION

5. when did you last sing to yourself? to someone else?
caleb: literally today, with the animals.
chad: six months, car singing.
rafe: literally today.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – enchanted (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0461770)
caleb 8.5/10
rafe 8.25/10
SONGS – fairy tale songs
magnetic fields – long-forgotten fairytale

NEXT MOVIE – charlie wilson’s war (2007) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472062)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is charlie and caleb is wilson

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There Are a Lot of Kinks

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caleb is super stoked about his three movies watched with the scientist, some kickass cake, and also mattress wrestling. more food talk, some happy some sad, and caleb is doing more final fantasy races! rafe rants about face masks, beef sticks, and books. she also discovers it’s fun to learn about kinks, spawned by her love of hentai, which apparently IS a kink. she gushes a bit about the glamper, too, and gets pretty excited about the amy adams movies. there’s a lot of rafe typing loudly on her keyboard in the recording, because researching kinks is hard work. enjoy.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: food

caleb’s high-low
high: cake
low: can’t lose weight

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s your guilty pleasure movie/series/show and why?
– anime, I dunno, best I can do today
– what is your favorite “gender reveal party” meme to emerge in the last few days?
– https://comicbook.com/news/jelly-belly-giving-away-candy-factory-willy-wonka-golden-ticket
– https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a33934155/supernatural-jensen-ackles-prop-keepsake/

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – talladega nights: the ballad of ricky bobby (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0415306)
caleb 8/10
rafe 8.75/10
SONGS – MONSTER BALLAD BATTLE
damn yankees – high enough

NEXT MOVIE – tenacious d in the pick of destiny (2006) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365830)
NEXT SONGS – favorite tenacious d song

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