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Her Mask Rash

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the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud… let’s get weird with the hot hot topics!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kaldaka gifts
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: bed get
low: sourdough starter

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people insist on the term “hydration” when everyone’s still using anything BUT water to do that? wouldn’t “internal moisturizing” fit better?
– would you rather have soft hands and calloused feet or soft feet and calloused hands?
– where do you draw the line?
– why does the phrase “internal moisturizing” do the things it does to me?
– how important is the “mystery” part in a murder mystery? wouldn’t it be super awesome if all characters in a murder mystery knew all things at all times including who did it but apparently not the specific spot they’re standing in at that moment in time? would this show be considered a speedrun?
– what makes you happy when it happens in february? me? IT’S FUCKING 72° OUTSIDE!
– if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but doesn’t swim like a duck, what is the likelihood that it is a duck
– why is fizzle calling me out for still being a duck? QUACK
– why is sloth one of the 7 deadly sins, but sloths are the chillest animals out there?
– when people say you’re only as old as you feel, why doesn’t that apply to things like the drinking age?
– what do you yell at young people when you don’t have a lawn for them to get off of?
– is using filters on food pics and dating sites a cheat code? should people who use filters be put on their own separate “cheater island”?
– bacon: crispy or soft?
– how many toppings are too many on a NY style thin-crust pizza?
– which are the best adventure games (of the point and click variety)? the only one I am super familiar with is Maniac mansion, even though I have played others.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.1/10
SONGS – her songs
hootie & the blowfish – let her cry

NEXT MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
NEXT SONGS – hustle songs

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Death Threats

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caleb headlines with so many updates, like family, food, traveling, more food, baseball stuff, and sad stuff about camps. rafe complains a bit about work and the third star wars trilogy.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: health?

caleb’s high-low
high: baby
low: grocery store

HOT HOT TOPICS
– can we cancel summer?
– why are all geese assholes? don’t they know we have to deal with covid and we don’t need their bullshit?
– wouldn’t it be gander-shit not bull-shit?
– why is healthy food more expensive than shitty food
– what are the raccoons planning?
– why in the holy fuck did the power company here schedule a planned power outage to do maintenance in fucking July???
– what is the optimal location for a light source for a bad zoom call
– if you were rolling a character for real life, what personality traits would you pick if you intended to be successful?
– your mom’s coming to visit. what do you clean first? What do you ignore?
– what’s the worst angle for your webcam during a zoom meeting?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – serving sarah (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0261289)
caleb 3/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – serving WAR
offspring – the future is now

NEXT MOVIE – catch me if you can (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264464)
NEXT SONGS – being caught

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Put Your Mask Back On

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did we hear there’d be a dudeOMG reunion soon?!? maybe an after hours reunion. caleb’s trying to be good and rafe is a fucking mess. they’ve got D&D coming up on a new campaign (rafe’s first), and a movie night worth discussing regarding the invisible man. and caleb’s exciting new jersey news! rafe’s insecurities shine when she talks about her high and she’s also stoked about the elephant in the room. and lots of talk about mask-wearing. and cracked came back for a charity.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: glamper
low: food

caleb’s high-low
high: d&d new game
low: the wedding

HOT HOT TOPICS
– do dogs even know what they’re upset about sometimes?
– are live webinars the adult version of scheduled naptime?
– we’ve had xmas in july, now taxes in july, what event will be in july next?
– the cascadia megathrust faultline. we’re looking at the potential for the worst natural disaster in the history of north america within our lifetime. do you think it’s even feasible to plan and coordinate the relocation of the entirety of the PNW?
– pink on wednesdays?
– how late is too late to apologize to a woman for getting her pregnant?
– weather forecasters – waste of television time or useful often enough to ignore the times they are wrong.
– what combination of traditional game and sport would be as much fun to watch as chess boxing?
– why are laxatives not marketed as anal decongestants.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – the slaughter rule (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0266971)
caleb 2.5/10
rafe 3.1/10
SONGS – rule WAR
dua lipa – new rules

NEXT MOVIE – pumpkin (2002) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265591)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is kin, caleb is pump

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