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Caleb is Pangry

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QUICK HITS
caleb hates whole foods! he also hates parties! and now rafe and caleb may be on a watch list. who knows. they rage a bit about the US government, but good news, there’s a very active petition to impeach clarence thomas!! also rafe is finally yeeting the unnecessary items from her life! caleb is making progress on his show binges with finishing daredevil and the haunting of bly manor. and rafe is going to do more monkey island STREAMS on twitch. good things coming!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: holiday weekend/first stream on twitch
low: the weekend ended

caleb’s high-low
high: weekend
low: fourth of july

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how the HELL do people fall for horribly done scamming like the following screen shot? I mean seriously….
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592469360925343788/992909159701950514/unknown.png
– I had a really good HHT yesterday… sadly it was sapped from my soul thanks to the insane day at work i had. so my HHI is the entire scene leading up to the food fight from the classic movie hook.
– insult: your grog is so bitter that even Hitler wouldn’t commit genocide with it.
– study buddies are great for keeping motivation to study
– what angle would you prefer to spend the entire day leaning at? how do you feel about the idea of spending the entire day sitting, standing and walking leaning 15 degrees to the right?
– insult: I’ve seen monkey shitfights at the zoo more coordinated than this
– why is it whenever it’s time to make a life altering decision, there’s hardly any time to devote to thinking about said life altering decision?
– why does my local circle K require the ID of everyone who arrived with me so that only I may buy beer? also why do I have to show my ID when my roomate who drove us to said store have to show my ID as im walking around the store with my own 12pk of beer in my hand getting my supplies BEFORE I EVER GET IN LINE, so that my roomate can buy his beer? and the HHQ is can this guy at circle K actually do this, and can i leagally fight him on it?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – dirty work (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654)
caleb 6.5/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – rafe is dirty caleb is work
dresden dolls – dirty business

first john candy movie!!
NEXT MOVIE – class of ’44 (1973) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069888)
NEXT SONGS – class songs

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Many Highs and One Big Low

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queen music is great. full stop. rafe takes the entire podcast episode to gush about happy stuff like only murders in the building season 2, streaming monkey island on twitch, hocus pocus 2, reading with discord, trash panda podcast #100, and dude RPG. caleb has incarnate tips and tricks for world building, and good times with old friends. he’s also going to see thor four (no spoilers) and he’ll let us know how it goes next week. also getting new updates on verizon internet and shiny pokemon!!

rafe and caleb are both really upset/pissed off about roe v wade being overturned. the SCOTUS have fucked up big time and we’re looking to make changes through congress and the house of representatives. vote, people! vote people into office that will protect women!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: finished love after world domination
low: roe v wade overturned

caleb’s high-low
high: kegasaurus rex
low: dc bbq fest freebies were mid

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how many times should management be allowed to completely fuck up training new hires to the point the get stressed out and quit before I should be legally allowed to launch my postmaster into the sun
– qdoba > chipotle > taco bell > baja fresh
– if I can practically do something in my sleep, is it wrong to take a nap when I do it?
– why can’t I use ctrl-z to unsend this email?
– is reply all ever the appropriate choice?
– what is your favorite childhood commercial?
– there’s nothing like seeing the rusty gears turn in someone’s brain the moment they realize just how pyrrhic their victory is
– what’s your favorite way to fight unjust speeding tickets like “75+ in a 60” and why is it “ghosting the court and deciding not to pay”?
– why is my house just a magnet for people to stay at without paying rent or assisting with anything in the house.
– why when deciding to add in this new squatter was it ever suggested to kick the 1 person making the most money out of the room in which they make said money?
– how does someone get into politics without having a very basic understanding of the constitution?
– why is all of the stress tacked on to either the end or the beginning of the work week?
– do you think if we started calling our body parts things like “shooterus” the GOP would stop trying to regulate them?
– new coheed and cambria album. thoughts, rafe?
– am I a bad parent when I take a little pleasure in seeing my son slip and fall on his ass at ice skating practice?

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – almost heroes (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119053)
caleb 5.5/10
rafe 5.85/10
SONGS – rafe is heroes and caleb is almost
all you kate bush obsessed tiktokkers need another mid-80’s song.
bonnie tyler – holding out for a hero

NEXT MOVIE – dirty work (1998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120654)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is dirty caleb is work

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For the Love of Waifu Pillows (feat Dietweeb)

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QUICK HITS
dietweeb, the young curmudgeon, tells rafe about his name, his loves, how he got into his hobbies, and about his talk show, cookies and cream. rafe’s hyped on moon knight, ben folds, instacart, and RETURN TO MONKEY ISLAND. seriously, a new monkey island is coming out this year. it’s happening! everyone get HYPED.

follow dietweeb on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dietweeb
follow vorr on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/mackdaddyvor

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: ben folds
low: school

diet’s high-low
high: daughter born
low: meth

HOT HOT TOPICS
– sometimes the kindness of strangers means more than you think.
– whats your worst late night food failure? How does it compare to dropping a chefs knife and cutting board on your head at 2 am?
– what if you combine them into DWEEB
– Have you tried the new all weeb diet? We’re really tasty!
– Did you guys know about limnic eruptions, because I didn’t know about them and I found out about them today and how on earth has our species not been murdered by our own planet?
– what do when the last rites are performed and the person receiving them reflexes negatively at the splashing of holy water?
– Why is my sadistic daughter trying to rip off my ear?
– how much time should automating a task save over just doing it manually before its worth it?
– why does my 3 week old hate sleep?
– who are these people buying houses without getting an inspection? how is anyone okay with buying a 30+ yr old house, without knowing if it’s safe, for 50-100k more than the asking price?
– what’s your favourite part of Morbius? Is it “everyone has the power to teleport” or “spending 5 minutes establishing vampire rules only to ignore them immediately afterwards” or “bad guy motivation is he was beat up as a kid this one time”
– if my neighbor walks into my house again without knocking and being invited in is it acceptable to run them over?
– fuck my phone keyboard and fuck autocorrect. also fuck 2010 while I’m at it

FALL IN LOVE

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
NEXT MOVIE – roman j. israel, esq. (2017) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6000478)
rafe 5/10
diet 6.47/10
NEXT SONGS – extreme
extreme – more than words

NEXT MOVIE – the equalizer 2 (2018) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3766354)
NEXT SONGS – part two

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