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Just Make it Through the Night

QUICK HITS
the senate tried to protect women’s abortion rights and it failed. y’all need to stay the hell away from rafe’s uterus. caleb and rafe are both filling the void with shopping, like butcherbox, amazon, and men’s clothes shopping. caleb got a new cook book! about bread! bread science by emily buehler. caleb is watching a new netflix show that reminds him of stephen king. rafe has way too many amazon returns. they talk about masks at concert venues, baseball games, and movie theaters. caleb had a great experience at the theater. so many rants. also rafe learns what boosting can mean. “there are no bugs; we’re all going to die.”

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: headset
low: too hot and also abortion rights are too limited

caleb’s high-low
high: spending money & midnight mass
low: disney+ or internet? and d&d

HOT HOT TOPICS
– when is nap time?
– do I have to go to work?
– if you were building a new instrument, what color would you stain the wood?
– why is magic so magicy?
– do I need to cosplay as bubble boy if I want to go to live concerts again? and if so, tell me why I shouldn’t get into the mosh pit
– do you believe in conspiracies? chemtrails? aliens? werewolves and vampires that are pining away their whole lives for a generic teenager?
– why did my brother’s ex-gf send me a dick pic of some dude she was planning to screw that night?
– how can so many bad things happen to a person when that person is clearly just “being themselves” despite all the haters?
– why do all these people I date have thoughts and feelings of their own? why don’t they just do everything I want and only ever things for me?
– my boss asked me to interfere in an ongoing legal dispute with an ex employee that is also my friend. how terrible is that friend for not liking me butting in and cancelling travel plans with me? how dare they not appreciate all the valuable time I spent with them. clearly this entire chain of events is my bosses fault. (reminder: hot hot saga is all about a single person and they are unfortunately real)

CHRIS FARLEY
MOVIE – coneheads (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106598)
caleb 7.5/10
rafe 7/10
SONGS – head
aquabats – cat with 2 heads

NEXT MOVIE – wayne’s world 2 (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525)
NEXT SONGS – world

Mortal Thoughts (1991)

in this eclectic episode, rafe and caleb discuss alabama’s crazy voting, how the christmas prince is awesome, and netflix cares about their customers. caleb watched elf, rafe wants to watch christmas movie with tim allen, and caleb watched wayyyy too many movies. there’s some debate on deviating from bruce willis to watch the ugly. and hey, vine is coming back maybe. caleb also watched the big sick and then complains about the originals and mad men. they talk about bruce willis in mortal thoughts and battle songs about thoughts and mortality. caleb checks in with the alabama polls and gets philosophical about social issues. next week, they’ll be watching my brother the time traveler. for songs, caleb is time traveling and rafe is doing brothers… and possibly they’ll watch a sammy rockwell movie?!?! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded December 12, 2017

In Country (1989)

rafe and caleb get real about their feelings and body size, related to the upcoming premiere of my brother, the time traveler. caleb is gonna do something about it. this leads into rafe and caleb talking about their social adventures this past week. there’s some talk about netflix in comics, disney’s interest in fox, and disney pissing off journalists. also good news about jeff sessions being a big baby! this of course reminds rafe of a st. louis cop swearing at a driver for honking at him. they talk a bit about binging shows like vampire diaries and arrow/flash. they talk about bruce willis in in country and do country music/songs. caleb sings, then rafe complains about brony and blizcon. next week, they’ll be watching look who’s talking and doing baby songs! don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded November 7, 2017

Rafe is a Bad Mom

kielbasa and kraut and bread! off to a delicious start. but then… sad times, as a great musical artist has passed away. this swings the discussion to people dying, how to be a good person, and the impending void. then… more food. and also how horrible rafe would be as a mother. oh and gary showed rafe a cool trailer for okja. then they talk about the movies, and how to go to the movies… very strong opinions here. speaking of opinions, they watched alan rickman (barely) in harry potter and the goblet of fire. they battled songs about cups and fire. near the end, they talk about losing weight again. next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in snow cake and doing songs about sweets. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded May 18, 2017

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