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The Wedding Episode

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the wedding happened! it was great! the scientist joins this episode as a special guest, too. we’ve discovered caleb is okay with the podcast being video recorded for youtube. and they also forgot the fizzy beef and ketchup teeth collab. but next time, maybe? back to the wedding! everyone had a great time and everyone agrees to not socialize for another year or two. caleb vague-booked about drama. rafe dropped the ball on being a best man, too. caleb has a new youtube channel to love! but anyway, CONGRATULATIONS TO CALEB AND THE SCIENTIST! NOV 13, 2021 <3 HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: wedding
low: calves

caleb’s high-low
high: seeing the scientist at the wedding
low: hangover fallout

the scientist’s high-low
high: seeing caleb at the wedding
low: the hungover debacle

HOT HOT TOPICS
– would everyone in my life stop having traumatic experiences for a few minutes? thanks.
– a kid in my son’s kindergarten class tested covid positive. can I assume it was the parents’ fault and throat punch them as self-defense?
– do you think that willy wonka left charlie the factory so he wouldn’t have to directly deal with the legal actions brought against the company that probably arose from the parents of the other kids who were physically and psychologically abused?
– remember that time at your wedding when the FFR community got dumpstered at connect four by a hustler? still mad. (not actually though)
– how long is too long to wait for seating at a restaurant, and why is is 2 hours?
– how do you stay awake on long drives? how long is a long drive to you?
– what is your favorite trick to play on kids? 52 card pickup? connect 1? tic tac toe and putting things outside the squares? let’s play connect one?
– someone just came in to the office with “I dunno it’s probably just the flu” and now all the anti vaxxers are freaking out. how quickly do I embrace nihilism?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – remember the titans (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945)
caleb 6.75/10
rafe 6.5/10
the scientist 5.5/10
SONGS – remembering

NEXT MOVIE – training day (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0139654)
NEXT SONGS – DAY SONGS

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ANARCHY

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a lovely episode in person where they talk about the important things in life, like notebook ownership, handwriting, and eyelashes. there are also some wedding updates, tooth issues, and nerds. rafe is blasting activism through #BlackoutFriday and anarchy, and also begging for a #75hard buddy if you know what I mean. also hertz sucks and rafe and caleb are boycotting them as a car rental service. you should, too.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: games again
low: hertz sucks

caleb’s high-low
high: wedding prepped
low: tooth decay

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why are there so many hot single people in my area, and why must they be so persistent on meeting me?
– I DID THE THING! I put together an adult outfit. Who’s proud of me?
– anime made by a cult, yay or nay?
– what’s the weirdest shit someone has shouted at you
– what is a pizza topping that would end a first date? and I’m talking weird shiz, like gummy bears or pickles. that’s right, relax that gag reflex on your mental journey, it’s gonna get weird
– clarb’s wedding is approaching, and for some reason he and the scientist pick me to pick their first dance somg. I give them exactly 3 choices, and they have to dance through the entire unedited song. what should they choose?
1. “closer” by nine inch nails
2. “big balls” by AC/DC
3. “chocolate rain” by tay zonday
– oh fuck it’s another travel day tomorrow please don’t be turboshit
– does anyone else imagine an actual portal when they say “such-and-such player has entered the transfer portal”? I envision the dude spinning and disappearing into the distance in that doctor who wormhole in the intro.
– when introducing someone to a game series, is it better to start them with one of the strongest titles to get them hooked, or one of the middle-of-the-road titles to calibrate their expectations?
– what is the best gift you ever received for the holidays?
– would doing a pottery class for my anniversary be sexy or gross?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the hurricane (1999) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174856)
caleb 4.9/10
rafe 4.8/10
SONGS – hurricanes

NEXT MOVIE – remember the titans (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0210945)
NEXT SONGS – remembering fight

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15 ezpz

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SPOOKTACULAR 2020

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a great special guest, the scientist, joins rafe and caleb to talk about SPOOKY stuff on this SPOOKTACULAR episode. lots of talk about horror movies, halloween growing up, and tons of candy. there are also kinks starting with the letter B which rafe loves.

HALLOWEEN HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high:
low: lost senses and attacked

caleb’s high-low
high: slow build suspense
low: body torture

the scientist’s high-low
high: pure evil
low: dumb people

HALLOWEEN HOT HOT TOPICS
– if we run out of greek letters, how should we name hurricanes?
– what’s the best candy bar, and why is it anything other than an almond joy? also, why do the mini versions of kitkats taste better than the regular sized versions?
– why do the miniature reese’s seem to have more peanut butter than the regular ones?
– what’s the best way to leverage being killed by a sammich live on the internet into a subway sponsorship deal
– what was your favorite costume as a kid? and if you were to dress up as an adult what would your costume be?
– what was the last thing that scared you?
– what was the worst dream you had that you remember?
– best and worst candy to get while trick or treating?
– is it acceptable to love your grandkids and mickey mouse equally?
– have you ever been somewhere that gave you the creeps or caused you to experience something that you still can’t explain to this day? if so, what was it?
– if johnny cash was the man in black, would you be the man/woman in what color?
– best giant robot costume or stupid 80’s bullshit
– is the gate the greatest children’s horror film of all time?

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – SPOOKTACULAR sam rockwell in trolls world tour (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6587640
caleb 3/10
rafe 3/10
the scientist 3/10
NEXT SONGS – tour war
of montreal – my british tour diary

NEXT MOVIE – miss pettigrew lives for a day (2008) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0970468)
NEXT SONGS – rafe is day and caleb is living

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