Tag Archive for twitter

I Heart Ice Cream

QUICK HITS
rafe and caleb are not good at FPS. twitter ruins everything. thanks for destroying MFA security and API, twitter! caleb eats a cronut! there are spoilers for the movie green room (a little bit). mother’s day is COMING UP QUICKLY. life protip: if you haven’t texted someone in a long time, introduce yourself. don’t just say “it’s been a long time!” CALEB’S HEART IS FINE IT’S FINE.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: company org changes
low: forgot rent

caleb’s high-low
high: ice cream
low: swing dance

HOT HOT TOPICS
– how much joy is appropriate to show at work when you have the next day off?
– any dish served with sauce should come with enough bread or rice to soak up said sauce
– do you store your hot sauce in the fridge or no?
– how much do wisdom teeth suck? asking from a dentist’s office.
– what is the smoothest way you’ve ever been able to tell someone to shut up.
– biggest unexpected expense.
– is it a requirement that every gym has an old man with no shame who walks around the locker room naked?
– are hot dogs just sandwiches?
– don’t fuck with me if I haven’t eaten that day

JOHN CANDY
MOVIE – delirious (1991) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.75/10
SONGS – delirious songs
david bowie – I’m deranged (lost highway)

NEXT MOVIE – once upon a crime (1992) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101625)
NEXT SONGS – fairy tale

Listen to This or We’ll Slap You (feat. DaddyLarp)

QUICK HITS
welcome back, DaddyLarp!! rafe comes in hot with a witchy update and adam is super supportive about it. there are new friends, books, fences in fences, and a slap heard ’round the world. adam says we all need to watch ranking of kings, and rafe wants everyone to watch moon knight with her. they bicker about who gets to have leah_theprincess on their podcast first (rafe is going to win, probably maybe) and larp puts some real thought into different kinds of candy.

please support daddylarp’s and lovephenomenon_’s kickass podcast, Topic Cast, on twitch and youtube!
topic cast’s first youtube upload, with rafe: https://youtu.be/De3aNfZgT48
DaddyLarp’s twitch (where Topic Cast is streamed and he does other awesome stuff): https://www.twitch.tv/daddylarp
DaddyLarp’s discord: https://discord.gg/8nGJMpFDPG
DaddyLarp’s twitter: https://twitter.com/larpthefist
LovePhenomenon_’s twitter: https://twitter.com/LovePhenomenon_

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: friend outing
low: school

adam’s high-low
high: youtube famous
low: schedule change

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is the superior chocolate/peanut butter delivery system — reese’s peanut butter cups or reese’s peanut butter eggs
– why is my 71-year-old father-in-law investing in crypto now?
– can you believe the NERVE of these process servers that will just turn up to your workplace without consulting with you first on where and when you would prefer to be served?
– how horrible is it for your cheating, violent, lazy, jobless, inconsiderate ex-husband to not consult you on your feelings before filing for divorce?
– fuck. everything.
– what are the best days for memes ?
– why does everyone fuck up emails? how many times must I get an email that doesn’t concern me just because some chucklefuck hit REPLY ALL?
– fuckin health care system sucks
– how thin is too thin for your deli meat, and why have I scarred your child for life because you order like a fucking orc?
– cadbury creme eggs: best easter chocolate, or best chocolate of all time?
– is it bad to steal other people’s jokes and thoughts while not having an original thought of your own?
– has 2 years of pandemic bullshit weakened my immune system to the point that this common cold has knocked me on my ass
– is reposting a meme the same as stealing a joke.
– re: fizzle’s HHTs – fuck that person!

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – fences (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2671706)
rafe 4/10
SONGS – 1950’s

NEXT MOVIE – roman j. israel, esq. (2017) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6000478)
NEXT SONGS – extreme

Gonna Go Ahead and Push

QUICK HITS
remember that time caleb’s cat threw up on the show? and caleb discovered a new fruit called papaw. also twitch got hacked!
https://www.businessinsider.com/major-twitch-hack-breach-leak-source-code-streamer-payments-2021-10

caleb updates us on the wedding work and his bbq sauce and rub names. also weight gain. rafe rants about IT mini fridges, gary’s lovely rub name, dark kerse twitter love, and GO AHEAD AND.

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: ginger art
low: open mouth, enter foot

caleb’s high-low
high: papaw
low: fast food migraine

HOT HOT TOPICS
– is 10 months an acceptable timeframe to have the rear glass in your vehicle repaired?
– should rice pudding not have raisins, or should it NOT HAVE RAISINS?!?!
– should twitch have raisins or not?
– are you able to pronounce “hot hot topic” and “cool beans” with a stoic expression? try it out!
– if you were a baseball player, what would your “walk-up” song be?
– if capn crunch can have oops! all berries, why can’t raisin bran have oops! all raisins?
– what’s the best way to win over gordon ramsay in a cooking competition and why is it a MURICAN FLAG MADE OUT OF ICING MY COUNTRY TIIIIIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIIIBERTY
– which letter has committed the most war crimes and why is it the letter K?
– is my son’s principal secretly johnny sins? they are both bald and white, and I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the preacher’s wife (1996) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117372)
caleb 4/10
rafe 5/10
SONGS – wife fight
emery – after the devil beats his wife

NEXT MOVIE – he got game (19998) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0124718)
NEXT SONGS – game battle

Walk Hard

great opener and a great twitter talk about trending hashtags and topics. a bit of deadpool (but no spoilers, go listen to dude watches for that). caleb drinks some and pokes fun at rafe. caleb gets pissy at rafe for life decisions. valentine’s day happened, and tinder matches happened, and just generally great conversation. they squabble. caleb puts rafe on the spot by forcing her to talk during a very important tweet. more talk about the flash and arrow and whatnot. caleb is becoming more of an adult (see this tweet for more). hashtag somethingyoumaynotknow. they talk shit about walk hard: the dewey cox story and caleb is an asshat to rafe. rafe’s an asshat, too, in general. they battled with their songs, which caleb did walk and rafe did hard. caleb gets all up in the podcast’s grill by playing his songs. the battle gets pretty intense. next time, they’re watching strange wilderness and they’re splitting their songs again. caleb’s strange/weird/odd and rafe’s wild/wilderness in the song titles. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans.

originally recorded February 16, 2016