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Listen to This or We’ll Slap You (feat. DaddyLarp)

QUICK HITS
welcome back, DaddyLarp!! rafe comes in hot with a witchy update and adam is super supportive about it. there are new friends, books, fences in fences, and a slap heard ’round the world. adam says we all need to watch ranking of kings, and rafe wants everyone to watch moon knight with her. they bicker about who gets to have leah_theprincess on their podcast first (rafe is going to win, probably maybe) and larp puts some real thought into different kinds of candy.

please support daddylarp’s and lovephenomenon_’s kickass podcast, Topic Cast, on twitch and youtube!
topic cast’s first youtube upload, with rafe: https://youtu.be/De3aNfZgT48
DaddyLarp’s twitch (where Topic Cast is streamed and he does other awesome stuff): https://www.twitch.tv/daddylarp
DaddyLarp’s discord: https://discord.gg/8nGJMpFDPG
DaddyLarp’s twitter: https://twitter.com/larpthefist
LovePhenomenon_’s twitter: https://twitter.com/LovePhenomenon_

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: friend outing
low: school

adam’s high-low
high: youtube famous
low: schedule change

HOT HOT TOPICS
– which is the superior chocolate/peanut butter delivery system — reese’s peanut butter cups or reese’s peanut butter eggs
– why is my 71-year-old father-in-law investing in crypto now?
– can you believe the NERVE of these process servers that will just turn up to your workplace without consulting with you first on where and when you would prefer to be served?
– how horrible is it for your cheating, violent, lazy, jobless, inconsiderate ex-husband to not consult you on your feelings before filing for divorce?
– fuck. everything.
– what are the best days for memes ?
– why does everyone fuck up emails? how many times must I get an email that doesn’t concern me just because some chucklefuck hit REPLY ALL?
– fuckin health care system sucks
– how thin is too thin for your deli meat, and why have I scarred your child for life because you order like a fucking orc?
– cadbury creme eggs: best easter chocolate, or best chocolate of all time?
– is it bad to steal other people’s jokes and thoughts while not having an original thought of your own?
– has 2 years of pandemic bullshit weakened my immune system to the point that this common cold has knocked me on my ass
– is reposting a meme the same as stealing a joke.
– re: fizzle’s HHTs – fuck that person!

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – fences (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2671706)
rafe 4/10
SONGS – 1950’s

NEXT MOVIE – roman j. israel, esq. (2017) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6000478)
NEXT SONGS – extreme

Best Booty Call (feat. Dani)

QUICK HITS
we are pleased as always to have dani on the podcast! we get to talk about how much distain she has for a certain hot-hot-topic saga, rafe is doing the lost ark thing, maybe being a witch will happen later, and they try to remember a time before cell phones. also please call this number to get adorable pep talks by children: 707-998-8410. “fuck that person.” also rafe gushes a big about swagmonstaflexx and you should go follow him and daddylarp on twitch!!!

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: boy drama no longer drama
low: school

dani’s high-low
high: her person! jinjer charity!
low: tiktok bullying

HOT HOT TOPICS
– what’s the best way to communicate to management about your desire to take on more responsibilities and give administrative input and why is it “declare 3 days in advance that you’re going to call in sick on a category 5 catastrofuck day because you were asked to do something in advance”
– what’s the best way to convince someone that a stressful training experience is best for new hires and why is it “I was trained in that stressful environment and I handled it just fine, also don’t put me there now because I can’t handle it and other people need to handle it and don’t ask me to handle it.”
– best pie to cook in a smoker or grill
– are the people who design bathroom stalls all voyeurs, or are they just happy to see us?
– did donald trump give watersports kinksters a bad name?
– what’s the best tree in north america and why?
– would you eat a shrimp po boy from a fast food place? what if that place is krystal burger?
– what’s the best opening line to use when texting someone for a booty call?
– what’s the smallest amount of power that you have seen go to someone’s head
– how oppressive is it to not have 10 other people change over to your way of doing things despite loudly grumblewhining about it?
– why do responsibilities always seem to entail being responsible for things?
– daylight time or standard time, when we eventually decide to stop changing our clocks twice a year?
– should I feel bad cuz I suck at chess but I defeat my son every time?
– fuck the haters. waffle house is good.

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – the magnificent seven (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2404435)
rafe 4.2/10
dani 4.75/10
SONGS – seven

NEXT MOVIE – fences (2016) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2671706)
NEXT SONGS – 1950’s

Your Valentine (feat. DaddyLarp)

QUICK HITS
how many men can rafe bring on the podcast? today we have daddylarp (yes, DADDY) talking about all things love. after all, this was recorded on valentine’s day. gotta stay topical. rafe still rants a lot about college, papers, and hanging up on people. the end of #75hard mark4. adam has a revelation about getting older and the effort to stay healthy. adam forces a girl to hold his hand. we discover adam and rafe both love romcoms! adam gives some really good advice, both for romance and for self care. they both just started playing lost ark and rafe wants all the people to come play with her! please check out adam’s awesome online stuff like his two podcasts and his twitch stream.

daddylarp’s podcasts:
topic cast
two weebs in a pod
twitch link! https://twitch.tv/daddylarp

HIGH LOWS/SMILES AND CRIES
rafe’s high-low
high: 75hard mark4
low: doctors amirite

adam’s high-low
high: boss battle
low: aging

HOT HOT TOPICS
– best meal you’ve ever had on v-day or a date in general? cock doesn’t count rafe
– is 50 cent only worth 5 cents because he was hanging upside down?
– roses are red; lightbulbs are lit; it’s fucking monday; I’m not prepared for this hot topic shit
– this day is dumb and I hate it a little more every year. who’s with me?
– what do you do with all of your extra free time when you get sent home because they had to evacuate the street because of a “suspicious” package
– was bingo the dog or the farmer?
– I only gained 6 lbs after 6 weeks of eating sweets and junk food nearly everyday, what’s your best success story involving 2 dozen ice cream sandwiches?
– why is it so hard to find really tiny bottles to use as ink wells? aren’t tiny, barely functional things, like, an aesthetic?
– does anyone REALLY… want to be my valentine?

DENZEL WASHINGTON
MOVIE – unstoppable (2010) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477080)
rafe 7/10
adam 7.5/10
SONGS – stop songs
of montreal – I can’t stop your memory
journey – don’t stop believing

NEXT MOVIE – safe house (2012) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1599348)
NEXT SONGS – safe songs