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Crank That Cord

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QUICK HITS
caleb had a lovely tea time but more importantly, he needs you to try the FIG NEWMANS.
also don’t forget to enjoy CALEB RACING – final fantasy randomizer food race! july 21st 3pm eastern! twitch.tv/finalfantasyrandomizer

and PLEASE VOTE. vote local, fight the politicians who are trying to take away human rights, and vote for the president that won’t take away human rights!!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: thunderstorm
low: BIOS LED compatibility

calab’s high-low
high: tea time
low: sick boy

HOT HOT TOPICS
– I still don’t know how credit scores work. I have a score over 800 and loans still have shitty interest rates.
– If you feel yourself getting into a state of panic, do you have a method or procedure that works for you to refocus, calm yourself, and get back to the task at hand?
– Given the state of world affairs, how do we foster a renewed spirit of empathy and compassion in such a divided world?
– In the line of the “conclusions mat” from office space, what do we think about state-mints? mints in the shape of states with unique flavors? or flavors for different expressions/styles?
– after 3 days of 96-101 degrees temperatures outside I believe my brain is officially in a gaseous state, and no longer solid. are we just ok letting global warming kill us off slowly at this point?
– (topical topic) how much schadenfreude is “too much” schadenfreude? at what point does saying “they got what they deserved” turn into “I’m an absolute ghoul who thrives on the suffering of people I don’t like”?
– should the hospital of a state-run university have pastoral care? long story short, I was in the hospital for 6 nights, and on the first full day a pastor came and sang songs from a list. mostly secular songs on the list but there were christian hymns that patients could pick as well. is that an establishment clause concern?
– should new parents be evaluated before leaving the hospital with the new born? some people just arent meant to be parents.

WILLIAM H. MACY
MOVIE – state & main (2000) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120202/)
caleb 5.75/10
rafe 5/10
SONG – states
lacey sturm – state of me

NEXT MOVIE – focus (2001) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246628)
NEXT SONG – focusing

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Her Mask Rash

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QUICK HITS
the week was “fine.” caleb has some new about house stuff, bread, spiderman, and food. rafe has been tasked with actually dating, is excited about gifts which is weird, they go through their lenten requirements, and do kinks starting with W! also rafe wants people to send stuff for caleb to read aloud… let’s get weird with the hot hot topics!

HIGH LOWS
rafe’s high-low
high: kaldaka gifts
low: work

caleb’s high-low
high: bed get
low: sourdough starter

HOT HOT TOPICS
– why do people insist on the term “hydration” when everyone’s still using anything BUT water to do that? wouldn’t “internal moisturizing” fit better?
– would you rather have soft hands and calloused feet or soft feet and calloused hands?
– where do you draw the line?
– why does the phrase “internal moisturizing” do the things it does to me?
– how important is the “mystery” part in a murder mystery? wouldn’t it be super awesome if all characters in a murder mystery knew all things at all times including who did it but apparently not the specific spot they’re standing in at that moment in time? would this show be considered a speedrun?
– what makes you happy when it happens in february? me? IT’S FUCKING 72° OUTSIDE!
– if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck but doesn’t swim like a duck, what is the likelihood that it is a duck
– why is fizzle calling me out for still being a duck? QUACK
– why is sloth one of the 7 deadly sins, but sloths are the chillest animals out there?
– when people say you’re only as old as you feel, why doesn’t that apply to things like the drinking age?
– what do you yell at young people when you don’t have a lawn for them to get off of?
– is using filters on food pics and dating sites a cheat code? should people who use filters be put on their own separate “cheater island”?
– bacon: crispy or soft?
– how many toppings are too many on a NY style thin-crust pizza?
– which are the best adventure games (of the point and click variety)? the only one I am super familiar with is Maniac mansion, even though I have played others.

AMY ADAMS
MOVIE – her (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798709)
caleb 8/10
rafe 7.1/10
SONGS – her songs
hootie & the blowfish – let her cry

NEXT MOVIE – american hustle (2013) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1800241)
NEXT SONGS – hustle songs

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Lay the Favorite & The Cold Light of Day

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a bit of uplifting news about bruce willis being kind starts off this episode. happy october, everyone. rafe spends time griping about her low. caleb looked on box office mojo and is impressed on little women’s opening weekend (limited release). he also talks a bit about the restaurant, then his high-low involved drinking NOOOOO WAYYYYY GUYS. and pokemon go… yeah. rafe brings up some random shit like streaming services and pirating shows. also a silly title to an article that could be misconstrued into the best burlesque show ever. caleb is pretty interested in the animated spider man trailer and star wars 80’s anime style. they talk a bit more about the los angeles trip, mostly about rafe’s stupid face. caleb found a great store for rafe involving soaps called joyful bath co! caleb nerds out about dungeons and dragons and the roll20 subreddit drama. and… random QOTD from eight years ago that makes no sense. WHAT COULD IT MEAN?! they talk about their two bruce willis movies, lay the favorite (2012) and the cold light of day (2012). for songs, caleb is trash, rafe is red, billy is getting old. next week they’ll be reviewing another two bruce willis movies, moonrise kingdom (2012) and the expendables 2 (2012). caleb will be doing songs about kingdoms and rafe is even more trash. don’t forget to LICK THAT LIKE BUTTON on rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded October 2, 2018

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All I Can Say

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we tallied how many times rafe says solid. can you guess how many times? rafe admits she would spend more money (NO WAY). caleb goes through his insane schedule but that’s irrelevant now because this was originally recorded in july. sorry, caleb stalkers. although we DO know rafe has picked where caleb will live for the next 5-10 years. rafe tells some boring tech and cell phone stories. well, so does caleb. cellphone data plans, seriously guys? and talking about the weather?!?! boring-ass fuckers. hearing caleb diagnose sam rockwell‘s character in “confessions of a dangerous mind” is pretty legit. both of them talk about animated gifs and pronounce gifs like gifs instead of like gifs, which rafe hates. oh, and supernatural slash fiction is amazing. they drool over good hamburgers and greasy food and argue about chinese food. rafe gets sad about cord not liking fat girls and caleb solves all of rafe’s drinking problems. there are songs somewhere in there, too. oh, and hot dogs in the face. solid.

SPOOKTACULAR 2014 GIVEAWAY!!
we’re giving away the lootcrate walking dead print. you can have one entry by doing one of the following. if you do THREE of the following, you’ll get two entries. if you do ALL of the following, you’ll get three entries. the giveaway ends november 2, 2014 and we’ll announce a winner within a week.
1. RT rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR tweet (this will be tweeted on october 31, 2014)
2. tweet your own haunted-house-reaction pic or horror movie using #RafehatesCaleb #Spooktacular2014
3. post your own haunted-house-reaction pic on your facebook wall and tag the rafe hates caleb page
4. comment on the rafe hates caleb page with your favorite scary movie

originally recorded July 27, 2014

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