Canning Your Emotions

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to throw everyone for a loop, rafe starts the show by complaining. and she’s been in a really weird, dark mood. this of course makes caleb think about a college humor skit. caleb and rafe recap their st. patrick’s day celebrations, and caleb took the whole night before to drink hard. then rafe gets WAY TOO EXCITED about names. rafe also divulges a few of her favorite baby names. the conversation takes a turn for the better when rafe teaches everyone about canning. caleb updates everyone on the dumpster kitties and their horrible eating habits. then they go through some good point in the alan rickman movie this week, blow dry. they also do songs about blowing and dry things. and next week, they’ll be watching alan rickman in harry potter and the philosopher’s stone!!! there’s some talk about opposites and random coincidences that you’ll never believe are real! maybe caleb is lying. oh, and with the harry potter sorcerer stone stuff, they decide to do songs about stones next week. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 21, 2017

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The Soy Sauce Conspiracy

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welcome to the show, everyone! rafe and caleb start the show out by talking to each other. no foolies. caleb’s watching a new old show, his cats are assholes, and rafe refuses to waste her health and beauty supplies. caleb refuses to waste food stuff, which opens the doors to a horrible conspiracy about soy sauce. this leads caleb down a path of discovery and reading articles. he reads about the damn packet, and about things squirting everywhere. he basically read the whole damn article. not only that, but wait to hear about the wasabi and the high cost of the real deal. rafe jumbles up some words which reminds her of a favorite infomercial subreddit. caleb confesses to some fears and then they talk about power rangers. and finally, they have the pleasure of discussing alan rickman’s classic, help I’m a fish. then they get to do fish songs! it’s just fantastic. next week, they’ll be happily enjoying alan rickman in blow dry. for songs, caleb blows and rafe’s dry. caleb has some more cat stuff going on and then rafe has a moment right at the end. oh, and check out this peking duk music video with a unibrow mullet guy. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 14, 2017

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I’ll Burn My Bras in Hell!

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caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine and then too much bickering about rafe’s paper-writing skills. there’s some excitement about caleb’s lovely ladies. then he gives rafe shit for her grocery shopping technique and throws down the gauntlet when discussing bulk buy stores. and cat abuse… just kidding! but definitely cat talk, and more about caleb making fun of rafe. then more cat talk. caleb tries to guilt rafe about his graduation celebration. they talk a bit about galaxy quest and caleb talks a bit about the special features on the bluray. they do songs that have three in them. they set up next week’s alan rickman movie, help I’m a fish and doing songs about fish. oh, and then rafe asks caleb to take some glamour shots like this handsome devil, and then rafe gets angry and whiny. you all should tweet about it. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded March 7, 2017

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days

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killer opening with caleb being angry about work! and then the adventures of dating… a lot… like, a lot. rafe’s reminded of a ted talk about making hard choices. caleb’s social cup runneth over. his schedule will make your head spin. rafe’s definitely did. they talk a bit about parents and names and more about how caleb dates. somewhere in here, there’s talk about the onion and getting stoked. then rafe raves a bit about dark harbor, because norman reedus and alan rickman and stuff. caleb complains. they bicker about the songs, which are about dark. after the songs, rafe spends time talking about how horrible her class is and caleb talks her off an emotional ledge. then caleb loses his shit about green food. no, really. next week, exciting things with alan rickman! they’ll be watching galaxy quest again, yay! and songs with three in them, because it will be their third time reviewing galaxy quest. don’t forget to like rafe hates caleb on facebook and follow @rafehatescaleb on twitter to stay in the loop with all their shenanigans. you can also watch caleb play games sometimes on twitch.

originally recorded February 28, 2017

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